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shyne
11-10-2009, 05:43 AM
God makes Sanjaya sing a song three scales too high

shyne
11-10-2009, 05:44 AM
Everytime you check your reps

Jay Leno presses grapes with his chin

Sweetleaf
11-10-2009, 05:46 AM
A sparrow flies past Neuro's window.

shyne
11-10-2009, 05:47 AM
Everytime you check your reps

A stranger will sip your soda when you turn your head

Silver King
11-10-2009, 06:46 AM
I haven't mentioned it in a while, so I don't expect everyone to know that we try to avoid rep sharing threads in this room. I'm not saying that this discussion warrants as much, but it doesn't hurt to bring it up as a gentle reminder.

For those who enjoy swapping reps, we have the ever popular, never to be exceeded, one and only Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club located here (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154144&page=78). :)

Neurotic
11-10-2009, 09:52 AM
A sparrow flies past Neuro's window.

Sparrows? Where?? Here???

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

truelyana
11-10-2009, 05:21 PM
A baby is born. :)

alleycat
11-10-2009, 05:28 PM
Part of California falls into the ocean.

Wayne K
11-10-2009, 06:07 PM
A mod locks a thread.

MoonWriter
11-10-2009, 06:08 PM
a member of AW gets an agent.

Priene
11-10-2009, 06:17 PM
Bono: Every time I clap my hands, a baby dies in Africa
Glaswegian in the audience: Well, stop bloody clapping then

bettielee
11-10-2009, 10:00 PM
Everytime you check your reps

A stranger will sip your soda when you turn your head


You lie! You lie, sir!

**guards diet soda while checking reps**

It can't be true... it can't be true....

shyne
11-10-2009, 10:02 PM
Everytime you check your reps

Evander Holyfield head butts his driver

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:05 PM
. . . another episode of Law & Order SVU is shown in rerun.

bettielee
11-10-2009, 10:07 PM
well yeah, but nothing stops Law and Order.

Nothing.

Rachel
11-10-2009, 10:09 PM
Everytime you check your reps

... someone sips Bettie's soda.

shyne
11-10-2009, 10:10 PM
. . . another episode of Law & Order SVU is shown in rerun.

and Det. Stabler throws another perp to the floor

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:15 PM
and Det. Stabler throws another perp to the floor
And then almost cries in the next scene . . .

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:16 PM
. . . Vice-President Biden gives another speech . . .

shyne
11-10-2009, 10:18 PM
. . . Vice-President Biden gives another speech . . .

And waxes his Camaro on the White House lawn with his shirt off

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 10:21 PM
....you have to look at an awful picture of the Hoff.

I wish it wasn't true, but it is. :(

quickWit
11-10-2009, 10:24 PM
....you have to look at an awful picture of the Hoff.

You.

Take.

That.

Back.

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:29 PM
. . . 10 million more spam e-mails are sent.

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 10:29 PM
No.

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:33 PM
. . . another rap song is played on a PBS kids show.

Rachel
11-10-2009, 10:35 PM
someone starts blogging.

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 10:36 PM
...Disney creates another child star

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:37 PM
. . . another thread about Sarah Palin is started.

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 10:37 PM
...the terror alert goes to orange

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:39 PM
. . . another turkey is turned into a Butterball.

bettielee
11-10-2009, 10:41 PM
Everytime you check your reps

... someone sips Bettie's soda.

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooo............... no no no!!!!1!!!!!11!!

regdog
11-10-2009, 10:44 PM
. . . another thread about Sarah Palin is started.


...the terror alert goes to orange

There's a connection there,I just know it





You lie! You lie, sir!

**guards diet soda while checking reps**

It can't be true... it can't be true....


NNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooo............... no no no!!!!1!!!!!11!!


Sorry sweets, it's true http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/others-276.gif

shyne
11-10-2009, 10:44 PM
Everytime you check your reps

Someone replaces your ashtray change with Folgers Crystals

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:47 PM
. . . another commercial for an attorney is shown on TV.

bettielee
11-10-2009, 10:49 PM
Sorry sweets, it's true http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/others-276.gif

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... .....................................

alleycat
11-10-2009, 10:49 PM
. . . another thread about fonts is started.

regdog
11-10-2009, 10:50 PM
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... .....................................

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSssss
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssss.....
.................................................. ........................

shyne
11-10-2009, 10:51 PM
Everytime you check your reps

The absorbency power of the ShamWow amazes yet another

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 10:52 PM
...someone calls to offer to promote my book for only a gazillion dollars

alleycat
11-10-2009, 11:01 PM
. . . another Big Mac is served.

