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regdog
09-23-2009, 05:50 PM
Since someone complained that we were quoting Star Wars in another thread and not letting it die. **Ahem** phhht on you, cray

Here's a a thread for everything Star Wars.




Join me and we will rule the universe as father and son

Silent Rob
09-23-2009, 05:51 PM
Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh, wait...

Amarie
09-23-2009, 05:55 PM
Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh, wait...

Hmmm....now I'm picturing Scotty and Chewbacca working together on the Falcon.

I want an excuse to say "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."

regdog
09-23-2009, 05:57 PM
Beam me up, Scotty.

Oh, wait...

You know what we do to Trekkies here? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KRc7fn434Y)

KellyAssauer
09-23-2009, 05:58 PM
Somewhere in the first film Luke and Lura er Leah are being chased through some space-ship thingy while the white army-looking guys are shooting at them... and Luke opens some hatch thing and Leah follows in behind. But the white-army guys try to open the door and Luke fires something at the control panel and says:

"There! That should hold 'em off for awhile." or something very much like that -and that's was the "Ah-ha" moment for me- when I realized I'm watching a bad spaghetti western in spacesuits...

regdog
09-23-2009, 06:01 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/HanSolo.jpg

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 06:08 PM
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

Looking back, I can see that that was the most feeble attempt at lightsaber dueling.

Kurtz
09-23-2009, 06:18 PM
You're a wizard, Luke!

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 06:19 PM
Use the Force, Luke!

Anni! You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow! Come back! Come back! I love you!

Priene
09-23-2009, 06:22 PM
I won't be there when you cross the road. (That's Darth Vader in his away strip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRUBMBi_lp4), by the way.)

And here he is (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLeK1LKZKiI&feature=related) with a Bristol accent and R2D2 in tow.

lucidzfl
09-23-2009, 06:28 PM
Never tell me the odds.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 06:31 PM
Never tell me the odds.

Ahh... that's a classic.

Amarie
09-23-2009, 06:34 PM
How about Darth Vadar trying to get something to eat in a cafeteria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU)?

ChocolateLady43
09-23-2009, 06:38 PM
My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

Priene
09-23-2009, 06:44 PM
Oh Lordy, what to do when the romance been gone - The Vader Sessions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk).

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 06:51 PM
POWERRRR UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR *cackle*

lucidzfl
09-23-2009, 07:09 PM
I find your lack of faith... Disturbing.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 07:13 PM
Do or do not. There is no try.

Plot Device
09-23-2009, 07:14 PM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

lucidzfl
09-23-2009, 07:26 PM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You know, reading some of these quotes it is both amazing and sad how much fucking better the dialog in the first three was compared to the prequels.

YOURE PRETTYYY, HURRR, AND SOFT. DERP!!! UR NOT LIKE SAND LOL. SAND IS RUFFF!!! U R NOT RUFF! HURPDURP!

cray
09-23-2009, 07:29 PM
Since someone complained that we were quoting Star Wars in another thread and not letting it die. **Ahem** phhht on you, cray

Here's a a thread for everything Star Wars.




Join me and we will rule the universe as father and son


it was hardly a complaint,....
pffft.



and i hate that you've forced me to post this again:
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/cray_photos/C3PO_no_grain.jpg

Plot Device
09-23-2009, 07:33 PM
You know, reading some of these quotes it is both amazing and sad how much fucking better the dialog in the first three was compared to the prequels.

YOURE PRETTYYY, HURRR, AND SOFT. DERP!!! UR NOT LIKE SAND LOL. SAND IS RUFFF!!! U R NOT RUFF! HURPDURP!


I have read all the original scripts for the first 1977 film. The original scripts date back to 1973 and 1974. TERRIBLE dialog in those also, The truth is that George Lucas had someone come in and doctor up the dialog -- someone who is AWESOME at writing dialog. But that dialog doctor did NOT get credited as one of the scriptwriters. He remains an unsung hero ghost writer to this day.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 07:35 PM
Scruffy nerf herder!

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 07:36 PM
I have read all the original scripts for the first 1977 film. The original scripts date back to 1973 and 1974. TERRIBLE dialog in those also, The truth is that George Lucas had someone come in and doctor up the dialog -- someone who is AWESOME at writing dialog. But that dialog doctor did NOT get credited as one of the scriptwriters. He remains an unsung hero ghost writer to this day.

I wonder who it was. You know, we look back at how it was before, 20-30 years, and it's SOOO different.

Like when I watched Superman. Gosh, it looks horrible to me now...

Mela
09-23-2009, 07:36 PM
I don't think he likes you.
No. I don't like you either.

Funny this thread should come up today - I exercise on a stationary bike at night and to pass the time watch videos and just put in the first Star Wars yesterday. In addition to cringing at Carrie Fisher's acting - and gaping at how young they all look - I have to say I'm still not feeling Hayden Christensen behind that big black mask.

Medievalist
09-23-2009, 07:38 PM
Hon shot first!

