Meanwhile, in Germany. . .

. . .the first family of human-sized clothes-wearing animals have moved into a residential neighborhood of Heidelberg. Speaking through an interpreter, Bauspar Fuchs said, "Most of the neighbors welcomed us with open arms, though a few expressed concerns about fleas and one neighbor who raises rabbits said he'd turn me into Swiss cheese with his UZI if he caught me within .25 km of his backyard."





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