Game: Change one letter & make a new word ...

Yes, a new game!

Militory - Anti-Blair sentiment in the British armed forces

Investingates - buy more Microsoft stocks.

Okay Boys, Time for a woman to step in !

wrecreation, n. driving demolition derby on weekends

Glad it's not a boys' club anymore!

Aducation - Commercially-subsidised textbooks

Simpsons episode:

Troy McClure -- "If I have 3 Pepsis and I drink two of them, how much more refreshed am I?"

Student -- "Um, Pepsi?"

Troy McClure -- "Partial credit!"

Penman Shipp said:

... (But I preferred my own definition: decaflon n. Ten days without a decent cup of coffee.

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Brilliant -- a well-espressed idea.

rodio -- a station that plays country-western music. (Lyle, I Lovett!)

Stonehinge-- circular arrangement of giant, prehistoric hinges in England

(I think this is going to take a little practice...)

In that vein, there's Lock Lommond and Lock Ness, both Scottish security devices.

Kmartini - cocktail made with cheap vodka

Gradubation: (grahd-yoo-bay-shun) n.

Climbing the ladder of auto-erotic deviance, from mere masturbation to the use of toys, costumes, etc.

Estrogin

As in my favorite martini recipe . . .
8 parts estrogin to 1 part dry Vermouth

Hahah. I love you, Janet.

Does booze help w/ hormonal flux?

Silly Coyote, booze helps everything

You can even stick it in your ear . . .

Instructions: Mix equil parts of apple cidar vinager and vodka {1 or 2 tablespoons is good}. Put one or two drops in infected ear and let set 10-15 minutes and then drain. Repeat it 2-3 times a day.

JAlpha said:

Silly Coyote, booze helps everything

You can even stick it in your ear . . .

Instructions: Mix equil parts of apple cidar vinager and vodka {1 or 2 tablespoons is good}. Put one or two drops in infected ear and let set 10-15 minutes and then drain. Repeat it 2-3 times a day.

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Heheh. Silly me, indeed.

I'll have to try that ear recipe. They've been kinda cloggish after all the pollution in China.

circulard - n. the ring of chub that hangs over one's waistband.



(ooooh, now I'm getting silly - this could be a long night)

This is worth a try....

truc·u·lant adj. -- a bad tempered insect, or small person who keeps getting beat up.

I like this game.

Cellulite's a con to SELL-U-LITE fat food.

MYSTIVAL - New Age carnival

TAXIDOOM - after which you'll be taxidermed.

And meeting a werewolf is a HAIRRABLE experience.

Lame, lame, lame, so I'll get back to Sobliterating good taste by writing tearjerker romances.

marathin--emaciated condition common to long-distance runners

powet--a washed-up poet