Personal Protection from Climate Change

Don · Sep 27, 2009

Finally, a personal solution to ~~Global Warming~~ Climate Change. You, too, can be prepared for whatever disasters the future brings -- SurvivaBall.

SurvivaBall is nothing less than a self-contained living system—truly, a gated community for one. If you have a SurvivaBall, even if everyone else is dying, at least you can weather all storms.

While others look to Senate bills or UN accords for a climate solution, we look to our best engineers.

The promotional video provides a quick overview of the system.

Be sure to check out their YouTube channel, filled with informative videos.

Wayne K · Sep 27, 2009

"does this SurvivaBall make me look fat?"

Lost World · Sep 27, 2009

Get one while they last! These could well put Al Gore out of business, so expect Ted Turner to buy the manufacturing rights.

Fran · Sep 27, 2009

Veeeeery sexy.

All it needs is a hat with a windmill on it and you could generate electricity too!

robeiae · Sep 27, 2009

Suppose your nose itches?

Bird of Prey · Sep 27, 2009

It looks like a simple pin prick would turn the survival ball into a pancake. . .

Gretad08 · Sep 27, 2009

robeiae said:
Suppose your nose itches?

I guess survival is totally different than surviving comfortably.

If you have an itch you're SOL.

Williebee · Sep 27, 2009

The only thing that can stop this:

is this:

mscelina · Sep 27, 2009

Williebee said:
The only thing that can stop this:

is this:

Or a toothpick. That baby would pop like a big fat zit.

alleycat · Sep 27, 2009

I would love to find someone wearing one of those, particularly if they were standing on a tall hiill . . . 'cause they would soon be at the bottom of the hill! I wouldn't be able to resist.

Fran · Sep 27, 2009

mscelina said:
Or a toothpick. That baby would pop like a big fat zit.

Yeah, and I hope whoever buys one doesn't have a cat. It'd be like my infamous kitten vs inflatable chair incident. What was I thinking?

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

What happens if you fart? Will the suit convert the energy to power or would you just suffocate from the stench?

Personally, I like the fact that it can steal energy from any living creature. Sorta like being the Dom DeLuise of vampires.

robeiae · Sep 27, 2009

Or like the act of reading your posts...

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

You're just mad because all your vowels won't fit inside.

mscelina · Sep 27, 2009

The round ones would.

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

Then that means the 'b' has to go. It would poke a hole in the suit forcing a call to one of the Emergency Suit Extraction Technicians.

mscelina · Sep 27, 2009

better take the i too--that dot could become a lethal projectile if he's not careful.

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

*refrains from making the obvious 'Yeah, that could put an eye out' joke*

Synonym · Sep 27, 2009

You may survive, but the species won't. Hilarious.

Bartholomew · Sep 27, 2009

...it's a joke, right? right?

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

http://ethicscrisis.com/2006/05/yes_men_survival_ball_yanks_halliburtons_chain.php

Dawnstorm · Sep 27, 2009

...

StephanieFox · Sep 27, 2009

Does it come in any, more attractive colors?

Don · Sep 27, 2009

Rolling Thunder said:
http://ethicscrisis.com/2006/05/yes_men_survival_ball_yanks_halliburtons_chain.php

Spoilsport! :tongue

Rolling Thunder · Sep 27, 2009

Don said:
Spoilsport!

I couldn't stand the thought of Bart suffering.

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