A naked blonde walks into a bar...

...with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table.

The bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink."

The naked lady says...

Satori1977 said:

Damnit I hate you!! Everytime I watch the Breakfast Club and Judd Nelson is doing that joke, I get so pissed when he falls through the ceiling before finishing it. I want to hear the punchline. You are such a tease.

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LOL. I'm watching it right now. That's what I was watching while I typed the post. Now...they just finished getting high. Emilio just danced his ass off and broke the windows in the office upstairs.

i'm seeing AW OP CONTEST.

BEST PUNCHLINE WINS. (-;

quickWit said:

You'll get the answer to that next Saturday. Don't mess with the bull, young lady. You'll get the horns.

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Do you think I give one rat's ass what these kids think!?

Jersey Chick said:

Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

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you are such a bitch. you did that on purpose just to fuck me over.

quickWit said:

Shut up!

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You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.

You think I don't understand pressure, Claire?! Well fuck you...fuck you! Do you know why I'm here? Do you? I'm here because Mr. Ryan found a gun in my locker. I tried. I pulled the fucking trunk on this...and the light was supposed to go on. It wouldn't go on.

Even if I ace the rest of this semester...I'm still only a B.

Wayne K said:

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

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god. that happened half a movie ago. Claire just came into the prison to see Bender. Catch up!