This is like "you might be a redneck if..." Except it's for all the jerks whose mothers clearly didn't learn'em right. Mine for today:
If you feel your time is so important that you illegally cross the intersection and stop with your grill five inches away from the grossly pregnant woman attempting to cross the street - and blow past her as soon as she's out of your way...
...you might be a scumbag.
If you feel your time is so important that you illegally cross the intersection and stop with your grill five inches away from the grossly pregnant woman attempting to cross the street - and blow past her as soon as she's out of your way...
...you might be a scumbag.