Bad movies, good lines

In a recent thread here on AW someone mentioned how awful Rush Hour 3 is. And it's true, it's an awful awful movie, but it also reminded me that even the worst films can still have a snappy one-liner or interesting exchange. For example, I always liked this noir-ish piece of dialogue and thought it deserved better than the movie it was in:

Woman: You know the problem with detectives? Even when they're with a woman, they're still thinking about how to get their man.

Jackie Chan: Where's Shy Shen?

Woman: See what I mean?

Note that I'm paraphrasing here because I already spent too long looking for the quote on Rush Hour 3's IMDB page.

So, what are some other good lines that come from crappy films?

Maryn said:

From a guilty pleasure, Feeling Minnesota: "You ate my ear. You killed your wife. You framed me for it. And you're mad at me because I lied?"

Maryn, chuckling

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Damn, now I see the danger in this thread: it makes me want to watch sub-par movies just for a line like that.

Justin91 said:

Well said!

"I'm surrounded by Assholes! Keep fireing Assholes."

-Spaceballs

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Heh, I actually watched Spaceballs for the first time last week. Dark Helmet really did have all the best lines.

"Sir, don't you think we're being too literal?"

"He said comb the desert! Do you want to get charged with insubordination?!"



I'm an easy mark for corny jokes.