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bettielee
10-09-2009, 01:39 AM
In a public house restroom, incoming traffic has the right of way.

This is all I know for sure. I find myself sorely lacking this week. The empty spot between my ears could use filling.

Proceed.

aadams73
10-09-2009, 01:41 AM
I know I love my new boots.

Also, ground beef has cow poop in it.

Millicent M'Lady
10-09-2009, 01:47 AM
I know that one of the guys from Bros (remember them?! :D) was in Blade and Hellboy II.

I also know that in Ireland it is illegal for farmers to wash eggs before sale and so the shells have poop on them too when you buy them.

I also know that sugar and spice and everything nice is what little girls are made of.

tjwriter
10-09-2009, 01:48 AM
I know that just because you've invested money in something is not a reason to not upgrade.

aadams73
10-09-2009, 01:55 AM
I know that one of the guys from Bros (remember them?! :D) was in Blade and Hellboy II.


"Drop the boy, drop the boy..."

I noticed that when I saw Hellboy II and couldn't believe it.

I know that things always look better in the morning. Unless the world ends overnight.

Lady Cat
10-09-2009, 02:13 AM
I know that a lazy sheep thinks its wool is heavy and that a cat's always on the wrong side of the door.

Mumut
10-09-2009, 02:20 AM
I know that dogs lie in places around the house where it's almost impossible to walk past them.

In Australian main cities, people walk on the left hand side of the footpath - except one or two who will never understand. They're the ones say, 'everything always seems to be going against me'.

Darzian
10-09-2009, 03:30 AM
I know that Toronto has extremely unusual temperature fluctuations, ranging from 5 C to 20 C in just one day.

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 03:38 AM
I know that you can't make spaghetti from ramen noodles and ketchup, and now my son does too. (It was still fun to watch him make it though.)

Silver King
10-09-2009, 03:56 AM
I know that when kayleamay sends a rep comment, it pretty much blows apart my User CP, as well as myself, and it's a wonder I have any energy left to post!

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 03:56 AM
I know it takes a long, long time to get my house clean.

And after I clean it up, it takes a short, short time for it to get all messed up again.

Wayne K
10-09-2009, 04:07 AM
X

Susie
10-09-2009, 04:36 AM
I know that if I don't get rid of this dang cold, my head is gonna explode and poor Mr. Susie will have to witness the carnage. :D

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 05:12 AM
Wayne, all I see is a blue question mark in your post. It kinda matches my dress.

????

MsGneiss
10-09-2009, 05:12 AM
I know that in my lifetime, I'll never see anyone break Pete Rose's career hits record... or Rickey Henderson's career stolen bases record. It's a depressing and sobering thought, really.

Silver King
10-09-2009, 05:24 AM
I know that rhymegirl's proper first name is spelled K-a-t-h-r-y-n-e.

And don't you forget it! (Everyone else does...) ;)

Devil Ledbetter
10-09-2009, 05:55 AM
a cat's always on the wrong side of the door.This is the truest thing ever written in the history of writing.

KTC
10-09-2009, 05:57 AM
I know that Toronto has extremely unusual temperature fluctuations, ranging from 5 C to 20 C in just one day.

I know this too, of course.

KTC
10-09-2009, 05:58 AM
I know that rhymegirl's proper first name is spelled K-a-t-h-r-y-n-e.

And don't you forget it! (Everyone else does...) ;)

C-a-t-h-e-r-i-n-e. Got it!

MsGneiss
10-09-2009, 06:01 AM
I know that I would never quit a job as The Doctor to play Hamlet. (still bitter, yes I am).

Silver King
10-09-2009, 06:03 AM
C-a-t-h-e-r-i-n-e. Got it!
Close. But please refer to post #16.

And repeat after me...

Wayne K
10-09-2009, 06:04 AM
I know that I'm the only one who can see the picture I posted. To Susie its a red x and to rymegirl its a blue question mark. Strange.

bettielee
10-09-2009, 06:05 AM
Close. But please refer to post #16.

And repeat after me...

here, use this to "encourage him"

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/pirate_cutlass.jpg

Silver King
10-09-2009, 06:09 AM
here, use this to "encourage him"

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/pirate_cutlass.jpg
Now there's a tongue suppressor that's guaranteed to work every time!

KTC
10-09-2009, 06:10 AM
I'm immune to blades.

jennontheisland
10-09-2009, 06:13 AM
I know that the only way to win the laundry game is to shower first and stay naked while you play.

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 06:25 AM
I know that I'm the only one who can see the picture I posted. To Susie its a red x and to rymegirl its a blue question mark. Strange.

Well, to be totally accurate, what I see is a blue box with a white question mark within it.

So now I am really curious to know what's in the picture.