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 11:04 PM
...and another artery is clogged

shyne
11-10-2009, 11:04 PM
Everytime you check your reps

Somewhere in the world the figure four leg lock is applied

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 11:06 PM
...someone eats the questionable shrimp

bettielee
11-10-2009, 11:07 PM
...Mythbusters destroys another long held universal truth

shyne
11-10-2009, 11:08 PM
Everytime you check your reps

A chest bump greeting is initiated without the expressed written consent of the other party

kayleamay
11-10-2009, 11:12 PM
...the bunny farts

quickWit
11-10-2009, 11:32 PM
...the bunny farts

Gee, what are the odds? :D

regdog
11-10-2009, 11:35 PM
Gee, what are the odds? :D

100%

darkprincealain
11-11-2009, 02:47 AM
...Taco Bell invents another imaginary Tex-Mex food.

bettielee
11-11-2009, 03:05 AM
...Taco Bell invents another imaginary Tex-Mex food.

but it's amazing what they can do with tortillas, cheese, hamburger, tomatoes, lettuce, refried beans, sour cream and guacomole.

Darzian
11-11-2009, 11:45 AM
...the internetz dies.

alleycat
11-11-2009, 03:11 PM
. . . Dan Brown sells another book.

shyne
11-11-2009, 03:31 PM
Everytime you check your reps

Rule 34 is applied...somewhere

alleycat
11-11-2009, 04:35 PM
. . . another guy puts up a video of himself playing air guitar on YouTube.

Cella
11-11-2009, 07:03 PM
I stub my toe.

alleycat
11-11-2009, 10:23 PM
. . . a possum gets hit trying to cross the road.

kayleamay
11-11-2009, 11:26 PM
...and alley cat gets trapped in a dumpster :(

Cella
11-12-2009, 12:03 AM
i blink

Susie
11-12-2009, 01:50 AM
An angel and a chocolate fairy gets their wings. :)

som1luvsmi
11-12-2009, 01:52 AM
An angel gets the hiccups.

stormie
11-12-2009, 02:02 AM
My computer laughs.

shyne
11-12-2009, 11:16 PM
Someone passes gas

stormie
11-12-2009, 11:17 PM
A rhyme rehashes

JoeEkaitis
11-13-2009, 02:38 AM
For a few fleeting precious moments, it all makes sense.

Cella
11-19-2009, 06:24 AM
I spill my milk.

Seams
11-30-2009, 03:41 AM
i just found mine today :P

*over 300 posts. yup i'm a quick one*

Seams

JoeEkaitis
11-30-2009, 05:02 AM
Hilarity ensues.

Matera the Mad
11-30-2009, 06:01 AM
Somebody slops coffee on a keyboard

Seams
11-30-2009, 04:43 PM
so thats where all this slips are coming from :(

stopppppp checkingggggg pleaseeeee :(

Matera the Mad
11-30-2009, 08:47 PM
...someone peels a banana

kayleamay
11-30-2009, 08:54 PM
the half-life of Twinkies increases by two fold.

Seams
11-30-2009, 08:55 PM
whispers follow your footsteps

kayleamay
11-30-2009, 08:58 PM
...a new church is formed in California

Seams
11-30-2009, 08:59 PM
must be a lot checking lately

Lavern08
11-30-2009, 09:59 PM
Everytime you check your reps:

I miss Billy Mays even more! :cry:

JoeEkaitis
12-01-2009, 12:54 AM
Adam Savage gets another pair of geeky horn-rims.

http://www.raising-redheads.com/images/Adam-Savage-HOPE.jpg

Anarchic Q
12-02-2009, 05:12 AM
...Your mom gets a funny feeling in her lady-bits.

KellyAssauer
12-04-2009, 04:18 PM
Another rude child get his mouth washed out with ivory soap and a hand brush.

-hey, that might be a good thing?

shyne
03-25-2010, 11:19 PM
...Your mom gets a funny feeling in her lady-bits.

How did I miss this :lol:

Lavern08
03-26-2010, 12:18 AM
How did I miss this :lol:

I know, right? :roll:

milly
03-26-2010, 03:19 AM
a dirty diaper gets shredded by a nosy schnauzer...at least at my house anyway

Silver King
03-26-2010, 06:53 AM
Every time you check your reps, you might get a negative one from me. I haven't given one out yet, but I want to, and I've been waiting for just the right moment, so you'd better watch out!

milly
03-26-2010, 06:58 AM
*slinking out of the thread now clutching reps closely to my lack of cleavage*

Susie
03-26-2010, 08:21 AM
Every time you check your reps an Angel gets a bar of chocolit. Srsly.

Cella
03-26-2010, 08:27 AM
My baby karate kicks me.

jennontheisland
03-26-2010, 08:38 AM
I blow my nose.

