The most disgusting PM I've ever received (repeated with permission of sender).

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So, I was talking about my knickers to Perks and- what? What? Stop looking at me like that! - anyway. I was telling Perks that I'd done two loads of laundry and thought, "Shit. I don't have anywhere to hang all these clothes," (new washing machine got me all of a-quiver y'see) and I asked, "Who knew I had all these knickers?"

She said - and I quote:

"Your back bottom and your front bottom."

Mods. I think she should be banned for uttering such filth.

Yes. Perks said 'front bottom' in a PM.
 

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Two loads of knickers? Geez, can I afford to become an erotic romance writer if that's the amount of knickers I'm going to need?!
 
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They weren't all knickers. Mostly towels, fitted tee-shirts and underwear.

But yes. I have an alarming number of ladies' garments.
 

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I'm just laughing at the thought of an erotica writer using the words 'front bottom'!

kinda like the doctor from scrubs who calls it 'a pajinga' :D
 

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They weren't all knickers. Mostly towels, fitted tee-shirts and underwear.

But yes. I have an alarming number of ladies' garments.
That's less alarming that if you had the same number of men's garments.
 
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PERKS said it, not me!

PERKS. Let's get this straight people. PERKS is the disgusting hosebag who referenced a 'front bottom'!
 

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PERKS said it, not me!

PERKS. Let's get this straight people. PERKS is the disgusting hosebag who referenced a 'front bottom'!

I was merely using the vernacular, as I understand it to be, so that your smutty little mind could wring the meaning from my message as your new washing machine wrings the ********* from your unmentionables.
 
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I was merely using the vernacular, as I understand it to be, so that your smutty little mind could wring the meaning from my message as your new washing machine wrings the ********* from your unmentionables.
I love you so hard right now.
 

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I've heard it called front butt, gunt, and various other things.
 

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I was merely using the vernacular, as I understand it to be, so that your smutty little mind could wring the meaning from my message as your new washing machine wrings the ********* from your unmentionables.


This is the funniest thing I have read all day.

:roll:
 

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ewwwwwwww.....

Okay, there's only one thing that the words "front bottom" or "front butt" brings to mind and it is the most horrible, nasty, frightening thing ever sewn into the fabric of human life:

Fupa accomodating Mom Jeans...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/mom-jeans/229048/


This is a terrible, terrible misuse of the English language. I am going to have nightmares now. I may require therapy.

That. Is. Just. So. Wrong.
 

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So would the male counterpart be like a front parabola?
 

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I'm beyond explaining why I'm beyond explanation.
 
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