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 07:39 PM
Hayden Christensen was pretty good in the first three. Plus he's cute. To me.

lucidzfl
09-23-2009, 07:41 PM
Hayden Christensen was pretty good in the first three. Plus he's cute. To me.

I would say that I blame Lucas for Christensens wooden, pathetic, embarassing acting.

But Hayden has sucked asshole through straws in 99% of the shit (yes, shit) he's been in. I heard he was good in "Life as a house" but I just don't care enough to find out.

ChocolateLady43
09-23-2009, 07:45 PM
Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 07:54 PM
Oh well. I liked him anyway. I didn't like Natalie Portman.

I heard that Jumper was a Godawful movie. No plot, etc.

Silent Rob
09-23-2009, 07:56 PM
A horrid little rat-tail you have, annikin. Cut it off you must.

Mela
09-23-2009, 07:57 PM
How we doin'?
Same as always.
That bad, huh?

ChocolateLady43
09-23-2009, 07:59 PM
- I'm not afraid.
- Ehhh. You will be. You. Will. Be.


- I don't believe it!
- That is why you fail.


Almost there! (BOOM!)

Oh I like this thread too much.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 08:02 PM
Your new EMPIRE? Anakin, I'm for democracy! I'm for the republic!

Mela
09-23-2009, 08:16 PM
I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this.

spamwarrior
09-23-2009, 08:20 PM
Hold me like you did at the lake of Naboo...

so cheesy...

regdog
09-23-2009, 09:15 PM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Here we all are :D


I have to say I'm still not feeling Hayden Christensen behind that big black mask.

:evil:rant:




The Emperor has foreseen it

regdog
09-23-2009, 09:18 PM
Kung Fu Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvqzoq8kDMk&feature=related)


Python Star Wars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CLwxObfaNE&feature=related)

Medievalist
09-23-2009, 09:19 PM
You know, I love Star Wars: A New Hope, and The Empire Strikes Back, and can tolerate Return of the Jedi, but I can barely tolerate the others. I don't think I even saw the last one.

Medievalist
09-23-2009, 09:20 PM
This video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0n8uP4qZIs) was the first fan homage mashup I ever saw, back in 2000.

regdog
09-23-2009, 09:23 PM
battle for Naboo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYfibSaDHrM&feature=related)

MsGneiss
09-23-2009, 09:24 PM
From Eddie Izzard's Dress To Kill Show: http://www.auntiemomo.com/cakeordeath/d2ktranscription.html#britishbadguys


But we play bad guys, like take “The Empire Strikes Back,” from the “Star Wars trilogy.” The Death Star! The Death Star… just full of British actors opening doors and going,

"Oh, I'm - oh, oh..."

"What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?"

"It's just the Rebels, sir. They're here."

"My God, man! Do they want tea?"

"No, I think they're after something more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag." ( cracks up )

"Damn, that's dash cunning of them! Ah, Lord Vader!"

( heavy breathing and in a deep voice ) “Uh, hello."( cracks up again )

‘Cause he was only impressive ‘cause he had that James Earl Jones voice. ( deep voice )”I am Vader. The Force is strong with you." If he had a much more,

( camp Cockney accent ) “Hello. Look, I'm Lord Vader and just pay a-bloody-ttention, all right? Luke, Luke, the Force is strong with you."

"Is it?"

"Yeah."

"Well, who told you that?"

"Some bloke! Yeah, he said the Force was really rather strong with you."

"Well, how strong?"

"Uh, as strong as a small pony."

"Oooh, that's quite strong, that is."

Eh, maybe you had to be there... :)

Kurtz
09-23-2009, 09:24 PM
"Ayo, lesson here, Bey. You come at the king, you best not miss."

regdog
09-23-2009, 09:37 PM
This video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0n8uP4qZIs) was the first fan homage mashup I ever saw, back in 2000.

:ROFL: That was great

He's not dead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0L99Q5xiMA&feature=PlayList&p=A085A890126FE823&index=0&playnext=1)

Medievalist
09-23-2009, 09:47 PM
I have read all the original scripts for the first 1977 film. The original scripts date back to 1973 and 1974. TERRIBLE dialog in those also, The truth is that George Lucas had someone come in and doctor up the dialog -- someone who is AWESOME at writing dialog. But that dialog doctor did NOT get credited as one of the scriptwriters. He remains an unsung hero ghost writer to this day.

Harlan Ellison told me it was Leigh Brackett, who was credited, thanks to Harlan who finished the script, in Empire Strikes Back.

Mela
09-23-2009, 09:57 PM
You know, I love Star Wars: A New Hope, and The Empire Strikes Back, and can tolerate Return of the Jedi, but I can barely tolerate the others. I don't think I even saw the last one.