JoeEkaitis
03-26-2010, 04:56 PM
Every time you check your reps, Paula Deen comes up with another way to add more butter to a recipe.

shyne
03-26-2010, 05:31 PM
Every time you check your reps, you might get a negative one from me. I haven't given one out yet, but I want to, and I've been waiting for just the right moment, so you'd better watch out!

Cella pm'd me. Said she'd like to see you try. The font she used made me believe she typed it with much gusto, and massive amounts of saliva dripping from the corners of her mouth.

Silver King
03-27-2010, 03:55 AM
*Sends Cella a negative rep, using shyne's account as cover so she'll never know it came from me.*

milly
03-27-2010, 04:04 AM
wow...good to know that SK has such a hard time doling out the punishment...we can be really bad now and get away with it...right? sorry it had to be you Cella :)

Silver King
03-27-2010, 04:10 AM
Yeah, I'm glad that negative rep is out of my system now. It's been building for years. Cella will understand, I hope, in the twisted sense that we so often hurt the ones we love.

milly
03-27-2010, 04:14 AM
how many years are we talking? I bet the release was...umm...back to cooking I am...yeah...cooking

rhymegirl
03-27-2010, 04:20 AM
Every time you check your reps, you might get a negative one from me. I haven't given one out yet, but I want to, and I've been waiting for just the right moment, so you'd better watch out!

Ha. You won't do it.

milly
03-27-2010, 04:24 AM
ask Cella...apparently, he will

rhymegirl
03-27-2010, 04:32 AM
ask Cella...apparently, he will

I think he's faking.

milly
03-27-2010, 04:45 AM
he always does that ;)

milly
03-27-2010, 04:55 AM
"little"...yes... ;)

Silver King
03-27-2010, 04:58 AM
Only Cella knows for sure if I was faking or not. And there won't be anything "little" about that knowledge, either. It'll be BIG news, believe me.

milly
03-27-2010, 04:59 AM
awww...now who's getting huffy?? Need a beer my little silver fish?

Silver King
03-27-2010, 05:04 AM
Nope. I've graduated to wine for the evening, thank you.

milly
03-27-2010, 05:16 AM
that's a graduation?? In my neck of the woods we call that a demotion...no wait, people in my neck of the woods don't know what that is...they'd offer you the good stuff...the white lightning they've been working on since their grandaddy's grandaddy built his first still during prohibition

Trust me...take the beer...take it!! *I stand reverently and nervously, hand extending, and yes, almost unwilling to let the golden goodness leave my hand*

TAKE IT

writeronfire
03-27-2010, 05:40 AM
I just checked and I have no new reps.

Bummer.

Cella
03-27-2010, 05:40 AM
*winks at thread*

writeronfire
03-27-2010, 05:51 AM
Okay, it seems I now have a new rep. Now I'm not bummed anymore.

Leukman
03-27-2010, 05:56 AM
Only Cella knows for sure if I was faking or not. And there won't be anything "little" about that knowledge, either. It'll be BIG news, believe me.



:Wha:



I'm not quite sure how I should interpret this???
















:roll:

milly
03-27-2010, 06:01 AM
oh...don't be coy...you know exactly how you should interpret this...interpret away!

Cella
03-27-2010, 06:04 AM
I can assure all of you that SK has nothing to be ashamed of :D

milly
03-27-2010, 06:16 AM
oooohhh...do tell...please...we all know he's scaly and rather slimy but...is he hard to reel in? Did the fins get in the way...of the ability to communicate effectively of course...yes...off to get another beer now...whew

Cella
03-27-2010, 06:22 AM
;)

aadams73
03-27-2010, 06:24 AM
Every time you check your reps I get a penny. So keep on clicking, fools folks.

milly
03-27-2010, 06:48 AM
you just earned another buck :)

brokenfingers
03-27-2010, 06:58 AM
What is this rep thing? Are you talking exercise?

milly
03-27-2010, 07:03 AM
bicep curls...yes...as well as leg press...maybe even push-ups...get down now and give me 50...no, make that 100

Cella
03-27-2010, 07:07 AM
What is this rep thing? Are you talking exercise?


bicep curls...yes...as well as leg press...maybe even push-ups...get down now and give me 50...no, make that 100
Not so fast....I'm not so sure this isn't a shameless attempt by brknfngrs to get more reps....



*eyes brknfngrs suspiciously*


*sips tea*

brokenfingers
03-27-2010, 07:07 AM
Ahhhh, okay. We're talking sales reps.

Gotcha.

milly
03-27-2010, 07:10 AM
Cella the mod...I think you are right...this is me withholding my reps from brokenfingers for being tricked into a discussion about exercise rather than actually engaging in exercise...I have a feeling that beer number six right now would have been a hard one to burn even if I'd not been bamboozled

aadams73
03-27-2010, 07:11 AM
you just earned another buck :)

C'mon, mama needs new shoes!

