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So today I realized I was a dwarf.
Actually, several dwarves.
When I woke up I was Sleepy.
When I walked outside, I felt like Sneezy.
As I walked into work I suddenly became Grumpy.
In a rather uncomfortable meeting with people I really didn't care for very much, I was Bashful at first, but then realized I'd morphed into Dopey.
When I left work I automatically became Happy.
Now that I'm home with the Captain, I shall quickly become Sloppy.
Oh...wait...he...Sloppy wasn't...
Screw the fairy-farkin'-tale. I'm sure there's a vertically challenged dude out there somewhere named, or called, Sloppy.
If not, we can pretend.
Heh...maybe later, if I'm lucky, I can pretend I'm Doc.
Actually, several dwarves.
When I woke up I was Sleepy.
When I walked outside, I felt like Sneezy.
As I walked into work I suddenly became Grumpy.
In a rather uncomfortable meeting with people I really didn't care for very much, I was Bashful at first, but then realized I'd morphed into Dopey.
When I left work I automatically became Happy.
Now that I'm home with the Captain, I shall quickly become Sloppy.
Oh...wait...he...Sloppy wasn't...
Screw the fairy-farkin'-tale. I'm sure there's a vertically challenged dude out there somewhere named, or called, Sloppy.
If not, we can pretend.
Heh...maybe later, if I'm lucky, I can pretend I'm Doc.