Who says romance is dead?

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My husband, being the romantic that he is, today bestowed upon me the coolest. birthday gift. Ever.

He didn't get me a horse (no place to put one right now).

He didn't buy me diamonds (I'd kill him).

He didn't buy me a small island in the South Pacific (budgetary constraints).

No, my husband bought me...







...wait for it...






...some property in the Second Circle of Hell.

*sniff* Who says romance is dead?

Needless to say, he will get his rewards in heaven. what did you think I was going to put here?.
 
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:roll:

I've seen everything. :roll:
 

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*Sniff* That's beautiful. *Sniff*
 

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romance ain't dead. it's a lively genre. necromance, on the other hand? nobody read that shit anymore.

Happy Birthday, Goofy!
 

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Note I corrected the link in the OP, as I had the wrong company. Apparently there's a lot of competition when it comes to selling pieces of hell.
 

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I am seriously considering writing an article entitled "Geeks in Love" Lori, may I have permission to include this living-proof testament in my article?
 

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How's the market down there? How long does it take for a piece of hell to sell?