Star Wars Quote/Fan/Geek Thread

Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh, wait...

Silent Rob said:

Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh, wait...

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Hmmm....now I'm picturing Scotty and Chewbacca working together on the Falcon.

I want an excuse to say "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."

Somewhere in the first film Luke and Lura er Leah are being chased through some space-ship thingy while the white army-looking guys are shooting at them... and Luke opens some hatch thing and Leah follows in behind. But the white-army guys try to open the door and Luke fires something at the control panel and says:

"There! That should hold 'em off for awhile." or something very much like that -and that's was the "Ah-ha" moment for me- when I realized I'm watching a bad spaghetti western in spacesuits...

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Looking back, I can see that that was the most feeble attempt at lightsaber dueling.

You're a wizard, Luke!

Use the Force, Luke!

Anni! You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow! Come back! Come back! I love you!

I won't be there when you cross the road. (That's Darth Vader in his away strip, by the way.)

And here he is with a Bristol accent and R2D2 in tow.

Never tell me the odds.

lucidzfl said:

Never tell me the odds.

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Ahh... that's a classic.

How about Darth Vadar trying to get something to eat in a cafeteria?

My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

Oh Lordy, what to do when the romance been gone - The Vader Sessions.

POWERRRR UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR *cackle*

I find your lack of faith... Disturbing.

Do or do not. There is no try.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Plot Device said:

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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You know, reading some of these quotes it is both amazing and sad how much fucking better the dialog in the first three was compared to the prequels.

YOURE PRETTYYY, HURRR, AND SOFT. DERP!!! UR NOT LIKE SAND LOL. SAND IS RUFFF!!! U R NOT RUFF! HURPDURP!

regdog said:

Since someone complained that we were quoting Star Wars in another thread and not letting it die. **Ahem** phhht on you, cray

Here's a a thread for everything Star Wars.




Join me and we will rule the universe as father and son

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it was hardly a complaint,....
pffft.



and i hate that you've forced me to post this again:

lucidzfl said:

You know, reading some of these quotes it is both amazing and sad how much fucking better the dialog in the first three was compared to the prequels.

YOURE PRETTYYY, HURRR, AND SOFT. DERP!!! UR NOT LIKE SAND LOL. SAND IS RUFFF!!! U R NOT RUFF! HURPDURP!

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I have read all the original scripts for the first 1977 film. The original scripts date back to 1973 and 1974. TERRIBLE dialog in those also, The truth is that George Lucas had someone come in and doctor up the dialog -- someone who is AWESOME at writing dialog. But that dialog doctor did NOT get credited as one of the scriptwriters. He remains an unsung hero ghost writer to this day.

Scruffy nerf herder!

Plot Device said:

I have read all the original scripts for the first 1977 film. The original scripts date back to 1973 and 1974. TERRIBLE dialog in those also, The truth is that George Lucas had someone come in and doctor up the dialog -- someone who is AWESOME at writing dialog. But that dialog doctor did NOT get credited as one of the scriptwriters. He remains an unsung hero ghost writer to this day.

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I wonder who it was. You know, we look back at how it was before, 20-30 years, and it's SOOO different.

Like when I watched Superman. Gosh, it looks horrible to me now...

I don't think he likes you.
No. I don't like you either.

Funny this thread should come up today - I exercise on a stationary bike at night and to pass the time watch videos and just put in the first Star Wars yesterday. In addition to cringing at Carrie Fisher's acting - and gaping at how young they all look - I have to say I'm still not feeling Hayden Christensen behind that big black mask.