Darzian
10-09-2009, 06:33 AM
It depends on the browser. I'm guessing ur using Safari, rhymegirl, which puts up a blue ? when it cant reach the picture linked.

and wayne, it might become invisible to you as well if you refresh the page. it happened to me a couple times.

Death Wizard
10-09-2009, 06:36 AM
I know that you can gain an enormous amount of wisdom simply by watching your breath.

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 06:39 AM
It depends on the browser. I'm guessing ur using Safari, rhymegirl, which puts up a blue ? when it cant reach the picture linked.

and wayne, it might become invisible to you as well if you refresh the page. it happened to me a couple times.

I tried AW in Firefox. (Yes, I was using Safari)
With Firefox I saw nothing. No picture, no question mark. Zilch.

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 06:43 AM
I know that you can gain an enormous amount of wisdom simply by watching your breath.

How so, Mr. Wizard?

Darzian
10-09-2009, 06:46 AM
I tried AW in Firefox. (Yes, I was using Safari)
With Firefox I saw nothing. No picture, no question mark. Zilch.

Yep. The link is malfunctioning. The mis function shows up differently in each browser. In Google Chrome, you get a weird colored box.

Usually, reposting the link works. I dunno why this happens. It's happened to some of my welcome messages in the nebie forum.

/end thread hijacking

Death Wizard
10-09-2009, 06:50 AM
How so, Mr. Wizard?

If you watch long enough, your thoughts will disappear. And then you'll finally be able to see what is underneath the chaos.

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 06:51 AM
I thought Wayne was just trying to tell us that he knows....nothing. :)

I know I'm good at two things.

Darzian
10-09-2009, 06:54 AM
I know that you can gain an enormous amount of wisdom simply by watching your breath.

I took that literally. It is now cold enough for me to be able to actually 'watch my breath.'

Adam
10-09-2009, 06:54 AM
Twinings Assam teabags take 3-5 minutes to brew. I find 3 works best.

What? I'm tired and British. :D

Death Wizard
10-09-2009, 06:54 AM
I thought Wayne was just trying to tell us that he knows....nothing. :)

I know I'm good at two things.

Two things?

Wayne K
10-09-2009, 06:58 AM
It's still there. It says "every time you start a flamewar, God kills a kitten"

I think God has spoken, I'm taking it down.

Death Wizard
10-09-2009, 07:00 AM
I took that literally. It is now cold enough for me to be able to actually 'watch my breath.'

If you concentrated, that would work too!

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 07:02 AM
It's still there. It says "every time you start a flamewar, God kills a kitten"

I think God has spoken, I'm taking it down.


I don't know if that's creepy, or just funneh!

Matera the Mad
10-09-2009, 07:37 AM
I know that God kills kittens for less reason than that.

Sweetleaf
10-09-2009, 07:38 AM
I know that I really need study so I can shut the door on my children. And a new computer.

Devil Ledbetter
10-09-2009, 04:15 PM
I know that people will show you who they are. To quote Maya Angelou, "When people show you who they are, believe them."

groovyville
10-09-2009, 05:26 PM
I know that 2+2 is 4 :D

spamwarrior
10-09-2009, 07:08 PM
what is passion without a heart?

Silent Rob
10-09-2009, 07:37 PM
I know that I have a mental image of all the people who post on here which is probably very far from the truth.

groovyville
10-09-2009, 08:25 PM
I know that I have a mental image of all the people who post on here which is probably very far from the truth.

I know that I probably do too :)

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 08:27 PM
I know that sometimes it's better to be content with the dream than disappointed with the reality. I also know that sometimes reality is better.

MsGneiss
10-09-2009, 08:30 PM
I know that despite what John Sterling so adamantly claims, it actually IS possible to predict baseball. (And the weather).

groovyville
10-09-2009, 08:32 PM
I know that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize this year

scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 08:32 PM
Whatever the question, love is the answer.

Although sometimes a kick in the nutsack is a pretty good reply too.

MsGneiss
10-09-2009, 08:36 PM
I know that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize this year

I know that I'm definitely staying away from the Politics forum, at least until enough time has passed to allow all the pundit-minded members of this community to get this out of their system.

tjwriter
10-09-2009, 08:56 PM
I know my yogurt was delicious, but that it's all gone now and I wish there was more.

jennontheisland
10-09-2009, 09:03 PM
I know that I'm definitely staying away from the Politics forum, at least until enough time has passed to allow all the pundit-minded members of this community to get this out of their system.
I know that I will be spending time in P&CE and laughing at all the paranoid conspiracies, and poking fun at the uber-conservatives, and generally not taking one word of anything said in there seriously. That place is the funniest forum on the board. (no offense meant to the humour section, of course)

rhymegirl
10-09-2009, 09:38 PM
I know that we are having pizza tonight for supper because I don't feel like cooking.

groovyville
10-09-2009, 09:47 PM
I know I'm going to beat myself up later for not getting enough stuff done today

MsGneiss
10-09-2009, 10:07 PM
I know that the Ruy Lopez is the best way to spoil black's pawn structure.