I'm with you. The first movie was average; the second I never saw except for a brief five minutes that were unwatchable and made me cringe for George Lucas and the third was bleh. And so I can't quote anything from those movies (I'm talking movies 4, 5, and 6, which were really episodes 1, 2 and 3)

Mela
09-23-2009, 09:59 PM
And I am a person who, 30 some odd years ago, stood in a line for two hours that wrapped around the movie theater before I was able to get inside to see A New Hope

Ken
09-23-2009, 10:02 PM
... I liked R2D2's machine language talk. Not sure what he was saying, but it was cool. Wouldn't mind being able to speak like that myself.

regdog
09-23-2009, 10:08 PM
And I am a person who, 30 some odd years ago, stood in a line for two hours that wrapped around the movie theater before I was able to get inside to see A New Hope

I went with my sister and Aunt to a theater in downtown Boston. We were first in line and I still remember the woman who got there after us saying she's wished she had been earlier so she could have been first in line.


I love the original three, Empire most of all. The prequels, urrgh

JoNightshade
09-23-2009, 10:12 PM
It's a trap!!!

bettielee
09-23-2009, 10:14 PM
I'm looking for an excuse to say this:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/fools-ignore-my-ewok-compan.jpg

bettielee
09-23-2009, 10:16 PM
Randal: Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back?"

Dante: "Empire."

Randal: Blasphemy.

Dante: "Empire" had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, uh, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

regdog
09-23-2009, 10:18 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/father-figure.jpg

bettielee
09-23-2009, 10:53 PM
Sigh. Our geek flag is flying high!

JoNightshade
09-23-2009, 11:00 PM
Many Bothans... died... to bring us this information.

regdog
09-23-2009, 11:01 PM
Sigh. Our geek flag is flying high!


I'm so proud :D I love wearing my geekage with pride

regdog
09-23-2009, 11:02 PM
Your tauntaun will freeze to death before you reach the first marker.


Then I 'll see you in hell

JoNightshade
09-23-2009, 11:04 PM
I love you.

I know.

regdog
09-23-2009, 11:05 PM
I love you.

I know.


Best pimp line ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

regdog
09-23-2009, 11:29 PM
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Ambrosia
09-23-2009, 11:43 PM
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope.

ChocolateLady43
09-24-2009, 12:04 AM
Luke, I'm shutting down the power for the night!

Sophia
09-24-2009, 12:17 AM
Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you.

How are you?

regdog
09-24-2009, 12:20 AM
We're going to have company

Jersey Chick
09-24-2009, 12:42 AM
I love you.

I know.

Argh! You beat me to it!

A bit of trivia - Han Solo's response was originally supposed to be something a bit more flowery, but Harrison Ford argued against it, saying that the original line wasn't what Solo would say.

He was right.


"I happen to like nice men."

"I'm nice men."

:D

bettielee
09-24-2009, 01:47 AM
^^that's cuz Harrison Ford is the original pimp

Kurtz
09-24-2009, 01:49 AM
"The game is the game"

ChocolateLady43
09-24-2009, 02:29 AM
Argh! You beat me to it!

A bit of trivia - Han Solo's response was originally supposed to be something a bit more flowery, but Harrison Ford argued against it, saying that the original line wasn't what Solo would say.

He was right.


"I like nice men."

"I'm nice men."

:D

I think he was supposed to answer, "You'd better remember that, because I'll be back." That was the line in the novelization. Super corny. Whereas his movie line = sexy as hell.

Jersey Chick
09-24-2009, 02:45 AM
Here's how much of a dork I am - I found my copy of The Empire Strikes Back (the paperback that I've had since 1980 - egads!!!)

And yep, the original line is just that...

spamwarrior
09-24-2009, 02:46 AM
Maybe it's because of my generation but I thought the 3rd was the best. Didn't care much for the first and second...

Oh, and I <3 Mara Jade.

regdog
09-24-2009, 03:06 AM
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.

robeiae
09-24-2009, 03:25 AM
Awww...but I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

Plot Device
09-24-2009, 03:30 AM
The following exchange of dialog took place in the cantina bar between some irradiated ruffian and Luke Skywalker. And it is completely original to George Lucas. He wrote this one bit of dialog entirely by himself, and he liked it so much he kept it utterly intact word for word for word in every last version of the first (original Episode IV) script for A New Hope. But sometimes (depending upon which way he kept rewriting the story) it was Han Solo who was being harassed at the bar, sometimes it was Luke, sometimes it was Anakin. But the dialog for this one moment in the scuzzy cantina bar was completely the same no matter which version you read.


He doesn't like you.

Sorry.

I don't like you either! You'd best watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

I'll be careful.

You'll be dead!



.

ChocolateLady43
09-24-2009, 03:36 AM
Here's how much of a dork I am - I found my copy of The Empire Strikes Back (the paperback that I've had since 1980 - egads!!!)

And yep, the original line is just that...

Man, Jersey Chick, I probably still have that book memorized.

Jersey Chick
09-24-2009, 03:46 AM
My copy is now sitting on my desk, right next to my laptop. I may have to reread it.

I


am



a



Star Wars




nerd




:D

bettielee
09-24-2009, 04:12 AM
Awww...but I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

this was the quote I was looking for, but I couldn't remember it.

