I thought this was going to be a link to one of those blog-questionnaire thingies that asks you a bunch of irrelevant and unrelated questions, then makes a determination of whether you're a Beatles or a Rolling Stones.
I'm a Beatles, unless "Her Majesty's Satanic Secret Service" or whatever it is is playing, or maybe the legendary and iconic "Sympathy for the Devil."
Okay, and maybe sometimes "Satisfaction." The line "...watching my TV, and a man comes on to tell me how white my shirts should be, but he can't be a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me" was so thick and blatant with sarcasm and hypocrisy that I even got it at age 8.
And the Beatles never sold out.
The Stones licensed "Start Me Up" to Microsoft for 20 million dollars for use in the Windows 95 TV commercials. Ironically, the song has the lyrics (not used by Microsoft) "You make a grown man cry."
No, I take back the "unless." I sometimes LIKE the Stones. I always AM a Beatles.
I should make a blog post out of this. This could be the most profound thing I've ever written.