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scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 11:41 PM
This means YOU.

You're just nasty.

Xelebes
10-09-2009, 11:43 PM
Absolutely abhorrent and vile!

waylander
10-09-2009, 11:44 PM
And English too!

scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 11:45 PM
You mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

KTC
10-09-2009, 11:47 PM
You are the puke in the toilet bowl of life. You chunky swine bastid!

James81
10-09-2009, 11:47 PM
I revel in my nastiness.

*goes off to lay in some garbage*

regdog
10-09-2009, 11:52 PM
Go away or I will taunt you a second time

scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 11:56 PM
I fart in your general direction!

KTC
10-09-2009, 11:59 PM
I levitate above you as I spew a cancerous belch of melanoma-laden belly-bile.

bettielee
10-10-2009, 12:02 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/funny-pictures-basement-cat-prepare.jpg

KTC
10-10-2009, 12:05 AM
my temple is prenatal.

cray
10-10-2009, 12:08 AM
:e2moon:

Roger J Carlson
10-10-2009, 12:09 AM
What is this? Insult sword fighting (http://www.scummbar.com/community/games/swordfighting/index.php)?

Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!

bettielee
10-10-2009, 01:00 AM
#1: Utter shock this hasn't been locked yet.

#2: More utter-uber shock that Roger Carlson - the coolest of the cool - stooped down to our level!

I feel better about myself already... but YOU! Yes, you... I silently judge YOU!

KTC
10-10-2009, 01:10 AM
you are clearly on drugs that I do not have access to.

Devil Ledbetter
10-10-2009, 01:14 AM
The only thing keeping you on that barstool is the suction from your nasty ass.

scarletpeaches
10-10-2009, 01:21 AM
What are you gonna do for a face when the gorilla wants his arse back?

Susie
10-10-2009, 01:31 AM
:nothing

*and peaches is happy!* :D

lucidzfl
10-10-2009, 01:31 AM
Your sentences are songs sung in the key of lie. A bird will not land when you are speaking. You are a toilet seat that smokes a cigar.

bettielee
10-10-2009, 01:34 AM
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

KTC
10-10-2009, 02:13 AM
What are you gonna do for a face when the gorilla wants his arse back?

What are you gonna do with your face after it passes through the baboon?



And what's this aboot a gorilla?

James81
10-10-2009, 02:34 AM
So, who's up for a "no bath" challenge?

$5 buy in, last person to shower takes all. :D

bettielee
10-10-2009, 02:57 AM
Ewww... that's nasty

thethinker42
10-10-2009, 05:02 AM
You're [censored] [censored] with a [censored] on your [censored] [censored] that should only be [censored] to [censored] behind closed doors and [censored]. Not to mention, [censored], [censored], and [OMG THAT'S SO OBSCENE EVEN THE CENSORS RAN AWAY SCREAMING].

So [censored].

MattW
10-10-2009, 05:07 AM
You are nastier than Miss Jackson buried up to her neck in camel shit.

Cassiopeia
10-10-2009, 05:27 AM
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

I just can't seem to help myself. I swear, I promise myself day after day NOT to hate you and I can't change it. I hate you.

Maybe tomorrow will be different...but for today...I hate you





















Oh and did I happen to mention, I hate you.

Roger J Carlson
10-10-2009, 06:17 PM
Thou wouldst eat thy dead vomit up, and howl'st to find it.

kct webber
10-10-2009, 06:23 PM
You're [censored] [censored] with a [censored] on your [censored] [censored] that should only be [censored] to [censored] behind closed doors and [censored]. Not to mention, [censored], [censored], and [OMG THAT'S SO OBSCENE EVEN THE CENSORS RAN AWAY SCREAMING].

So [censored].

This from an erotica writer? Now I really want to know what that said before the censors got hold of it. :D

Wayne K
10-10-2009, 06:28 PM
You are the larva that feed on the feces of maggots.

thethinker42
10-10-2009, 06:33 PM
This from an erotica writer? Now I really want to know what that said before the censors got hold of it. :D

I'd be banned, deported, tarred, feathered, and [censored].

scarletpeaches
10-10-2009, 06:33 PM
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

thethinker42
10-10-2009, 06:41 PM
May your gynecologist keep his implements in the freezer, and may your proctologist have long fingernails and a nervous tic.

