Terrible Foods

CatSlave · Nov 21, 2009

This is why I'm fat...

I posted this in the cooking section, but it already slipped into obscurity.

WARNING: This is your last chance to see rampant heart-stopping, cholesterol-friendly recipes,
with full color greasy, gooey goodness, with no dietary restraints, unbridled passion for calories
and painfully exquisite tastes that make you beg for more. If you taste, you will know.

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Not ready for Thanksgiving?
All this turkey talk getting you down?
Feeling intimidated about your lack of cooking skills?

Here's a fun site for the unCooks and junk-food junkies out there.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1

rhymegirl · Nov 21, 2009

I think I gained 10 pounds just looking at those pictures.

L.J. · Nov 21, 2009

I feel ill.

JoeEkaitis · Nov 21, 2009

I'm in heaven.

Susie · Nov 21, 2009

*Swoons.* These are my kinda treats!

mscelina · Nov 21, 2009

Oh. I was expecting to see pictures of my back surgery. That's why I'm fat.

threedogpeople · Nov 21, 2009

Just looking at the pictures made my teeth hurt.

S.J. · Nov 21, 2009

Ewwww. Looking at high-res pictures of food (no matter how delicious) makes my stomach squeeze. If I ever feel like pigging out, I will go to that site!

Kate Thornton · Nov 21, 2009

It made me ill to see those abominations labeled "food" - no, that's not food. (OMG That pancake thing nearly made me throw up - if I am tempted by bad stuff, I will think of *THAT* with it's Tootsie Pop flagpole...)

CatSlave · Nov 21, 2009

I found the 'Redneck Quiche' kinda appealing:
baked bologna cups filled with fried eggs, country gravy and melted Velveeta cheese.

OM NOM NOM

bettielee · Nov 21, 2009

I'm for anything with bacon in it, that is also wrapped in bacon.

Hittman · Nov 21, 2009

If these pictures bother you, stay away from the Gallery of Regrettable Food:

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/

Perks · Nov 21, 2009

The Irish Hog just looks great. Everything else? Barf.

Darzian · Nov 21, 2009

Interesting how the 'green' portion of the burger at the end is way outside the "burger" (if that makes any sense).

jennontheisland · Nov 21, 2009

I want to know where I have to go to get the poutine benedict!

Fries and gravy with eggs benny on top?? OMG, I'll take two with a side order of bacon, please.

AnonymousWriter · Nov 21, 2009

Those are disgusting!

Silver King · Nov 21, 2009

I haven't clicked on the link; and I won't.

But I will remind folks here to please limit their word choices in thread titles so as not to offend, even if we don't mean to, others who may feel or are overweight.

CatSlave · Nov 21, 2009

ACK! Being 'chubby' myself, no harm was meant.
Can one of the mods change the title to Terrible Food or something of the sort?

jennontheisland · Nov 21, 2009

Okay seriously, I've been searching for the poutine benedict. All I can find are links to that pic! It's gotta be in Canada since it's poutine.....

Silver King · Nov 21, 2009

CatSlave said:
ACK! Being 'chubby' myself, no harm was meant.
Can one of the mods change the title to Terrible Food or something of the sort?

I can change the title to anything you want.

Just lay it on me. Quick before I go to bed.

CatSlave · Nov 21, 2009

OK, now please. Terrible Foods

And thank you.

Silver King · Nov 21, 2009

That sounds good. And thanks for your understanding.

Hittman · Nov 21, 2009

I'm fat. Not portly or big boned or too short for my weight - just fat. I'm not the least bit offended by that realistic, accurate word.

Jesus H. Christ, do we have to dance around everything here and be 100% politically correct? And will I be chastised by the mods because JHC might offend some random Christian? Sheesh.

Silver King · Nov 21, 2009

Hittman said:
I'm fat. Not portly or big boned or too short for my weight - just fat. I'm not the least bit offended by that realistic, accurate word.

Jesus H. Christ, do we have to dance around everything here and be 100% politically correct? And will I be chastised by the mods because JHC might offend some random Christian? Sheesh.

That's the way it seems sometimes, because you know, we can't always be worried about exactly how you feel at the moment but must take other members' feelings into account.

And if you don't like it, well, then fuck off.

Hows that for politically correct?

mscelina · Nov 21, 2009

Silver King said:
That's the way it seems sometimes, because you know, we can't always be worried about exactly how you feel at the moment but must take other members' feelings into account.

And if you don't like it, well, then fuck off.

Hows that for politically correct?

You're my hero.

*sigh*

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