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scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:31 AM
Guess what I've been doing today?

Clue is in the thread title!

(And yes, I'm being serious. No dirty jokes please).

robeiae
10-08-2009, 02:32 AM
Bowling?

brokenfingers
10-08-2009, 02:32 AM
Dressing up as Cinderella.

robeiae
10-08-2009, 02:33 AM
Bowling, while dressed up as Cinderella?

Siddow
10-08-2009, 02:33 AM
Tennis?

Soccer?

Football?

Chuck E Cheese?

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:34 AM
No. You're all mad, I tells ya - mad!

Smish
10-08-2009, 02:34 AM
Cooking meatballs?

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:34 AM
Hold on...I'll post photos...

aadams73
10-08-2009, 02:35 AM
I shall refrain from answering, because I know the answer.

SWickham
10-08-2009, 02:36 AM
Hmmmm....cooking something that's ball shaped?? mmm like caramel popcorn balls?? (wipes drool)

CACTUSWENDY
10-08-2009, 02:37 AM
Playing with a kitten....like rolling a ball around.....?

Having a 'blast', aka having a ball, reading some of your favorite books?

Curling up in a 'ball' with a glass of bubbly and reading a book?

Got other ideas .....but you said to keep it clean.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:38 AM
I shall refrain from answering, because I know the answer.Yeah and it turned out better than I could have hoped!

robeiae
10-08-2009, 02:38 AM
Throwing tennis balls in the yard for Hugh Jackman to fetch?

Jersey Chick
10-08-2009, 02:40 AM
Seriously, if she was doing that, why on earth would she be here???

:D

rhymegirl
10-08-2009, 02:45 AM
Does it have something to do with sex?

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:46 AM
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/HigginsGP.jpg
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/Snookertrophies.jpg

aadams73 - tell 'em all who I watched and perved over this evening.

DWSTXS
10-08-2009, 02:48 AM
studying anatomy?

SWickham
10-08-2009, 02:49 AM
Oh! Billiard balls!! Or, should it be snooker balls? I like the sound of that better..

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 02:52 AM
Billiards? PUH-LEASE.

Snooker!

(And DWSTXS had it right;)).

aadams73
10-08-2009, 03:00 AM
Some Neil Robertson guy, of whom Ms. Peaches is rather fond.

robeiae
10-08-2009, 03:00 AM
Snooker is for sucks.

DWSTXS
10-08-2009, 03:00 AM
Billiards? PUH-LEASE.

Snooker!

(And DWSTXS had it right;)).

If I 'had it right' I'd be 'studying anatomy' tonight with my own 'student' and she would be performing 'acts of great admiration' upon me. . .(or something to that effect.)

robeiae
10-08-2009, 03:02 AM
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/HigginsGP.jpg
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/Snookertrophies.jpg

Btw SP, you look better in your avatar pic than in this one. Just sayin'...

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 03:03 AM
Some Neil Robertson guy, of whom Ms. Peaches is rather fond.Ohhh yeahhh...

And can I just say: that man is so fuckin' hot in the flesh, it makes me weep to think I am surrounded by dutty mingmongs in my home city.

He walked out, I went all drooly-drool and had thoughts of such sort, my brain melted.

Also - Ronnie O'Sullivan has a pert botty. (I noticed this pre-Robertson, so this is not as a result of my brainmelt).

Wayne K
10-08-2009, 03:10 AM
So disappointed.

Wayne K
10-08-2009, 03:12 AM
The title SP the title.

Unless a snooker player has their back on the table, it doesn't live up to the title.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 03:13 AM
Do you know what's on a snooker table, Wayne? Balls! Fifteen of 'em! Eight reds, six colours and a cue ball.

robeiae
10-08-2009, 03:21 AM
We don't say "reds" anymore, SP. We say "socialists."

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 03:24 AM
Oh, I meant to add - if anyone in Britain's watching the highlights on BBC2 at 00:50, I'm in the second row up at the baulk end of the table, in the pink Animal tee-shirt.

Drooling.

DWSTXS
10-08-2009, 03:26 AM
Oh, I meant to add - if anyone in Britain's watching the highlights on BBC2 at 00:50, I'm in the second row up at the baulk end of the table, in the pink Animal tee-shirt.