Wayne K
10-10-2009, 07:32 PM
May the maid forget the plunger in the toilet the day of your laser eye surgery.

lucidzfl
10-10-2009, 07:54 PM
I would think it fitting if a ****** were to be shoved up your ****** so hard that the wall between your ****** and your ****** were torn asunder like wet tissue paper on the side of the toilet. May your ******* be cut off in the manner of ichi the killer and I hope that a fat man, already full from the feast of a thousand ****** eats your ****** and sits back, already gluttonous, and smiles that you have meant nothing.

KTC
10-10-2009, 08:27 PM
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

May a thousand camels shit down your throat and step on your face.

aadams73
10-10-2009, 09:37 PM
May you all be forced to listen to Britney Spears for the next week. Exclusively.

I win. Lock thread.

bettielee
10-11-2009, 12:07 AM
I've come to the conclusion that most of the people in office party are in serious need of psychiatric intervention.

May you be forced into the small room in which they are being evaluated, puke and piss buckets and all.

scarletpeaches
10-11-2009, 01:25 AM
I've come to the conclusion that most of the people in office party are in serious need of psychiatric intervention.

May you be forced into the small room in which they are being evaluated, puke and piss buckets and all.At least you now have a reason to judge us all silently, bettieboop.

robeiae
10-11-2009, 02:35 AM
You're [censored] [censored] with a [censored] on your [censored] [censored] that should only be [censored] to [censored] behind closed doors and [censored]. Not to mention, [censored], [censored], and [OMG THAT'S SO OBSCENE EVEN THE CENSORS RAN AWAY SCREAMING].

So [censored].
Thank you for buying me dinner first, sweet cheeks.











*wonders how much he'll evenetually regret this comment*

thethinker42
10-11-2009, 04:21 AM
Thank you for buying me dinner first, sweet cheeks.

*wonders how much he'll evenetually regret this comment*

Any time, Rob, after all [censored][censored][censored][censored].

Oh, and this time? Don't forget about [censored].

robeiae
10-11-2009, 04:29 AM
Oh, and this time? Don't forget about [censored].
But I'm all out of gumdrops and you bent the crowbar...

kct webber
10-11-2009, 04:30 AM
Any time, Rob, after all [censored][censored][censored][censored].

Oh, and this time? Don't forget about [censored].

You're sick! Sick, sick, sick!






(:D)

scarletpeaches
10-11-2009, 04:31 AM
I'm feeling the love nastiness in this thread.

KTC
10-11-2009, 04:37 AM
I'm feeling the love nastiness in this thread.

I'm gonna write THE NASTINESS on my baseball bat and take a swing...you know, so you can really feel it.

scarletpeaches
10-11-2009, 04:38 AM
You inspired this thread, Kevlar. I hope you're proud.

robeiae
10-11-2009, 04:38 AM
I'm gonna write THE NASTINESS on my baseball bat and take a swing...you know, so you can really feel it.
Bets on Kevin hitting something other than his elbow?

KTC
10-11-2009, 04:39 AM
You inspired this thread, Kevlar. I hope you're proud.

I know I did, Nasty. McNasterson.



I'm special.

scarletpeaches
10-11-2009, 04:41 AM
Bets on Kevin hitting something other than his elbow?No takers.
I know I did, Nasty. McNasterson.



I'm special.Yeah, special needs, bitch.

robeiae
10-11-2009, 04:42 AM
I know I did, Nasty. McNasterson.
I have to tell you, I assumed you did, too. Really, the title sounds like something you would say...and probably have.

thethinker42
10-11-2009, 04:44 AM
But I'm all out of gumdrops and you bent the crowbar...

The hell I did. YOU bent the crowbar when you [censored] it with your [censored].

KTC
10-11-2009, 04:44 AM
I have to tell you, I assumed you did, too. Really, the title sounds like something you would say...and probably have.

Yep. It's actually my name for the nasty freakshow who started this thread. (-;

robeiae
10-11-2009, 04:46 AM
The hell I did. YOU bent the crowbar when you [censored] it with your [censored].

That's not fair. You were digging your effing elbow into my back to make it happen...

thethinker42
10-11-2009, 04:55 AM
That's not fair. You were digging your effing elbow into my back to make it happen...

Prove it. I have the negatives and your fingerprints were on the crowbar.

bettielee
10-11-2009, 07:50 AM
As per sparklepeaches suggestion, I am silently judging all you perverts.

thethinker42
10-11-2009, 09:29 AM
As per sparklepeaches suggestion, I am silently judging all you perverts.

You're just jealous because we're pervier than you.