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scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:21 AM
Well, okay, there was that one time...actually two...but they were ages ago, so they don't count.

Do the mods wipe your records clean after six months? Nah, didn't think so.

Aaaaanyhoo.

Twenty thousand, eh? Where does the time go? Clearly, I have no life and that's just the way I like it.

So, line up the shots of Aftershock. Break out the Smirnoff. Someone bring a chocolate cake.

And crank up the 30STM because we've gotta have us a party.

Either that, or...y'know...you could drown your sorrows that I'm still here. Or plan a coup.

Also! PRESENT LIST!

Colin Farrell
Some BeneFit makeup
A jumbo box of Twining's Assam teabags
A pony (I don't want, but I figure aadams73 would like)
A pink bicycle for Beep.
Now bring me...a Leto!

AnonymousWriter
10-16-2009, 02:30 AM
I thought you said James McAvoy would be here?

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:33 AM
I thought you said James McAvoy would be here?Looks like he started early if you ask me...
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/JamesMcAvoy55.jpg

AnonymousWriter
10-16-2009, 02:36 AM
I want to give my present first!

Look who dropped by to say hello...

http://hotholliwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/jared_leto_a12.jpg

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:37 AM
Bring me cake! I want cake!

Also...where are all the other guests?
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*tumbleweed*

maestrowork
10-16-2009, 02:37 AM
I could give you 16,000 of my posts and you'd still be my biatch.

AnonymousWriter
10-16-2009, 02:39 AM
:Cake:

Synonym
10-16-2009, 02:40 AM
Okay, okay. Chocolate cake with real, homemade fudge icing. So much sugar you'll be buzzing for days. The icing actually sets up like fudge. (secret family recipe)

Maybe I should make two?

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:41 AM
I could give you 16,000 of my posts and you'd still be my biatch.Damn right.

Okay, everyone else can leave now.

AnonymousWriter
10-16-2009, 02:43 AM
Fine. Me and my James shall be gone.

Oh, and I'm taken Leto too.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:44 AM
Them's fightin' words.

Synonym
10-16-2009, 02:47 AM
Well hell, I'm taking my cake and going home. See you later, although you might not recognize me. I'll be about ten pounds heavier.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:49 AM
Well screw you guys!

BAH.

*goes in huff*

bettielee
10-16-2009, 02:50 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/edward.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128976169622548635.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128995735158201738.jpg

AND LASTLY

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/ColinFarrell51.jpg

Happy now?

Happy 20,000

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 02:51 AM
Christ on a bike, bettielee...where did you get that Purefoy pic? That's one I didn't have!

*right click*

*saves*

You can stay! :D

Synonym
10-16-2009, 02:54 AM
dammit...

aadams73
10-16-2009, 03:03 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/aadams73/danylbaboon.jpg

When last I traveled to Baboonistan, I stumbled upon this unusual creature. Tonight, I shall make a gift of it to thee.

Happy 20,000 posts!

maestrowork
10-16-2009, 03:05 AM
I'm sorry. Too many sausages here. This is what I have to offer, though, so take it or leave it:


http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/!photos/Angelina_Jolie.jpg

maestrowork
10-16-2009, 03:05 AM
Oh, so you don't like Angie?

bettielee
10-16-2009, 03:06 AM
Christ on a bike, bettielee...where did you get that Purefoy pic? That's one I didn't have!

*right click*

*saves*

You can stay! :D

I must keep some of my secrets... besides, you'd just have to climb over the bodies...

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 03:06 AM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/aadams73/danylbaboon.jpg

When last I traveled to Baboonistan, I stumbled upon this unusual creature. Tonight, I shall make a gift of it to thee.

Happy 20,000 posts!I hate you.
I'm sorry. Too many sausages here. This is what I have to offer, though, so take it or leave it:


http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/!photos/Angelina_Jolie.jpgNow you; you I love.
Oh, so you don't like Angie?Oops, you caught my post meant for aadams73. :ROFL:

aadams73
10-16-2009, 03:11 AM
But...but...I brought it back especially for you!