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 10:11 PM
I know that only three words inspire me to get things done. "Try harder nerd."

scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 10:12 PM
I know who my friends are.

kayleamay
10-09-2009, 10:13 PM
I know which forums on AW make me want to put my head in the oven. This isn't one of them.

groovyville
10-09-2009, 10:24 PM
I know that I am going to at least attempt to write my philosophy paper today

aadams73
10-09-2009, 10:44 PM
I know this much is true.

scarletpeaches
10-09-2009, 10:46 PM
I know this much is true.Fuck you! Fuck you, wench, for stealing my answer!

GAH!

*tears hair out*

aadams73
10-09-2009, 10:48 PM
Fuck you! Fuck you, wench, for stealing my answer!

GAH!

*tears hair out*

:roll: What can I say? I just finished it!

groovyville
10-09-2009, 10:49 PM
I know that I am going to get the hang of my paper as soon as I start writing it (I'm using self-pep-talk here LOL)

aadams73
10-10-2009, 01:19 AM
I don't know much, but I know I love you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAbRCauW5CM).

bettielee
10-10-2009, 01:45 AM
Whatever the question, love is the answer.

Although sometimes a kick in the nutsack is a pretty good reply too.

I know this is why I love sparklepeaches

Adam
10-10-2009, 01:47 AM
I don't know much, but I know I love you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAbRCauW5CM).

Ya beat me to it. ;)

ejaycee
10-10-2009, 02:08 AM
I know you know I know you know, and I know you know what I'm talking about. *conspiratorial glance*

MsGneiss
10-10-2009, 02:10 AM
I know that, in a fair fight, Henry Rollins can totally kick Danzig's butt.

groovyville
10-10-2009, 02:29 AM
I know that my sister is a good artist

JoeEkaitis
10-10-2009, 02:53 AM
A tablespoon of melted margarine for each 8 oz. (by weight) of Bisquick turns pancake batter into waffle batter, but if you're offering your breakfast guests a choice, just make waffle batter because it's backwards compatible with your griddle.

Sweetleaf
10-10-2009, 03:17 AM
I know that when it comes to small children, there is a very fine line between help and hindrance.

VERY VERY VERY FINE LINE!!!

Silver King
10-10-2009, 03:37 AM
I know that despite what John Sterling so adamantly claims, it actually IS possible to predict baseball.
I know that you're going to LOVE this (http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/10/01/mike-blowers-can-see-the-future/?icid=main|main|dl5|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fmlb.fanhous e.com%2F2009%2F10%2F01%2Fmike-blowers-can-see-the-future%2F) prediction, which proves your point beyond any shadow of a doubt.

(Link borrowed from a thread (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=157305) in Sports and Fitness.)

Devil Ledbetter
10-10-2009, 04:17 AM
I know that you're going to LOVE this (http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2009/10/01/mike-blowers-can-see-the-future/?icid=main%7Cmain%7Cdl5%7Clink3%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fmlb .fanhouse.com%2F2009%2F10%2F01%2Fmike-blowers-can-see-the-future%2F) prediction, which proves your point beyond any shadow of a doubt.

(Link borrowed from a thread (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=157305) in Sports and Fitness.)That reminds me of my favorite SNL gag: When you know the future, it's easy to make good decisions!

rhymegirl
10-10-2009, 04:26 AM
I know that I have a mental image of all the people who post on here which is probably very far from the truth.

No suh. I am really a kitty cat.

T.T. Lyre
10-10-2009, 04:42 AM
I know less than I did yesterday.

aadams73
10-10-2009, 04:46 AM
I know what I want.

KTC
10-10-2009, 04:47 AM
I know what I like and I know how to get it.

Cassiopeia
10-10-2009, 04:52 AM
I know that if it weren't for these mindless threads, I'd be bored to tears.

Sweet Tea
10-10-2009, 05:15 AM
I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

MsGneiss
10-10-2009, 06:22 AM
I know that all the terrible mistakes a baseball player makes in his personal life immediately fade from everyone's memory the moment he hits a game tying home run in the bottom of the ninth inning during a playoff game. I heart A-Rod, dang it.

Edit: hits a game tying home run in the bottom of the ninth inning during a playoff game that they go on to win! Woo! :hooray:

groovyville
10-11-2009, 01:56 AM
I know that I have weird friends (but then again, I could just be the weird one)

Nevermind I take that back,
I know that I am not quite on the same page as my friends :D

KTC
10-11-2009, 02:13 AM
I know God's phone number.


