Saw this on a bumper while driving to work today....

ChunkyC said:

Thank goodness this person stopped long enough for me to read:

"I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, wizards and many other invisible creatures only I can see."

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I like "You're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me" and "Belt up: it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out."

Mine says "Generic Bumper Sticker."

My Favorites

"Be nice to your children. They will select your nursing home."

and

"Visualize whirled peas."

Not exactly a bumper sticker, but...

For a couple of years, whenever we were all out on family outings, we'd see the obligatory platitude in bumper sticker form: "Celebrate Diversity."

We'd roll down the windows and all shout, "Hooray! Diversity!"

ChunkyC said:

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Why is that funny????

Rob

Those are great...I really like the alien one.

Here is one I saw:

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Crude yes but still funny.

I heart my dog I spade my wife.
A bumper sticker with the card symbols instead of words.

"Quit beeping; I'm reloading."

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

I like funny

but this one is serious, but I like it

"How many Marines died for your SUV"

but most of you have probably seen it, I live in the woods, we only see new bumper stickers in the summer when the tourist come up.

I actually sell pagan-themed bumper stickers, and my favourite one out of stock says "Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."

One of my favorite bumper stickers is "My Karma ran over your Dogma."

I've always liked the spoofs on the more smug specimens.

"In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"
"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."

I'm not nearly as fond of "My kid can beat up your honor student," but it's only fair to mention it so it doesn't look like I'm picking on just religious bumper stickers.

I haven't seen good parodies of Pagan stickers yet. I'm sure they're out there, though.

On the front bumber of a Hummer:

"Run Hillary, run!"

Tri

Moved this thread here, since it long ago diverged from the topic of its originating forum: Science Fiction and Fantasy

Why do I find this so appealing?

"If you can read this...
I've lost my trailer."

Along the same lines, there was a biker shirt that said on the back:

"If you can see this, the bi*ch fell off."

Pianoman, that reminds me of one I saw that said, "I got a new Harley for my wife. Pretty good trade, don'cha think?"

I rather liked the one I saw when "Sh*t Happens" was so popular. Someone had it on the bumper of their jeep...


Upside down.

"My son is as stupid as last semester"
"My son is a straight D student"
"I'm the proud parent of an idiot"

I used to have:

"Keep the Books, Burn the Censors"

"They Got The Library At Alexandria, But They're Not Getting Mine."

And my all time fave:

"If they outlaw guns can we use swords?"

Of course, the one I nearly had a wreck laughing over read:

"Elf, the Other White Meat..."

My bumper sticker

"Newsflash: Harry Potter IS NOT an unshaven pothead. Warn the others!"

"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."


Now THAT is funny.