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 03:14 AM
Do.

Not.

Want.

aadams73
10-16-2009, 03:18 AM
Okay, Okay. How about this?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/aadams73/060308_askdust2_hmed_10ahmedium.jpg

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 03:19 AM
Lose the Salma and we've got a deal.

bettielee
10-16-2009, 03:27 AM
I'm sorry. Too many sausages here. This is what I have to offer, though, so take it or leave it:




for various reasons, there can never be too many sausages.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 03:29 AM
No sausages, please. Bring bacon.

Wayne K
10-16-2009, 03:37 AM
http://www.160over90.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kevin_bacon_2.jpg

maestrowork
10-16-2009, 03:40 AM
http://www.livingtv.co.uk/images/colin-farrell-jolie-431x400.jpg

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/c/collin-and-angelina.jpg

Wayne K
10-16-2009, 03:41 AM
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/att/site1/20060620/xin_5506032014288441824979.jpg

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 04:32 AM
http://www.livingtv.co.uk/images/colin-farrell-jolie-431x400.jpg

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/c/collin-and-angelina.jpg


It seems I've joined this thread at just the right time. Colin, Angelina, Jared, and Purefoy. Ohhhhhhhh yeeaaaaah.

Susie
10-16-2009, 04:56 AM
Bring me cake! I want cake!

Also...where are all the other guests?
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*tumbleweed*

Awwright, peaches, calm yourself. :D :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake: :Cake:!

Way2go!

Susie
10-16-2009, 04:57 AM
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/att/site1/20060620/xin_5506032014288441824979.jpg

Hunky, Wayne. I knew you were a six-pack of gorgeousness. Many thx for the present. :D

jennontheisland
10-16-2009, 05:00 AM
You're 10 times better than me. :tongue

benbradley
10-16-2009, 05:03 AM
So who's this clean-shaven dude in your avatar? I have a moustache. And chest hair.

makes up for my balding head.

Mumut
10-16-2009, 05:27 AM
I'll bring lemon, lime and bitters - great drink. Congratulations.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 05:31 AM
I'm not sure congrats are in order. It's probably the sign of a misspent youth...

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 05:34 AM
I'm not sure congrats are in order. It's probably the sign of a misspent youth...

Yeah. Like you have a shortage of signs of a misspent youth...or adulthood...

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 05:35 AM
*hides three erotica novel manuscripts*

What? Whaaaaat?

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 05:40 AM
*hides three erotica novel manuscripts*

What? Whaaaaat?

You can't hide them. I have them on my computer. :D

benbradley
10-16-2009, 05:45 AM
wonders how to steal two computers, both on different continents...

aadams73
10-16-2009, 05:46 AM
wonders how to steal two computers, both on different continents...

Ninjas.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 05:46 AM
wonders how to steal two computers, both on different continents...You could jump up and catch the filth from the ether as we send it over MSN?
Ninjas.Yeah, or there's that, too.

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 05:48 AM
wonders how to steal two computers, both on different continents...

Don't steal my laptop, it has all my mancandy pics on it. Now, if you want to see some of the OTHER contents of said laptop, just e-mail me with a bid rounded to the nearest increment of $100, and we'll talk. :D

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 05:49 AM
Ninjas.

My office has ninja traps. They may be all stealthy and stuff, but they're no match for fly tape.

Darzian
10-16-2009, 06:19 AM
This party's too dull so I'm throwing in a disco ball.

http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/skeleton-disco-ball.jpg

PS: I hope this pic doesn't violate any copyrights.

Darzian
10-16-2009, 06:20 AM
Oh, and congrats on the 20K, SP. I might manage that number if I'm reincarnated a dozen times or so.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 06:22 AM
I haven't got a funkin' clue how I managed it. That's about 13k posts since I came back last year. Plus all the writing I've been doing thanks to tt42's nagging.

Guess I'll just put it down to writing being a muscle, and I've exercised it hard this last year. The more I do, the more I can do.

