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KTC · Sep 8, 2009

A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN:

Trish (Our Stew21) gets nightmares. Trish sells the bones of her nightmares to the good ole chee huey huey (Haggis). Haggis tells horror hounds to re-write Trish's nightmares. The hounds submit their stories to the previously mentioned chee huey huey. Haggis posts the stories. AND HERE'S WHERE YOU COME IN!

You can read them and pick your TOP 3. It's the Trick Trish's Nightmare Contest. Do your part. Read the 8 entries today...then send the chee huey huey your top 3 picks, via PM.

Here's the thread with the goods:

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153687

regdog · Sep 8, 2009

READ-VOTE

They're disturbing-meaning they're right up most everyone here's alley

KTC · Sep 8, 2009

i don't own an alley.

cray · Sep 8, 2009

but did you vote?

Sweetleaf · Sep 8, 2009

Sweet... when the monkeys are asleep, I shall peruse...

KTC · Sep 8, 2009

cray said:
but did you vote?

i did so too

cray · Sep 8, 2009

me, as well, also too.
and such.

Stew21 · Sep 8, 2009

Yes. go vote.

and there will be more nightmare challenges because the nightmares never stop! so enter the contests! You dont' have to be a horror hound to play.

You get to win stuff off of my sleeping misery.

What could be better than that?

Susie · Sep 8, 2009

I'm afraid to read 'um. I'll get nightmares.

But I will read um for youz guys and vote. Crapola, I missed the deadline... Well, much good luck to all the entrants.

Stew21 · Sep 8, 2009

If Susie reads them, then she can provide the next nightmare.

quickWit · Sep 8, 2009

cray said:
me, as well, also too.
and such.

...and the Iraq, such as.

KTC · Sep 8, 2009

THE DEADLINE IS EXTENDED TO WEDNESDAY MIDNIGHT...because of the power outage. It would have been nicer if the chee huey huey hadn't tripped over the extension cord, but you really can't blame a dumb animal...now can you.

bettielee · Sep 8, 2009

I should give you some of my nightmares... I had a fresh crop this weekend.

KTC · Sep 8, 2009

Susie said:
Crapola, I missed the deadline... Well, much good luck to all the entrants.

#1 - I am shocked and dismayed by the language!

#2 - No you did not! Miss the deadline, that is.

cray · Sep 8, 2009

Stew21 said:
If Susie reads them, then she can provide the next nightmare.

i had a dream last night that was odd. i can only remember one scene,.....

it was dark and raining. i was standing next to a dead cow.
we were in about 2 inches of rain or so and the puddles we're kind of slowly bubbling as it rained. as bubbles surfaced i could see that each one of them had a set of teeth. long, sharp teeth. like this.

*ominous music*

Susie · Sep 8, 2009

KTC said:
#1 - I am shocked and dismayed by the language!

#2 - No you did not! Miss the deadline, that is.

Crapola is a much improved version of saying crap.

Just kidding!

And thx much for letting me know about the extended deadline.

Susie · Sep 8, 2009

Stew21 said:
If Susie reads them, then she can provide the next nightmare.

Wow, that's true, Trish, but some of them are rather er risque.

kayleamay · Sep 8, 2009

Well, I live in an alley, and I like to push buttons, so I suppose I will vote...later...after I put on my apron and pretend to be Lucille Friggin' Ball for my kiddos back-to-school social.

(Don't read em' Suze. You're far too fragile. Just grab your chocolate and wait in the fall-out shelter until the whole thing blows over.

)

EFCollins · Sep 8, 2009

Just go read and vote, y'all. You know you want to. There's not much to be afraid of... except for the stories, but honestly, they're not that scary (says the horror writer *cough*). So please... go vote now. Our poor nightmare stories are lonely and just need some love...

kayleamay · Sep 8, 2009

I read. I voted. My life is now complete.

Leukman · Sep 8, 2009

*passes kay t-shirt*

NOW, you're complete.

Susie · Sep 8, 2009

Aww, thx much, kay. I'm not as fragile as I look, er sound.

I read 'em, voted and I'm waiting for me to wake up screaming. LOL. My life is complete, too, like yours now.

Ken · Sep 8, 2009

... two down, six to go. I'm a slow reader and like to savor stories rather than gulping them down in one go. Will have my vote in by the deadline, tomorrow.

KTC · Sep 8, 2009

woohoo! they are reading! Yay.

bettielee · Sep 8, 2009

Official LOLcat for this contest

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