Most Embarrassing Wedding Footage/Public Speaking Incidents

You mean the thread about the Chinese invasion isn't light enough for you?

I remember one with the maid of honour and a huge trail of snot hanging from her nose as she gives her tearful toast. Nothing like a great big booger to tell your friends how happy you are for them.

Yeah...

I think when he made the abortion 'joke' he lost his audience.

I went to a wedding where they had the Worst. Piper. Ever. He started playing 'Abide With Me' and the groom's dad had to go and gie him a dunt. ('Gieing someone a dunt' means suggesting, perhaps with some coercion, that you'd like someone to stop doing something. ) And he kept running out of breath and stopping mid song. Torture.

Slight derail:

Yesterday on Fox and Friends they had a newlywed couple and their best man as guests.

The best man had created a slide show and somehow inserted pics of Obama into all of the pics of the couple.

It was really cool. It showed them on vacation on the beach and there was Obama in trunks behind them, or golfing together with Obama at their side.

Sorry for the forum warp, folks.

Not really P&CE material.

--Williebee, Who has given worse toasts.

For speech class, we were supposed to go in the back yard and write a speech about what we found there. I found my dad, and I described it as : I found my dad, wacking away .... I said this with the accompanying arm motion. Yes. I was 15 at the time, and complete a-sexual. Everyone else got it, and I just stood there, looking dumb, as per my usual. Then I caught it and was horrified.

Oh, and this was being video-taped. For the first time ever, we were going to be evaluated and I was to shy to say "No, I am too shy to be video taped." So I got to relive my horror a week later when we replayed the tapes and were evaluated.

I still wish someone would shoot me over it.