Drooling.

You should have taken a lobster bib with you to control your scene on that drooling thing.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 03:27 AM
Yeah, you're right. But I figured if it got too much I could just sexually molest the guy on camera.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 04:01 AM
I've just seen me on the telly! :D

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 04:23 AM
I've just seen me on the telly! :D

Yeah, probably followed by the words "...if you see her, call the authorities, but do not approach. Repeat, do NOT approach..."

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 04:35 AM
Fuck off.http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/Hitler.jpg

bettielee
10-08-2009, 04:43 AM
I'm really disappointed. I thought with the title "balls" and photos promised, we were going to get pictures of sparklepeaches doing something naughty.

I feel so cheated.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 04:49 AM
I thought about doing something naughty...to Neil Robertson. Does that count?

bettielee
10-08-2009, 04:51 AM
Yes. But I would like a diarama, with labeled pictures. And perhaps interpretive dance.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 04:52 AM
Horizontal rumba?

bettielee
10-08-2009, 04:53 AM
Sure. With a soundtrack and slow-mo closeups for the good parts. No vaseline on the lens.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 04:58 AM
In all seriousness...to be that close to a guy I've had the hots for, for years...it did something strange to me. He makes me tingle in places I never even knew I had places.

It confirmed I could never date Vauxhall Conference when there are Premier League lookers like him out there. :ROFL:

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:09 AM
I got the first sentence... the second was: I am Scottish and I have cultural references to make that you will never understand....

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:13 AM
Premier League = top football (soccer) league in England. Much bigger than any Scottish league, so I used it for the sake of my analogy.

Vauxhall Conference = the absolute lowest league. Shitty players, low pay, crappy quality of games.

I date Premier League. So there. :D

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:27 AM
One must have one's standards. And I reread the sentence and understand it now. :)

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:29 AM
Indeed. One must, mustn't one? :D

I just love guys who make an effort with their dress and grooming and the snooker code of dress & conduct really does it for me.

That, and the Aussie accent!

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:31 AM
and don't overlook the snooker - one must be a real man to partake in something called snooker.

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:31 AM
Indeed. One must, mustn't one? :D

I just love guys who make an effort with their dress and grooming and the snooker code of dress & conduct really does it for me.

That, and the Aussie accent!

Amen to that. I don't know the first thing about snooker, but damn the guys always look good.

An Aussie accent doesn't hurt either...

I HEREBY COMMAND HUGH JACKMAN TO STAR IN A FILM AS A PROFESSIONAL SNOOKER PLAYER. HUGH, IF YOU ARE GOOGLING YOURSELF AND HAVE FOUND THIS, I HAVE SPOKEN. SNOOKER. NOW.

Wayne K
10-08-2009, 05:33 AM
Where's the bunnah when you need him?

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:34 AM
Amen to that. I don't know the first thing about snooker, but damn the guys always look good.

An Aussie accent doesn't hurt either...

I HEREBY COMMAND HUGH JACKMAN TO STAR IN A FILM AS A PROFESSIONAL SNOOKER PLAYER. HUGH, IF YOU ARE GOOGLING YOURSELF AND HAVE FOUND THIS, I HAVE SPOKEN. SNOOKER. NOW.See? You're slowly converting. I knew you'd come over to the dark side if I played the 'these mens is hot' card.

Also, HUGH IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AGREE.

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:37 AM
See? You're slowly converting. I knew you'd come over to the dark side if I played the 'these mens is hot' card.

Also, HUGH IF YOU ARE READING THIS I AGREE.

I never denied they were hot, I just don't know anything about the game. I'm nothing more than a lowly billiards player. *hangs head in shame*

"It's okay, Lori," says Hugh. "I like billiards too. Care for some one on one?"

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i177/thethinker42/hughj6.jpg

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:38 AM
Oh, it are like that, are it?

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:38 AM
Oh, it are like that, are it?

Bring it on, bitch.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:41 AM
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/NeilRobertson3.jpg
Now imagine him spiffied up in his work gear saying "Can ye cloyne the whoyte ployse?" :D

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:42 AM
Oh, I'd hit that.

But if it came down to Neil vs Hugh?

