I can hear it now: Thanks for calling God!
for instructions in English, please press 1...
(etc etc etc)
If you're still alive, press nine. If you aren't, see you soon.
That's the least of this thread's problems.(Speaking of God: for the love of God, please, can a mod fix the thread title? We have a tense problem, people.)
Title says it all!
I'd ask him a simple question: Why doesn't anything rhyme with Orange?
I can hear it now: Thanks for calling God!
for instructions in English, please press 1...
beep.
Our menu's have recently changed
so please be patient as I read through the new directory.
If you'd like to leave a prayer, please press 1.
Requesting a miracle? please press 2.
(etc etc etc)
If complaining about an act of God, please hold..........For earthquakes, press one, for tornadoes press two, for lightning strikes press three, for pestilence press four, for all other acts of God, press five.
*muzak*
Your call is important to us, please hold and we'll put you through as soon as we can
*muzak*
You are currently in a queue. Your call is important to us, and may be recorded for training purposes.
*muzak*
If you're still alive, press nine. If you aren't, see you soon.
Your prayer has been answered, my child.(Speaking of God: for the love of God, please, can a mod fix the thread title? We have a tense problem, people.)
Why did you create so many stupid people?