And it doesn't quite work without the whinging tone of voice...

bettielee
09-24-2009, 04:13 AM
This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.

who else will admit they think Bobba Fett was sexy?

JoNightshade
09-24-2009, 04:17 AM
Surprised nobody has done this one yet:

No, I am your father.

NoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!!!!

;)

robeiae
09-24-2009, 04:22 AM
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!

bettielee
09-24-2009, 04:42 AM
^^ ha!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128971861858949108.jpg

spamwarrior
09-24-2009, 04:45 AM
SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoNightshade
09-24-2009, 09:24 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bettie, where did you find that?!

spamwarrior
09-24-2009, 09:30 AM
SQUEEEEE

bettielee
09-24-2009, 09:53 AM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, bettie, where did you find that?!

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

where else?

I want that marvelous toy!

regdog
09-24-2009, 02:44 PM
^^ ha!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128971861858949108.jpg

OMG bettielee, that rules.


Downloads to computer right now

regdog
09-24-2009, 02:47 PM
R2 has been wrong from time to time

regdog
09-24-2009, 04:30 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/starwars.jpg

Mela
09-24-2009, 05:51 PM
I used to live here, you know.
You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.

Mela
09-24-2009, 05:55 PM
I had the original Jedi movie poster from way back when. I worked at a weekly newspaper and had an in with the local theater people who would call in the new movie times every week. They gave me a Ghostbusters movie poster, too.
I wonder where these are now?
But geek that I am I still have the Jedi calendar for which ever year it came out - 82 I think?
And ...
a few years ago I was shopping in an antique store in Pennsylvana and spotted an R2D2 cookie jar ... price: $150.

Jersey Chick
09-24-2009, 08:46 PM
I have a Star Wars picture book that is in my office closet somewhere - I got it in 1977 or 1978.

I have the novelization of The Empire Strikes Back - it's right here, on my desk. It's the copy I got back in 1980 (Harrison Ford was my first movie star crush **sigh** To this day, I shut Empire off after they freeze him. What's the point in watching it???)

I hated Return of the Jedi - but I did have the novelization of that, too. I'm not really sure what happened to it. It's probably at my mom's house. (Along with my copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark :D)

The three other (newer) Star Wars movies - you can have them. They. Suck. (IMHO, of course. :))


ETA - Last year, my husband bought me a Han Solo bobblehead. It's on one of the bookshelves in my office. :D

bettielee
09-24-2009, 08:51 PM
I had a Mark Hamill poster hidden in my closet when I was just a little girl.

spamwarrior
09-24-2009, 09:23 PM
You know the mighty muggs? I have two: a wicket one and a chewie one.

semilargeintestine
09-24-2009, 09:48 PM
That wizard is just a crazy old man.

semilargeintestine
09-24-2009, 09:49 PM
who else will admit they think Bobba Fett was sexy?

He's my favourite character. I had a Boba Fett helmet that I got from the store down at Disney when I was 8 or 9. I wore that thing for the entire trip (and yes, in public).

regdog
09-24-2009, 09:55 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/disneys-star-wars-advertisements.jpg

bettielee
09-24-2009, 10:20 PM
badass ^^

regdog
09-25-2009, 01:14 AM
They didn't even ask me any questions

bettielee
09-25-2009, 01:54 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/bring-me-solo-and-the-wookiee-they-.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/funny-pictures-orange-jabba-cat.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/solowookie.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/2005854049892150714_rs.jpg

regdog
09-25-2009, 02:27 AM
Wait Jabba, you're making a big mistake.

Jersey Chick
09-25-2009, 02:49 AM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/lolcatsdotcompuoydrdqp6esi4l4.jpg


http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/kittehjedi.jpg

spamwarrior
09-25-2009, 04:04 AM
Wicket is one of my favorite characters.

bettielee
09-25-2009, 04:52 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/funny-pictures-expecting-skywalker-.jpg

spamwarrior
09-25-2009, 04:54 AM
I like purple lightsabers!

Great gobs of bantha poo doo! Best Star Wars swear.

regdog
09-25-2009, 02:51 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/3333ee0f.jpg

regdog
09-25-2009, 08:42 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/mashers.jpg

Amarie
09-25-2009, 08:58 PM
http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp225/melia_059/podrace.jpg

Jersey Chick
09-25-2009, 08:59 PM
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb134/JerseyChick71/yodahitteh.jpg

spamwarrior
09-25-2009, 09:00 PM
I want a cat like that!

robeiae
09-25-2009, 10:16 PM
Mein Gott!

I'm afraid I'll have to cancel the memberships for the lot of you in the Star Wars Fan Club.

JLCwrites
09-25-2009, 11:58 PM
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand.

:puke:

regdog
09-26-2009, 12:15 AM
Mein Gott!

I'm afraid I'll have to cancel the memberships for the lot of you in the Star Wars Fan Club.

Says the guy who's quoting Spaceballs


I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!


Step away from threatening my geekage Rob http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/split.gif

cptwentworth
09-26-2009, 01:08 AM
http://funnyfree.net/wallpaper.php?wallpaperid=1440

That's all I gotta say.

