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ChunkyC
07-17-2005, 02:31 AM
Thank goodness this person stopped long enough for me to read:

"I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, wizards and many other invisible creatures only I can see."

:ROFL:

whitehound
07-17-2005, 02:57 AM
Thank goodness this person stopped long enough for me to read:

"I brake for elves, fairies, gnomes, leprechauns, wizards and many other invisible creatures only I can see."

:ROFL:I like "You're just jealous because the little voices are talking to me" and "Belt up: it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out."

wardmclark
07-17-2005, 04:04 AM
Mine says "Generic Bumper Sticker."

Cabinscribe
07-17-2005, 04:14 AM
"Be nice to your children. They will select your nursing home."

and

"Visualize whirled peas."

wardmclark
07-17-2005, 04:49 AM
Not exactly a bumper sticker, but...

For a couple of years, whenever we were all out on family outings, we'd see the obligatory platitude in bumper sticker form: "Celebrate Diversity."

We'd roll down the windows and all shout, "Hooray! Diversity!"

ChunkyC
07-19-2005, 02:16 AM
"Belt up: it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out."
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robeiae
07-19-2005, 04:17 AM
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Why is that funny????

Rob :)

ChunkyC
07-19-2005, 04:26 AM
Why is that funny????

Rob :)
You don't know? *shakes heads*

Earthlings.

Lyra Jean
07-19-2005, 09:18 PM
Those are great...I really like the alien one.

Here is one I saw:

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Crude yes but still funny.

I heart my dog I spade my wife.
A bumper sticker with the card symbols instead of words.

Christine N.
07-19-2005, 09:26 PM
"Quit beeping; I'm reloading."

azbikergirl
07-19-2005, 09:53 PM
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot."

Doyle
07-19-2005, 10:29 PM
but this one is serious, but I like it

"How many Marines died for your SUV"

but most of you have probably seen it, I live in the woods, we only see new bumper stickers in the summer when the tourist come up.

whitehound
07-20-2005, 02:42 AM
I actually sell pagan-themed bumper stickers, and my favourite one out of stock says "Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."

Christine N.
07-20-2005, 05:46 PM
One of my favorite bumper stickers is "My Karma ran over your Dogma."

NicoleJLeBoeuf
07-20-2005, 07:19 PM
I've always liked the spoofs on the more smug specimens.

"In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"
"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."

I'm not nearly as fond of "My kid can beat up your honor student," but it's only fair to mention it so it doesn't look like I'm picking on just religious bumper stickers.

I haven't seen good parodies of Pagan stickers yet. I'm sure they're out there, though.

triceretops
07-20-2005, 07:24 PM
On the front bumber of a Hummer:

"Run Hillary, run!"

Tri

Pthom
07-21-2005, 02:28 AM
Moved this thread here, since it long ago diverged from the topic of its originating forum: Science Fiction and Fantasy

JoeEkaitis
07-21-2005, 02:37 AM
Why do I find this so appealing?

poetinahat
07-21-2005, 06:08 AM
"If you can read this...
I've lost my trailer."

pianoman5
07-21-2005, 06:17 AM
Along the same lines, there was a biker shirt that said on the back:

"If you can see this, the bi*ch fell off."

Fractured_Chaos
07-21-2005, 05:27 PM
Pianoman, that reminds me of one I saw that said, "I got a new Harley for my wife. Pretty good trade, don'cha think?"

I rather liked the one I saw when "Sh*t Happens" was so popular. Someone had it on the bumper of their jeep...


Upside down.

l.stormgaye
07-21-2005, 05:34 PM
"My son is as stupid as last semester"
"My son is a straight D student"
"I'm the proud parent of an idiot"

keltora
07-21-2005, 07:44 PM
I used to have:

"Keep the Books, Burn the Censors"

"They Got The Library At Alexandria, But They're Not Getting Mine."

And my all time fave:

"If they outlaw guns can we use swords?"

Of course, the one I nearly had a wreck laughing over read:

"Elf, the Other White Meat..."

l.stormgaye
07-21-2005, 07:48 PM
"Newsflash: Harry Potter IS NOT an unshaven pothead. Warn the others!"

Lauri B
07-21-2005, 08:13 PM
"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."


Now THAT is funny.

PattiTheWicked
07-21-2005, 10:44 PM
On a van owned by a pet grooming agency: Dog is my co pilot.

whitehound
07-22-2005, 03:24 AM
I haven't seen good parodies of Pagan stickers yet. I'm sure they're out there, though.Yeah, except that pagans self-parody. E.g., we sell a sticker that says "Ankh if you love Isis."

maestrowork
07-22-2005, 03:28 AM
On a Stealth fighter jet:

If you can see this, we've just wasted $50 billion

BradyH1861
07-22-2005, 03:53 AM
Mine says:

"Firemen find them hot and leave them wet."

My personal favorite that I have seen said:

"This vehicle is protected by Smith and Wesson."

Oh, and I once bought one that said "Slow down. Don't feed the pigs." and placed it on the bumper of an officer friend's vehicle. It took a few days for him to notice.

Brady H.

LloydBrown
07-22-2005, 06:22 AM
"God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat Him."

YEAH! That's one of my favorites. I was just reading back through the thread to see if anybody had mentioned it.

Okay, so now I have to come up with an alternative if I want to contribute. Here's a second-favorite.

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

similarly: "Vegetables aren't food; vegetables are what food eats."

Jens22
07-25-2005, 11:18 PM
My all-time favorite novelty button:

Dress Code: Four Tooth Minimum


:ROFL:

JoeEkaitis
07-26-2005, 02:32 AM
THE LAB CALLED.
YOUR BRAIN IS READY.

and the similar

YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY MISS THEIR IDIOT.

and on an unrelated note

MADNESS TAKES ITS TOLL.
Exact Change Only.

Maryn
07-27-2005, 05:33 PM
Seen a few years ago on a trip to visit colleges for our kids:

WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH--HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART?

rtilryarms
07-27-2005, 06:29 PM
Why is that funny????

Rob :)

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How about now? get it?

ChunkyC
07-28-2005, 03:27 AM
THAT'S IT!!!

That's the exact bumper sticker I saw, Mike! I had a feeling I didn't remember it word for word.