Which Dwarf Are You?

Which Dwarf Are You?


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Leukman

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So today I realized I was a dwarf.

Actually, several dwarves.

When I woke up I was Sleepy.

When I walked outside, I felt like Sneezy.

As I walked into work I suddenly became Grumpy.

In a rather uncomfortable meeting with people I really didn't care for very much, I was Bashful at first, but then realized I'd morphed into Dopey.

When I left work I automatically became Happy.

Now that I'm home with the Captain, I shall quickly become Sloppy.

:Wha:

Oh...wait...he...Sloppy wasn't...

Screw the fairy-farkin'-tale. I'm sure there's a vertically challenged dude out there somewhere named, or called, Sloppy.

If not, we can pretend.

Heh...maybe later, if I'm lucky, I can pretend I'm Doc. :e2brows:
 

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I'm grumpy mostly, but sometimes dopey.
 

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You got it all wrong. The seven dwarves are Crabby, Drunky, Hungry, Greedy, Lenny , Kearney, and Doc (...tor Hibbert). Don't you watch the Simpsons?

Ho Hi! Ho Hi! It's off to work goes I! This song's not like any song you know, Ho Hi! Ho hi ho hi ho hi!
 

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You got it all wrong. The seven dwarves are Crabby, Drunky, Hungry, Greedy, Lenny , Kearney, and Doc (...tor Hibbert). Don't you watch the Simpsons?

Ho Hi! Ho Hi! It's off to work goes I! This song's not like any song you know, Ho Hi! Ho hi ho hi ho hi!


Dang.

That makes plenty-o-sense, but now I gotta re-do the poll...
 

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Thank you, my saltimentals zatly.
 

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I've no idea what you mean.
 

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Gawd, I thought you said Grumpy with a turd. :Wha:








:roll:
 

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Shithead and Douchebag are the dwarfs Disney didn't tell you about.
 

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Shithead and Douchebag are the dwarfs Disney didn't tell you about.

That's why Grumpy's so grumpy.


Both of these comments explain a lot about the stinkin' movie. I was traumatized by that movie (in case you couldn't tell).


Them dwarves scared the snot outta me as a child.


To this day I have issues with little people.


Always makes me think of a question peeps would shout out when I was on my extended canoe trip on the Rio...

They'd say, "How deep is the water"

:Wha:

Mind you, I was in a farkin' canoe.

So my repsonse would always be, "Chest high on a duck."

To which they would nod, with blank faces and no further questions, your honor.

Dopey.

Not sure why little people make me think of that.

Prolly the vertically challenged thing.

:D
 

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Both of these comments explain a lot about the stinkin' movie. I was traumatized by that movie (in case you couldn't tell).


Them dwarves scared the snot outta me as a child.


To this day I have issues with little people.


Always makes me think of a question peeps would shout out when I was on my extended canoe trip on the Rio...

They'd say, "How deep is the water"

:Wha:

Mind you, I was in a farkin' canoe.

So my repsonse would always be, "Chest high on a duck."

To which they would nod, with blank faces and no further questions, your honor.

Dopey.

Not sure why little people make me think of that.

Prolly the vertically challenged thing.

:D

My issues are with Snow White porn remakes. Especially when they call it Seven Rides for One Sista. I don't like plays on the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers title either.
 

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My issues are with Snow White porn remakes. Especially when they call it Seven Rides for One Sista. I don't like plays on the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers title either.


:Wha:

Holy hell.

Dude.

I'm there for ya.


















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Gawd, I thought you said Grumpy with a turd.

I don't even use the word turd, LOL! I dunno why, but it's just a disgusting word. Like maggot. Another nasty word.

Words have personalities, you know.

Tipperary is a very happy sounding word. :)

I love Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I remember watching it in the theater as a kid (re-release... I'm not that old!) It was awesome.

And now... I'm back to Dopey. Grumpy with a turd has gone.
 

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oops. i think i meant Seven Brothers for One Sista.



anybody see my stool?
 

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Uh...:Wha:...It's in the stew??
 
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If KTC is Snow White, his dwarves must be called Lumpy, Shitty, Stinky, Wanky, Bastige, Mukluk and Twunt.
 

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Twunt.

Huh.

I think I work with Twunt.

He's always hangin out somewhere between the Head Dude and the Asshole that follows him around.
 

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You got it all wrong. The seven dwarves are Crabby, Drunky, Hungry, Greedy, Lenny , Kearney, and Doc (...tor Hibbert). Don't you watch the Simpsons?
I prefer Surly the Duff....