Inky
09-26-2009, 06:38 AM
*enters cantina...looks around...*

WHO'S scruffy lookin'?

Inky
09-26-2009, 06:58 AM
"Its over anakin, I have the high ground."
"You underestimate my power!"
"Don't even try it."
**attempts to jump over obi-wan, and gets all his limbs cut off**

I LOVE THAT SCENE!
:popcorn:


And THEN...the baffoon is on fire..FIRE...and the WORST he can say is:
'I hate you!'



Never laughed so hard in my life.

Sorry...but the original StarWars rocks...those new ones...I'm so ashamed.

brokenfingers
09-26-2009, 07:22 AM
I can't believe nobody said this one:

These are not the droids you're looking for.

Cybernaught
09-26-2009, 07:26 AM
Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

bettielee
09-26-2009, 07:34 AM
Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.

going back to point out this post, because this is the most awesome-est thing ever said in all 6 movies (note that I included the 3 that sucked)

Inky
09-26-2009, 07:46 AM
And I thought they smelled bad. . .on the outside

Inky
09-26-2009, 07:46 AM
I am NOT a committee!

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:20 AM
Yes, your highness ness?

robeiae
09-26-2009, 03:33 PM
*picks up gear*

Look, sir! Droids!

Inky
09-26-2009, 04:47 PM
Search your feelings...you KNOW it to be true!

robeiae
09-26-2009, 04:58 PM
You're entirely too trusting...

Inky
09-26-2009, 05:01 PM
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?

Inky
09-26-2009, 05:03 PM
It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.

regdog
09-26-2009, 05:27 PM
You are part of a rebel alliance and a traitor. Take her away

regdog
09-26-2009, 05:29 PM
Boba Fett. Boba Fett. Where?

MrWrite
09-26-2009, 06:46 PM
How about Darth Vadar trying to get something to eat in a cafeteria (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaAZE0M3LU)?


That is one of the funniest clips I have ever seen. Too many classic lines to quote. :ROFL:

"Am Lord Vader, Iam Darth Vader, Sir Lord Vader, Sir Lord Vader of cheese, the Death Star I run the Death Star"
"What's the Death Star?"
"This is the Death Star, you're in the Death Star. I run the Star."
"This is a star?"
"This is a fucking star!"

:roll:

Inky
09-26-2009, 07:02 PM
You'll need a tray...


gah...can't stop laughing...

*hits PLAY again*

Jersey Chick
09-26-2009, 08:02 PM
I don't know if this was said yet and I'm too lazy to comb through all 6 pages...


"I'd rather kiss a Wookiee!"

"I can arrange that!"


- or -

"Would someone get this walking carpet out of my way?"

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:04 PM
I love the Chewbacca ones!!

"Always let the wookiee win."

Jersey Chick
09-26-2009, 08:13 PM
Here's one..

"Carrie!"

(said when by Luke when he returns after blowing up the Death Star)

:D

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:37 PM
I just found the clip on youtube. BWAHAHAHAHA :D

MrWrite
09-26-2009, 08:43 PM
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Notice how nobody is quoting the prequels? That's because they have NO quotable lines at all. The dialogue was the weakest part of the prequels.

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:48 PM
I actually could quote some of the dialogue from the 3rd movie of the prequels. That was my favorite from the 3 prequels... the other two didn't really have any ...

oh, wait.

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

I LOVED THAT :D

MrWrite
09-26-2009, 08:50 PM
I actually could quote some of the dialogue from the 3rd movie of the prequels. That was my favorite from the 3 prequels... the other two didn't really have any ...

oh, wait.

Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.

I LOVED THAT :D

Yeah that was pretty decent. A lot of the dialogue was very clumsy though. I read somewhere Lucas pretty much wrote it himself. He should have hired someone to help out with the dialogue!

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:50 PM
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.

-----

How's that for pure cheese? I used to quote that to make fun of it. Complete with arm gestures and tortured sighs.

Who knew Anakin was so "eloquent"?

spamwarrior
09-26-2009, 08:56 PM
C-3PO: I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!

MrWrite
09-26-2009, 08:57 PM
Yep George may have a talent for stories but he should let someone else write the scripts :ROFL:

Inky
09-26-2009, 09:03 PM
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.

-----


read this and climaxed...
*crosses legs....hobbles like Quasimoto over to Erotica Thread...unleashes smut*

Inky
09-26-2009, 09:07 PM
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinkin' with your stomach.

regdog
09-26-2009, 09:45 PM
It's our lot in life to suffer.

bettielee
09-26-2009, 11:22 PM
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy

regdog
09-27-2009, 01:17 AM
At least you're still in one piece, look what happened to me

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 01:22 AM
The Force is strong with this one.

regdog
09-27-2009, 01:31 AM
Concentrate all your firepower on that superstar destroyer

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 01:34 AM
I have you now!

regdog
09-27-2009, 01:43 AM
Use the Force, Luke

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 01:44 AM
I don't know what this is all about but I'm sure it's your fault!

regdog
09-27-2009, 01:47 AM
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever

Jersey Chick
09-27-2009, 03:29 AM
Stay on target.