Susie
03-27-2010, 07:17 AM
Every time you check your reps susie eats :Cake:s or gives it to youz guyz :D

writerterri
03-27-2010, 08:37 AM
A bunneh gets squished. :D

Matera the Mad
03-27-2010, 10:30 AM
a snake eats a frog

JoeEkaitis
03-27-2010, 10:48 AM
. . . another cute li'l bunny turns into a fox-eating, badger-stomping, wolf-crushing, bear-whomping monstrosity.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2735/4465885377_0857fe2247_o.jpg

archerjoe
03-28-2010, 07:56 AM
... a drunk tries to resuscitate a road-kill possum (http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html).

milly
03-28-2010, 09:16 AM
you hope there's one from a fish ;) hehe

kdnxdr
03-28-2010, 09:31 AM
a politician falls into a black hole

Susie
03-28-2010, 10:34 AM
a jelly bean gets popped into someone's mouth :)

Maxinquaye
03-28-2010, 11:25 AM
. . . another cute li'l bunny turns into a fox-eating, badger-stomping, wolf-crushing, bear-whomping monstrosity.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2735/4465885377_0857fe2247_o.jpg

So, werehares are the new vampires, are they?

milly
03-28-2010, 07:07 PM
someone brings you cheesegrits

Susie
03-28-2010, 07:27 PM
A lil birdie gets its wings :D

milly
03-29-2010, 01:21 AM
you see that you've been duped into checking them for naught

writerterri
03-29-2010, 02:05 AM
Susie gets another piece of chocolate down. :tongue

milly
03-29-2010, 03:11 AM
writerterri smiles...wait...when does she not smile...a little creepy actually :)

aadams73
03-29-2010, 03:45 AM
Every time you check your reps, Milly drinks another beer.

:D

milly
03-29-2010, 03:53 AM
I'm glad that beer exists..."so good when it hits your lips"

archerjoe
03-29-2010, 03:56 AM
you see that you've been duped into checking them for naught

You're so right. But I can't stop. It's a reflex. And when I do get a new rep point, it reinforces this habit. Is there a Rep-Checkers Anonymous around here?

Cella
03-29-2010, 04:00 AM
You're so right. But I can't stop. It's a reflex. And when I do get a new rep point, it reinforces this habit. Is there a Rep-Checkers Anonymous around here?

Well, there's the Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154144)

Susie
03-29-2010, 04:03 AM
werri says, "Hey, dork!" :D

archerjoe
03-29-2010, 04:41 AM
Uh oh! Some cruel enabler gave me a rep point! How do I know? Well, in a moment of weakness I checked and there was another one! Now I want to check again to see if I have another one. "User CP" is a command: User, come press.

milly
03-29-2010, 04:42 AM
I will now think, "user, come press"

archerjoe
03-29-2010, 05:16 AM
Joe as an Olivetti girl has even worse typing posture than I do.

writerterri
03-29-2010, 09:21 AM
writerterri smiles...wait...when does she not smile...a little creepy actually :)


...someone calls me creepy.



:tongue

Yeshanu
03-29-2010, 09:39 AM
a politician falls into a black hole

*Ruth goes off to check her rep points about 10,000 times a day, figuring it will solve most of the world's problems in less than a week*

Cella
03-29-2010, 11:53 AM
checking your reps is much easier than checking the mail. And bills don't come by way of a rep, so the pressure's off there. However, fun things like birthday wishes and pictures CAN be found in reps...

These are my early morning thoughts on reps.

Susie
03-29-2010, 02:12 PM
Susie eats 'chocolit' icecream :D

milly
03-29-2010, 04:58 PM
you remember why it is that you took a moment away from work

kdnxdr
03-29-2010, 11:00 PM
the polar caps melt just a little faster

milly
03-30-2010, 01:34 AM
you see a rep and you get embarassed that you were throwing yourself so headlong into fishing these last two days that you didn't stop to think how humiliated you'd be when you drew back a nub

*apologetic and mortified*

Susie
03-30-2010, 07:22 AM
Cella goes deep in thought :D Great words, dear:heart:!

milly
03-30-2010, 10:01 AM
you think...why am I still up at this hour?

Lavern08
03-30-2010, 06:44 PM
I eat another Fig Newton :)

kdnxdr
03-30-2010, 07:24 PM
I become less aable to get out of the AW forums and take care of my real life............

milly
03-30-2010, 11:46 PM
you feel like a knot on a log

shyne
03-30-2010, 11:48 PM
a baby poops

Lavern08
03-31-2010, 12:23 AM
A kid whispers: Zoom, Zoom

Cella
03-31-2010, 01:03 AM
a stray dog runs around barking at you

milly
03-31-2010, 02:00 AM
you realize that you're late picking up your babes from daycare-YIKES...outta here reppers