Tweets that make you laugh

Sophia · Nov 9, 2009

This is a place to share some Twitter comments that have made you laugh recently.

This is from Peter Serafinowicz, a Brit actor and comedian, in the style of a public service announcement:

"This is Sherlock Holmes, telling you to be sure to lock your homes."

What about you?

Kitty Pryde · Nov 9, 2009

A friend tweeted something like "When you get here on Friday, I'm going to have all your clothes off in under a minute." Another friend tweeted back to him in response, "You do realize you just put that on twitter, right?" And the first tweet was deleted within moments

Millicent M'Lady · Nov 9, 2009

Misha Collins, Misha Collins, Misha Collins!!! My lovely beta switched me onto his (evil!

) genius and now I'm hooked!

semilargeintestine · Nov 9, 2009

Kitty Pryde said:
A friend tweeted something like "When you get here on Friday, I'm going to have all your clothes off in under a minute." Another friend tweeted back to him in response, "You do realize you just put that on twitter, right?" And the first tweet was deleted within moments

That's okay. This morning I told my girlfriend that I was going to take her upstairs and molest her--right as my mum walked in.

Pepper · Nov 9, 2009

I can't remember who wrote it, and I can't find the tweet, but here's pretty much how it went:

"If my neighbour slams her door one more time, I'm going to go outside and play the hits of the 80's on my F*CKING KAZOO."

bettielee · Nov 9, 2009

I could go on forever about Caprice Crane.

When you release private phone calls publicly, it's not a sign that the *other* person on the line needs help.

You know you're famous when a new relationship is confirmed by "your rep" and not "your feelings."

http://twitter.com/capricecrane

The irony? The fact I don't watch a single show she writes for.

truelyana · Nov 9, 2009

Jim Carrey makes me laugh! He's such a bundle of joy, pure fun.

Tweets such as:

headed over to Burbank to face Conan O'brien! some say he's half human, half rooster. I say, let's cock-a-doodle doo this!!!

yes, that's my smileyface n beard icon } and this is my sh't eating grin n beard n Santa hat icon.•<;[]} and this ~:^( is my GAME FACE!

Among many more. He just makes me smile more.

mario_c · Nov 9, 2009

ColbertatHome is just non-stop funny. Wonderella is too ("Study hard in school, kids. I don't wanna have to learn Chinese when I'm 60." :ROFL:

)

Tweets that make you laugh

Sophia

Kitty Pryde

i luv you giant bear statue

Millicent M'Lady

Exploring the infinite abyss

semilargeintestine

BassGirl 5000

Pepper

I IS PRANCING

bettielee

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

truelyana

Set yourself free

mario_c

Your thoughts are not real...