Stay on target.

Inky
09-27-2009, 03:37 AM
Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me... Ha ha! I told you they'd do it!

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 06:32 AM
Judge me by my size do you?

bettielee
09-27-2009, 07:02 AM
You can’t win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 07:13 AM
You do have your moments. Not many, but you do have them.

Komnena
09-27-2009, 07:59 AM
Can this thread make the Kessel run in twelve parsecs?

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 08:04 AM
I don't believe it.

That is why you fail.

Jersey Chick
09-27-2009, 08:41 AM
No. There is... another...

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 08:43 AM
I'm not afraid.

Heh. You will be. You Will Be.

Inky
09-27-2009, 08:57 AM
You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

:ROFL:
:ROFL:

uh hem...sorry...Spaceballs...funny shit, that movie...

Dark Helmet:
[choking and gagging; pulls up mask] I can't breathe in this thing!

:ROFL:

bettielee
09-27-2009, 09:32 AM
Another movie that is infinitely quotable.

use the Schwwwaartzz....

regdog
09-27-2009, 03:20 PM
That's it the Rebels are there.

Set your course for the Hoth system.

regdog
09-27-2009, 03:21 PM
For 800 years have I trained Jedis

robeiae
09-27-2009, 04:05 PM
Aarrararragk!

poeticLicense
09-27-2009, 04:36 PM
There's only one quote from the prequels that ever did anything for me (someone must have fed him this one):

So this is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause.

regdog
09-27-2009, 05:08 PM
Reckless is he, like his father

spamwarrior
09-27-2009, 05:12 PM
ARRRRRRR.

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 05:22 PM
You have the ring. And I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it.

You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!

:ROFL:
:ROFL:

uh hem...sorry...Spaceballs...funny shit, that movie...

Dark Helmet:
[choking and gagging; pulls up mask] I can't breathe in this thing!

:ROFL:

Not a quote but the best bit is when the ship stops suddenly and Dark Helmet goes flying across the bridge! :ROFL:

MrWrite
09-27-2009, 05:23 PM
Thank the Maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good!

lucidzfl
09-27-2009, 06:11 PM
Great, just what we need, a druish princess..

robeiae
09-27-2009, 06:44 PM
I bet she gives great helmet!

regdog
09-27-2009, 06:59 PM
**running footsteps**

The ship is too big, if I walk the movie will be over.



What are those things coming out of her nose?

They're Spaceballs.

Oh shit, there goes the planet.

semilargeintestine
09-27-2009, 07:10 PM
I have a friend whose last name is Schwartz. He is "May the Schwartz be with you" in my phone.

regdog
09-27-2009, 07:50 PM
Dilbert Goes Jedi (http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-09-27/)

Inky
09-27-2009, 08:06 PM
Not a quote but the best bit is when the ship stops suddenly and Dark Helmet goes flying across the bridge! :ROFL:
Sidenote: my daughters are of an age that I'm sharing with them the 'classics', Spaceballs being one of 'em.

The scene you mentioned? I can't count how many times they hit rewind...laughing, doubled-over...tears streaming...gah...they're so easily amused. That scene is their FAVE!

And then we moved on & watched Galaxy Quest.


It was several days before my face was alleviated from pain--I think laughing over their reactions was more funny than the movies themselves.

Inky
09-27-2009, 08:12 PM
I'm a Maug. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

robeiae
09-27-2009, 09:32 PM
They've gone plaid...

mscelina
09-27-2009, 09:46 PM
Only a Sith deals in absolutes--

*says Obi wan Kenobi who is ostensibly NOT a Sith, but is dealing in absolutes anyway*

Jersey Chick
09-27-2009, 09:47 PM
Great, just what we need, a druish princess..

Funny... she doesn't look Druish.

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

semilargeintestine
09-27-2009, 09:49 PM
Dilbert Goes Jedi (http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2009-09-27/)

Is it sad that the first thing I thought was he didn't do it right?

regdog
09-27-2009, 09:59 PM
Your father, powerful Jedi was he

bettielee
09-28-2009, 12:04 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/celebrity-pictures-alec-guinness-ol.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128983308979608159.jpg

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/128980196372179989.jpg

regdog
09-28-2009, 12:09 AM
And we just float away.

With the rest of the garbage.

Jersey Chick
09-28-2009, 12:22 AM
You certainly have a way with people.

Inky
09-28-2009, 12:24 AM
Great, just what we need, a druish princess..
Read this too fast...
Great, just what we need, a douche princess...

Just killed myself laughing...then realized...wait...I think I read that wrong...


my bad...



Needless to say, I was kicked out of Jedi school. I'm now the pooper scooper of bantha dung. I've sunk so low.