No. Freaking. Contest.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:43 AM
Well duh.

The only person who would PWN Hugh in any sort of contest...well, he just doesn't exist, surely!

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:44 AM
Hugh Jackman PWNs all. Lock thread.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:45 AM
NO WAIT.

I still haven't told you about Ronnie O'Sullivan.

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:45 AM
NO WAIT.

I still haven't told you about Ronnie O'Sullivan.

Go on, get on with it.


Hugh still PWNs.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:47 AM
Well duh. O'Sullivan's got a face like a well-skelped arse but he has a pert bottom.

Nevertheless, his pertness didn't stop him pissing away what would have been a deciding red, dropping the frame and losing to Higgins in the ninth-frame decider.

(None of which makes any sense to Lori, bar the part about him having a nice arse).

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:49 AM
blah blah O'Sullivan's got a blah blah blah pert bottom.

Nevertheless, his pertness blah blah blah makes any sense to Lori, blah blah blah about him having a nice arse.

Works for me.

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:49 AM
What this sounds like to us:


Nevertheless, his pertness didn't stop him pissing away what would have been a whah whah wha wha, dropping the wha and losing to Higgins in the whah whah whah wah wah.

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:49 AM
Dammit to all hells!

Cross post! Cross post!

Lori are jinxed until she buys me a soda!

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:50 AM
Dammit to all hells!

Cross post! Cross post!

Lori are jinxed until she buys me a soda!

Whatever, dude, I posted first.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:50 AM
Dammit to all hells!

Cross post! Cross post!

Lori are jinxed until she buys me a soda!Ha ha, you think like Lori, that makes you a pervert.

MsGneiss
10-08-2009, 05:51 AM
I am learning so much on here! AW --> Wikipedia --> Google Image Search --> drool --> Wikipedia --> Pretending to be a glamorous world traveler at parties as I discuss the fine mechanics of Snooker... and so on, and on.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 05:53 AM
I just had to travel an hour and a half on a train...The GP's the only snooker tournament held in this country, so...had to go. Worth every penny it cost me to get there.

And thank fuck, no migraine. Those studio lights are a blinder.

bettielee
10-08-2009, 05:55 AM
Whatever, dude, I posted first.

I called jinx first. Now where's mah soda?

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 05:56 AM
I called jinx first. Now where's mah soda?

I got your soda RIGHT HYUH. *[censored]*

bettielee
10-08-2009, 06:00 AM
I call shenanigans for you not honoring the jinx code.

Do you think you can live with that? Think of what it will do to your good name.... oh what the hell. Look who I'm talking at.

Would YOU like a soda?

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 06:02 AM
I think I still owe another member eleventy bajillion cokes from jinxes going back a few years.

In proper glass bottles, my arse, oh anonymous mod *coughrhymeswithsockmurkcough*

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 06:04 AM
I call shenanigans for you not honoring the jinx code.

Do you think you can live with that? Think of what it will do to your good name.... oh what the hell. Look who I'm talking at.

My good name. *snerk* Yeah...okay...


Would YOU like a soda?

Yes. Dr Pepper, if you please.


I think I still owe another member eleventy bajillion cokes from jinxes going back a few years.

In proper glass bottles, my arse, oh anonymous mod *coughrhymeswithsockmurkcough*

If I called "jinx" every time you and I cross-posted on MSN, you'd owe me a hell of a lot more than that.

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 06:06 AM
Let's get this thread back on topic, shall we?
http://i579.photobucket.com/albums/ss233/doriangrayspictures/NeilRobertson4.jpg

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 06:07 AM
Whoever came up with the dress code for snooker deserves a medal.

Just like the person who came up with men wearing blazers over jeans/T-shirts.

bettielee
10-08-2009, 06:09 AM
You will have your soda, as long as Indy makes it out of the Temple of Doom.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/dr_pepper_parody.jpg

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 06:09 AM
I'm undecided over whether or not to have a wrongcrush on Jan Verhaas. (Referee, since you ask).

thethinker42
10-08-2009, 06:11 AM
Ooh, Harrison Ford and Dr Pepper. I could go for that...

scarletpeaches
10-08-2009, 06:13 AM
I'd rather have the Dr Pepper.