What would you do with an even-toed ungulate?

Play footsie?

What you do with an odd-toed ungulate?

If it was a giraffe, I'd teach it to get the groceries off the top shelf at the supermarket for me.

I have a complaint about this poll. There's no 'Other' option. I don't expect every poll to come with a 'Use it as an expendable prop in the training of my pack of attack-gnomes' because I'm not an unreasonable person. I know that you can't cover every possible use, and that one would seem pretty far-fetched to the uninitiated. But 'Other' isn't too much to ask. I feel restrained. Stop limiting me, Brat.

There's also no "Shoot on sight' option.

Even-toed ungulates taste like chicken.

brokenfingers said:

Even-toed ungulates taste like chicken.

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Which strengthens my argument for Shoot on Sight.

Even toed ungulates have much wisdom to impart upon us, the hooman species.

...is hooman a species?

First boost his ego, then point and laugh.

Wait, we are talking about rob here, right?

you're going to anger them, Angie...

buy it socks?

Google them.

Imply? Imply?? IMPLY???

I'll have you know my sig, and your quote therein, explicitly state my vast wisdom, thank you very much.

... though I confess steaks and sweet potatoes sound good...

Gamey can be countered with the right marinade, though.

*makes random choices*

I would ride it. Even a sheep. I'm not that tall, it would manage. I suspect a camel would be faster but with less handholds.