Inky
09-28-2009, 12:29 AM
http://www.maniacworld.com/star_wars_jokes/Jabba_the_Hut.jpg

Inky
09-28-2009, 12:31 AM
http://www.maniacworld.com/star_wars_jokes/star_wars_geek.jpg

Kidding...not my kid...

Inky
09-28-2009, 12:34 AM
When you get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.

You found this page with intentions of locating the Star Wars "greek" club.
When you get into a fight, you automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If you get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When you spend time watching the Star Wars trilogy because you think there will be a test on it later.

You punch out trekkies who say "Death star my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".

With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, you finally complete your own working "Light-saber"

Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."

You put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber

You name your right hand 'Leia'

You waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a day coming up with jokes for this page.

You think you are the life of the party because you imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.

Whenever you get in trouble, you mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."

When you listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.

When your father asks you how fast your car is, you reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."

When you need to go to the toilet, you say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"


Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."

You don't have any money to buy food or clothes but you have a kick-ass STAR WARS collection.

You swear you saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.

regdog
09-28-2009, 01:21 AM
:roll:

regdog
09-28-2009, 01:23 AM
Han. Han. There's still a chance to save Han

regdog
09-28-2009, 01:25 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/harrison-ford-etal-star-wars.jpg

bettielee
09-28-2009, 01:47 AM
I have a bad feeling about this

poeticLicense
09-28-2009, 01:48 AM
Hahahaha, the list of Star Wars geekdom signs is awesome. I think my husband qualifies on a few of those...

Sevilla
09-28-2009, 02:15 AM
Why you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled.

regdog
09-28-2009, 02:20 AM
Keep your distance but don't look like you're keeping your distance.

I don't know, fly casual.

Sevilla
09-28-2009, 02:26 AM
TK-four-two-one. Why aren't you at your post? TK-four-two-one, do you copy?

Inky
09-28-2009, 04:55 AM
You get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are you doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)

When you wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"

You know you're a Star Wars geek when you unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."

When your girlfriend says you have a small dick and you say "You underestimate the power of the force."

You Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 seconds before they do in the theatre.


You curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"

You punch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"

You can't resist to hum when you turn on a flashlight

Before sex, you look at your penis and say "Get in there, you furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

You're a Star Wars geek when your teacher hands you your test back and says "commas are your weakness." You shoot back: "And your faith in your friends is yours!"

When someone talks about people getting abducted by little green men you say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"

After looking at your tiny dick you remember yoda's saying "size matters not."

robeiae
09-28-2009, 04:56 AM
You Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 seconds before they do in the theatre.
This happens to me with more movies than I can possibly count...

bettielee
09-28-2009, 04:58 AM
We need more of those for girls... and I'm tired of them making fun of my small dick...

robeiae
09-28-2009, 05:00 AM
Wait up ladies, I gotta light saber I gotta hide...



Hmm. I may have accidentally mixed up two movies, here. Does the above ring a bell with anyone?

Inky
09-28-2009, 05:42 AM
We need more of those for girls... and I'm tired of them making fun of my small dick...
If you like, I can stroke your lightsaber while muttering: the Force is strong in this one...the Force is strong in this one...close your eyes...FEEL the Force...


Wait up ladies, I gotta light saber I gotta hide...



Hmm. I may have accidentally mixed up two movies, here. Does the above ring a bell with anyone?
Yeah, I think it was a movie starring Haskins, but I've been known to be wrong.

Cybernaught
09-28-2009, 06:02 AM
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Angyl78
09-28-2009, 06:26 AM
Almost there... almost there...

Inky
09-28-2009, 07:27 AM
Yanno...some of these segments read like bad pron dialogue...uh hem...

Angyl78
09-28-2009, 07:43 AM
Yanno...some of these segments read like bad pron dialogue...uh hem...

Yanno, I was wondering that too.
Of course I truly meant my post in all innocense. Seeing as is I am running through the four Indiana Jones movies right now, I forgot many many lines.
Have to find Star Wars 4-6, the good digital ones, not the ones with all the extras...

Cybernaught
09-28-2009, 08:04 AM
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye Wamprats from my T-16 back home and they're not much bigger than two meters.

regdog
09-28-2009, 03:13 PM
Well fellow Star Wars geeks, we have arrived. If you Google Star Wars quotes this thread comes up.

Fly our Star Wars geek banner high. :D



Yeah I know, how geeky of me to even do that

regdog
09-28-2009, 04:47 PM
I am a Jedi, like my father before me

regdog
09-28-2009, 04:48 PM
You rebel scum

regdog
09-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Because no one can quote Chewbacca like Chewbacca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQIwEZlOzp4)

Inky
09-28-2009, 06:45 PM
new kitteh just attacked mah bowl of Golden Grahams!

The Force is strong in this one.
Now she stares up at me....Obi Wan Kenobi eyes....
*places bowl on floor*

Kitteh needs milk....or so the voice in my head just told me so...
*assembles foil hat*
wait...wrong movie...that was from Signs?
*dons foil cap anyway*

Mela
09-28-2009, 07:04 PM
Great Chewy ... always thinkin' with your stomache.