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 06:23 AM
Plus all the writing I've been doing thanks to tt42's nagging.

See? All that effort I put in to annoy you pays off. :D


Guess I'll just put it down to writing being a muscle, and I've exercised it hard this last year. The more I do, the more I can do.

Oh yes, you exercised it hard. Mightily.

KTC
10-16-2009, 06:34 AM
big fine whoop.


i probably deleted more than 20,000. chump change, sister.

Sage
10-16-2009, 06:37 AM
I could give you 16,000 of my posts and you'd still be my biatch.
<echoes>

KTC
10-16-2009, 06:39 AM
and that 'still not banned' part? you must mean 'permanently'...because if memory serves I was mad at you for about a year because you got yourself banned and then you didn't come back or some such thing. I don't like change. I didn't have anybody to insult for such a long time! It was downright dreary.

scarletpeaches
10-16-2009, 06:40 AM
Yes, yes, I was banned for a week for a monumental fucking trainwreck of a derail then took a huff.

But I'm back now, so...insult away!

Wayne K
10-16-2009, 06:40 AM
. I didn't have anybody to insult for such a long time! It was downright dreary.
Have you met Rob?

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 06:40 AM
and that 'still not banned' part? you must mean 'permanently'...because if memory serves I was mad at you for about a year because you got yourself banned and then you didn't come back or some such thing. I don't like change. I didn't have anybody to insult for such a long time! It was downright dreary.

I was still here. Guess I know who YOUR friends are. *pouts and slinks away*

KTC
10-16-2009, 06:42 AM
Yes, yes, I was banned for a week for a monumental fucking trainwreck of a derail then took a huff.

But I'm back now, so...insult away!

dumbass. maybe later.

KTC
10-16-2009, 06:43 AM
I was still here. Guess I know who YOUR friends are. *pouts and slinks away*

sorry. i'll be more hateful to you in the future. my bad.

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 06:54 AM
sorry. i'll be more hateful to you in the future. my bad.

See that you do.

benbradley
10-16-2009, 07:18 AM
... <pic deleted>

PS: I hope this pic doesn't violate any copyrights.
It's not even that (well maybe it's that too), but it appears this is a direct link to the site. You should (despite this violating copyright, but whatever) copy the pic, create a photobucket.com account, upload it there and post a link to THAT. That way you don't use up the bandwidth of the original site, especially if this is a popular thread. Everytime somoone loads your post it gets another copy of that pic from that site.

I haven't got a funkin' clue how I managed it. That's about 13k posts since I came back last year. Plus all the writing I've been doing thanks to tt42's nagging.

Guess I'll just put it down to writing being a muscle, and I've exercised it hard this last year. The more I do, the more I can do.
Half of those posts are from you teasing us guys (you know, with, like, that mouse avatar...). The other half are posting pics of that Farrel guy.

big fine whoop.


i probably deleted more than 20,000. chump change, sister.
Yeah, you sound just like those old-timers in Alcoholics Anonymous talking at the newcomers, "I spilled more booze than you ever drank."

thethinker42
10-16-2009, 07:20 AM
Half of those posts are from you teasing us guys (you know, with, like, that mouse avatar...). The other half are posting pics of that Farrel guy.

You forgot the third half: When she's accusing me of filth, perversion, and other such abominations.

bettielee
10-16-2009, 09:09 AM
Well, you made 20,000, and if you think this is a statement on your life, be glad it isn't this statement:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/epic-fail-personal-ad-fail.jpg

mario_c
10-16-2009, 09:18 AM
A toast to Scarlet, Ray, Sage, KTC and the whole damn five figures club. Congratulations on staying one step ahead of the law* for so long. May you all get a life someday :D and keep the AW boards jumping and dangerous until then.
Cheers!

*or Mac. Same thing.

Silent Rob
10-16-2009, 12:31 PM
I have sent 20,000 Elvis impersonators by first class mail. Each will serenade you with a post of your choosing.

kayleamay
10-16-2009, 05:09 PM
When I get home from work, I shall heart you accordingly.