SP's Fight Night: RDJ v. a baboon

The baboon would take one look at the smexiness that is Robert Downey Jr, realize what an ugly creature it is compared to that man, and promptly eat its own face. RDJ would be declared the winner.

thethinker42 has spoken.

RDJ's been beaten up in prison.

Experience wins over babooness.

Downey Jr. is Ironman. He wins.

As the leader of a baboon army, I can't help but be naturally biased.

The baboon.

I would command my purple-assed warrior and it would comply. Otherwise, no face pudding. And baboons love face pudding.

Ironman will rip off that baboon face.

Baboons are tough, but Robert, why he came all the way back from near-annihilation in Hollywood Land to the A-list, which makes him a bad-ass in my book.

aadams73 said:

As the leader of a baboon army, I can't help but be naturally biased.

The baboon.

I would command my purple-assed warrior and it would comply. Otherwise, no face pudding. And baboons love face pudding.

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RDJ is a walking power plant. Your argument is invalid.

That, and RDJ would go all Tony Stark and break out the Jericho. The baboons would be toast.

Please, I would arm the baboon with cocaine, heroin, and booze. Ironman would rust.

There is no "nice" in battle!

There is, however: bat, bate, bale, teat, late, and table.

aadams73 said:

Please, I would arm the baboon with cocaine, heroin, and booze. Ironman would rust.

There is no "nice" in battle!

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There's no "battle" in RDJ vs a baboon, because the baboons would run screaming for the hills as soon as he gave them The Look.

Clearly Downey would win. With the drugs in his system, he wouldn't even feel the lack of face. He'd just keep on going...like the Energizer Bunny. A faceless Downey would so down the heart-shaped ass baboon. No contest.

Silver King said:

Baboons are tough, but Robert, why he came all the way back from near-annihilation in Hollywood Land to the A-list, which makes him a bad-ass in my book.

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And he was also behind bars, was he not?

A baboon could also be behind bars.

thethinker42 said:

There's no "battle" in RDJ vs a baboon, because the baboons would run screaming for the hills as soon as he gave them The Look.

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What look is that?

The "my other wife is a dude named Tiny" look?

RDJ...no question about it. *sighs* jeez he's gorgeous. I might have to rethink my whole, Jeff is the only guy for me stance. *goes off to dream about RDJ*

RDJ - because he is a bad a$$ mo+h3er trucker.

End of story.

Lock thread.

RDJ is a celluloid (and digital) invention that covers up a pathetic human. The baboon should do the world a favor. The line to replace that invention as the next big thang in SelfStrokingTown is long. And shallow.

I would kill the damn baboon myself, because RDJ is my future man-toy, he just doesn't know it yet. No one stands between Lucy and her man-toy. Step-away-from-my-cage.

kayleamay said:

I would kill the damn baboon myself, because RDJ is my future man-toy, he just doesn't know it yet. No one stands between Lucy and her man-toy. Step-away-from-my-cage.

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*rolls up sleeves* Try and get between tt42 and RDJ. A baboon army will be the least of your worries.

I just wrestled a 250 lb meth addict...and won. *flexes freakishly large biceps*

Bring it.

kayleamay said:

I just wrestled a 250 lb meth addict...and won. *flexes freakishly large biceps*

Bring it.

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I just got a pill down a cat's throat without losing any blood.

Bring it on, biatch.

thethinker42 said:

I just got a pill down a cat's throat without losing any blood.

Bring it on, biatch.

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That wasn't a cat. That was a sock puppet. Freak.

You lose and no, I'm not sharing.