Jersey Chick
09-28-2009, 07:34 PM
Would it help if I got out and pushed?

It might!

bettielee
09-28-2009, 07:47 PM
In my experience, there's no such thing as luck

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:05 PM
Darth Vader: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now *I* am the master.

Obi-Wan: Only a master of evil, Darth.

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:09 PM
Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.

Leia: You're who?

robeiae
09-28-2009, 08:12 PM
Someone get this walking carpet out of my way.

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:13 PM
This R2 unit has a bad motivator, look!

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:17 PM
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Mela
09-28-2009, 08:21 PM
charming to the last

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:24 PM
Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!

robeiae
09-28-2009, 08:26 PM
Then I'll see you in hell!

Cranky
09-28-2009, 08:29 PM
What an incredible smell you've discovered!

Mela
09-28-2009, 09:50 PM
It could be worse.

JoNightshade
09-28-2009, 09:57 PM
I would just like to say that everyone who has contributed to this thread is personally responsible for causing a relapse in the SW-quoting habit I thought I had kicked back when I graduated high school. My husband is now wondering who the heck replaced my "standard conversation" track with "slightly relevant Star Wars lines."

regdog
09-28-2009, 10:01 PM
Now we'll see if those plans are worth the price we paid for them

Jersey Chick
09-28-2009, 10:03 PM
Prepare ship for Ludicrous speed!

/Spaceballs derail

regdog
09-28-2009, 10:04 PM
They told me they fixed it. That's not fair, I trusted those guys

Jersey Chick
09-28-2009, 10:19 PM
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Komnena
09-28-2009, 10:32 PM
These aren't the droids you're looking for.

robeiae
09-28-2009, 10:49 PM
These aren't the droids we're looking for.

Mela
09-28-2009, 11:07 PM
But who's gonna fly it kid. You?

Jersey Chick
09-28-2009, 11:19 PM
You weak-minded fool!

Kurtz
09-28-2009, 11:21 PM
"Don't matter who did what to who at this point, fact is, we went to war. Once you're in it, you're in it. It's what war is, you know? You gotta fight."

Inky
09-28-2009, 11:29 PM
These aren't the droids you're looking for.


These aren't the droids we're looking for.


You weak-minded fool!
Am I the only one who caught this perfect sequence?

Rob...as usual--:ROFL: :ROFL:

regdog
09-28-2009, 11:43 PM
Am I the only one who caught this perfect sequence?

Rob...as usual--:ROFL: :ROFL:

Nope, I caught it, :e2woo:

regdog
09-28-2009, 11:44 PM
He can go about his business

robeiae
09-28-2009, 11:45 PM
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebel's hidden fortress...

bettielee
09-28-2009, 11:48 PM
**gak.. uhk... sputter**

regdog
09-28-2009, 11:54 PM
Vader, release him



As you wish

Inky
09-29-2009, 12:02 AM
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Inky
09-29-2009, 12:04 AM
Rob Governor Tarkin! I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought onboard.

regdog
09-29-2009, 12:07 AM
Now witness the fire power of this fully operational battlestation

Mela
09-29-2009, 12:28 AM
IMO, this is one of the dumbest quotes: You're in prison; they're about to terminate you, a stormtrooper comes into your cell and what do you say?

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? Part of my problem with it might have to do with how Carrie Fisher delivers the line.

It's really not nice to pick on the shortcomings of someone who could blast you to smithereens.

Inky
09-29-2009, 01:35 AM
IMO, this is one of the dumbest quotes: You're in prison; they're about to terminate you, a stormtrooper comes into your cell and what do you say?

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? Part of my problem with it might have to do with how Carrie Fisher delivers the line.

It's really not nice to pick on the shortcomings of someone who could blast you to smithereens.
Translation: Mela does NOT appreciate being made fun of that a step ladder is required for the ordering of a McDonald's kids meal; hence, short storm troopers is NOT laughable.
:ROFL:
:ROFL:

Mela?

Welcome to the uber loons of AW!!!:Hug2::evil:poke:

Cybernaught
09-29-2009, 02:35 AM
But I'm supposed to go to the Tashi Station to pick up some power converters, waaah!

Writing Jedi
09-29-2009, 03:44 AM
I am a Jedi, like my father before me

I love this line. I always want to stand up and cheer, "You TELL him Luke! Yes! You TELL him! Woo Hoooooo!"

Ahem. But I don't, of course.

The medal ceremony always chokes me up, as does Luke burning Vader.

I know I am in the minority but I love the prequels too. Ewan McGregor's Obi-Wan was the coolest thing ever.

Komnena
09-29-2009, 07:08 AM
Who is the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who lets himself be hired by a fool?

MrWrite
09-29-2009, 07:20 AM
You said it Chewie. Where did you dig up that old fossil?

regdog
09-29-2009, 03:06 PM
We've analyzed their attack, sir. There is a danger. Shall I have your ship standing by?


Evacuate? In our moment of of triumph. I think you overestimate their chances.