shhdontellsteve

Not sure if anyone has ever posted this before...
I thought I'd give you a link to what I think is one of the funniest Twitter feeds.

http://twitter.com/shhdontellsteve

Basically, Steve’s roommate (unnamed narrator) twitters everything he sees Steve do. And Steve has no idea. Very funny.

By the way, I recommend reading them from the beginning.

Examples:

Steve and Tony are really high. They’re talking about what Chewbacca would look like if he were totally shaved.

Steve’s Dad pointed to Steve’s room and joked “Is this where the magic doesn’t happen”

He didn't even throw away the McDonald's bag that he used to put his toenail clippings in last night when he "groomed" himself on the couch.

Steve read a website about how the U.S. is in a "culture war" that will explode. He suggested that we buy a shotgun to "protect our shit".

Steve just said that the only thing that separates him from Michael Phelps is "genetics".

Steve on early 20th century European History: "Man, the German were dicks way before Hitler".

Steve left early for class today AND hung up his wet towel in bathroom AND no visible pee on the lip of the toilet bowl. It's like Steve 2.0


How's that?

Wow! I had no idea this link would illicit so much emotion. This was a link I found off of The Millions site. I don't Tweet/Twitter... whatever you call it. I don't even have an acct. I just thought this was very amusing.

It's a guy that was annoyed with his roommate, but his friends and family told him to stop complaining to them so he started an anonymous twitter. "Steve" is a fake name, the narrator is unnamed, and he doesn't give identifiable info. How did he know the feed would grow to 2,000 readers in a couple of months? He only has two friends that he has confided in. And if he does get caught and "outed", well I'm sure he will be facing all sorts of consequences that he would likely deserve.

Anyway, I can relate to roommate drama in college. I had two horrible roommates. Did I twitter about them? No, I complained to my friends. Do I think this guy is an idiot for focusing so much effort and time on a person he dislikes? Yes. (By the way, he doesn't hate him. Half the time he has a msg about a good moment hanging out with Steve or a moment where Steve does something really nice. It isn't all bad.)

I had no intention of posting this as a debate over the future of the internet. I apparently have a warped sense of humor and thought a couple of you might also. Judging from some of the comments and threads on here, I was sure of it.