Wildest morning after thoughts

I've come to a point in my ms where my character wakes after a wild night and I need to come up with a really great first thought. We've all had one. Here's mine...

I could have sworn there were two of those last night!--I'm not going to explain what happened the night before for fear of self incrimination.

So, I'm hoping if I can hear some other peoples morning after thoughts it might inspire me, or at the very least give me a good laugh.

quickWit said:

These are not my teeth

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this is by far the best I've heard

cray said:

from planes, trains & automobiles

Del: Why are you holding my hand?

Neal: [frowns] Where's your other hand?

Del: Between two pillows...

Neal: Those aren't pillows!

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Ahh...I love that movie. I haven't thought of that one.

Millicent M'Lady said:

Ah. So that's how many drinks that takes...

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Good one!

Millicent M'Lady said:

Stop pushing me... Oh shit!

I will leave it at that...

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That's never very pleasant

kayleamay said:

one more species to check off my list.

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That reminds me of that coyote ugly line--about how she'd rather bite her arm off that wake the guy up.

Silent Rob said:

I wonder if I should take this horse's head to the lost and found.

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That is the ultimate of all lines. Even though I probably wouldn't want to know, I'd have to ask!

Assauer said:

You mean besides:
Where the heck am I?
Whose shirt am I wearing?
Please, can I just remember his name?
and
Will I need a cab to get home from here?

That sort of thing?

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I love that last one!

Priene said:

'Did I really engage in light banter with a vending machine?'

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Wouldn't want to be there when that that light came one

These were great guys...and if you hadn't noticed I just learnt how to answer multiple people at once! Clap for the 'tard.

aadams73 said:

"Do I need a Penicillin shot?"

Why am I in this handbasket? And why is it re-e-eal warm?

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warm...eww!

sommemi said:

I hope they don't post security cameras in those places. Shoot. Shoulda looked first!

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lol...oh wow! Now that's a story for the grand kids!