(don't bother asking! she told me there was only one stipulation: "Don't share it with any of those fuckers on AW.")

writeronfire
10-11-2009, 02:17 AM
I know I almost hit a teenage girl with my car this evening. She was talking on a cell phone, walking in the middle of the street. At the last minute she noticed my car almost on top of her. When I beeped at her, the lovely girl said, "Fuck you, bitch."

Ah youth.

Adam
10-11-2009, 02:20 AM
Makes you wish you didn't miss. ;)

Or is that just my naughty side showing again?

writeronfire
10-11-2009, 02:23 AM
Makes you wish you didn't miss. ;)

Well, yes, the thought did cross my mind.

Isn't it something how I'm at fault for being so bold as to drive a car in the street?

groovyville
10-26-2009, 03:57 AM
I know that everything I know is insignificant in the great scheme of things :D

I know this because for everything I do know, there is AT LEAST one thing I don't know,
Which means that, at most, I could only know 50% of what there is to know in the world,
In other words, I most likely know less than HALF of the things available to know in the world,
And if I only know LESS than half of the things available to be known,
That means I don't know very much at all, and never will know very much at all,
And thus my knowledge is insignificant. :D

(ahhhhh Logic is fascinating LOL )

ad_lucem
10-26-2009, 04:18 AM
I know, in the scheme of things, I'm kind of an off-beat jackass and, as I approach 30, I'm starting to feel okay with that. Mainly because meaningful change, at this point, would be too much of a hassle.

bettielee
10-26-2009, 04:31 AM
I know I almost hit a teenage girl with my car this evening. She was talking on a cell phone, walking in the middle of the street. At the last minute she noticed my car almost on top of her. When I beeped at her, the lovely girl said, "Fuck you, bitch."

Ah youth.

I know my response would have been "Get out of the street, you numb ----." Four letters, starts with C. Not Crab.

bettielee
10-26-2009, 04:34 AM
I know, in the scheme of things, I'm kind of an off-beat jackass and, as I approach 30, I'm starting to feel okay with that. Mainly because meaningful change, at this point, would be too much of a hassle.

I know one man's off-beat jackass is another man's delightful diversion.

I hope you aren't down about it! :)

Cranky
10-26-2009, 04:39 AM
I know that Italian food always makes me happy. And pie.

CogitoErgoSum
10-26-2009, 04:48 AM
I know that the more free time I have, the less I spend actually accomplishing anything creative.

...sniff

writerterri
10-26-2009, 04:52 AM
Iknowyallerdorks!


For the new comers, dork means I really dig you.

kayleamay
10-26-2009, 04:57 AM
I know that writerterri is good at making up single word all-inclusive statements, and that there is no way my knees and back are going to hold out for another 20 years of ER abuse.

I also know that terri's hair is standing up like that due to all those beans eaten at ma momma's house. Pew.

writerterri
10-26-2009, 05:02 AM
I know that writerterri is good at making up single word all-inclusive statements, and that there is no way my knees and back are going to hold out for another 20 years of ER abuse.

I also know that terri's hair is standing up like that due to all those beans eaten at ma momma's house. Pew.


You dork.

rhymegirl
10-26-2009, 05:07 AM
I know I almost got in a bad collision with another bike rider this afternoon. I was riding on the bike path on the right hand side (which is correct) when I was approaching four people walking in the opposite direction (4 across, totally blocking that side of the path). So I had to move to the left to get by, then I moved back over to the right. This guy came flying along behind me, I didn't even see him until he was inches away from me. A near miss. He was going so fast it would have been bad. He got a mouth full of nasty words from me, I must say.

It is a courtesy to say something like, "On your left" or "On your right" so you know a biker is coming along behind you. Nothing from this chap. I hope he fell off his bike somewhere down the path.

writeronfire
10-26-2009, 06:57 AM
Well that sucks.

Glad you avoided a collision!

groovyville
10-27-2009, 05:13 PM
I know I still have over an hour before my class starts

groovyville
11-04-2009, 03:01 AM
I know I really killed this thread LOL

L.J.
11-04-2009, 03:34 AM
I know that just because something 'seems to be' doesn't mean it is.

shyne
11-04-2009, 04:18 AM
I used to know why the caged bird sang

groovyville
11-04-2009, 05:41 AM
I know I am a procrastinator who can't spell LOL

L.J.
11-04-2009, 05:44 AM
I know that it's yet to be proved to me that seven is the sweet age. LOLOL

groovyville
11-06-2009, 02:53 AM
i know that i should not be on the forums during class :D

heth718
11-12-2009, 08:24 PM
I know that there is no chance of me finishing my WIP by end of year :(

groovyville
11-16-2009, 02:32 AM
I know that being a klutz is hazardous to my health