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Many are the times I've enjoyed the late-night drunken conversation about who'd win a fight between Batman and Superman. The commonest verdict is Batman, with reasons varying from "He's just harder, innit?" to "His batsuit has batnipples! Does Superman have supernipples? I don't think so!"
Well let's move things on a tad.
I want to know - who'd win a fight between Batman (technically not a 'super' hero, but for the purposes of this argument he is) and a baboon?
Batman being in his Christian Bale guise, Michael Caine being his second.
The baboon is naked and very, very angry, though not, repeat not rabid.
He's just really, really pissed off.
The baboon's second is a Barbary Macaque carrying a half-eaten banana.
Well let's move things on a tad.
I want to know - who'd win a fight between Batman (technically not a 'super' hero, but for the purposes of this argument he is) and a baboon?
Batman being in his Christian Bale guise, Michael Caine being his second.
The baboon is naked and very, very angry, though not, repeat not rabid.
He's just really, really pissed off.
The baboon's second is a Barbary Macaque carrying a half-eaten banana.