A greedy barbarian is lost in a waterless library. His childhood friend is kidnapped by a mysterious vampire. With the help of an athletic hermit, he must keep watch alone and in the darkness in order to save his own life.
So, let's see who thinks like me:
A greedy barbarian is lost in a waterless library.
Mmmm, perhaps a red headed viking. He just got finished pillaging a town, when he comes across an oddly shaped building. The room is filled with dozens of books! What is he to do!?!
His childhood friend is kidnapped by a mysterious vampire.
Bobby the Blue, a childhood friend of our friendly red-headed viking, stumbles in during a drunken stupor.
"HOW DARE THEE?" A mysterious voice says. The two instinctively lifted their axes.
Wait, it's a f-cking vampire. How the heck did a vampire.... Hrmm...
The two instinctively searched their bags for garlic cloves! >.> <.<
"I'm out!" Bobby the Blue yelled to Ronald the Red. Ronald prepared for days like this -- you know, in a terrible blood soaked library with VAMPIRES! He tossed his extra bulb of garlic to his dear friend, but it didn't get to him fast enough! Bobby the Blue vanished with this fanged villan.
With the help of an athletic hermit, he must keep watch alone and in the darkness in order to save his own life.
Ronald the Red looked for months for his dear friend. Hope seemed to be lost! That is, until he came across a house built for hobbits.
"I am a wise old hermit." The hermit of hermits said.
What luck! Ronald thought to himself. "I am often bored, and I'm currently looking for adventure. Pray, tell me, you will take me?"
"Of course!" Ronald exclaimed. Immediately the old, balding hermit sprinted off within a blink of an eye. "Off to save him!"
Once the duo reached the dark cave, something terrible happened to the incredibly athletic hermit, so only Ronald could save his friend!
I agree -- hilarious and terrible ^_^
I could so work with this. Except what does the pony have to do with saving the country??
