Why Can't We Be Friends?

KellyAssauer · Sep 7, 2009

All this talk of friends had me wondering if the old paraphrased question often attributed to Rodney King has any answer.

He asked: "Can't we all be friends?"

Anymore it seems as if his question has become joke. Right up there with the beauty queens ambition of "world peace" and especially now since we all have this new 'friend' button...

is there an answer to this?

(poll officially closes when my friend count is equal to my rep point count)

cray · Sep 7, 2009

don't tase me, bro!

robeiae · Sep 7, 2009

*tases cray...tases him again for good measure*

aadams73 · Sep 7, 2009

robeiae said:
*tases cray...tases him again for good measure*

Note to self: learn to read.

Dude, I so read this as *tastes cray...tastes him again for good measure*

And I was going to tell you that it's a bad idea to lick a battery to see if it still has a charge.

robeiae · Sep 7, 2009

Did you just say that licking cray gives you a charge?!? That's just wrong...

Ambrosia · Sep 7, 2009

aadams73 said:
Note to self: learn to read.

Dude, I so read this as *tastes cray...tastes him again for good measure*

And I was going to tell you that it's a bad idea to lick a battery to see if it still has a charge.

I read it the same way. Must have been the gnat in my coffee this morning. Time to make a new pot.

kct webber · Sep 7, 2009

aadams73 said:
Note to self: learn to read.

Dude, I so read this as *tastes cray...tastes him again for good measure*

And I was going to tell you that it's a bad idea to lick a battery to see if it still has a charge.

No tasting the battery! (Unless he wants you to?)

LorelieBrown · Sep 7, 2009

Friend button? Friend button? I don't see a friend button!

Obviously y'all hate me and have somehow sabotaged my screen. *sobs & starts HUGE flame war*

KellyAssauer · Sep 7, 2009

aadams73 said:
Note to self: learn to read. Dude, I so read this as *tastes cray...tastes him again for good measure* And I was going to tell you that it's a bad idea to lick a battery to see if it still has a charge.

Ambrosia said:
I read it the same way. Must have been the gnat in my coffee this morning. Time to make a new pot.

*kicks self for not including seventh poll answer of "Batteries really are a girl's best friend."

Ambrosia · Sep 7, 2009

Assauer said:
*kicks self for not including seventh poll answer of "Batteries really are a girl's best friend."

Angie · Sep 7, 2009

It is, of course, all Rob's fault. What a silly question.

bettielee · Sep 7, 2009

Assauer, you and me's friends. We's ok.

and I read the cray thing the same way. We must all remember licking 9 cell batteries as children.

What does that say about us?

DL Hegel · Sep 7, 2009

Angie said:
It is, of course, all Rob's fault. What a silly question.

I think they are finally realizing what we've known all along.

semilargeintestine · Sep 7, 2009

Why do I get the feeling this thread is a direct result of you listening to War earlier?

aadams73 · Sep 7, 2009

When you have friends, they send you things like this:

And then you have to disown them.

semilargeintestine · Sep 7, 2009

The possibilities of how he's holding that blue rectangle up disturb me greatly.

Perks · Sep 7, 2009

semilargeintestine said:
The possibilities of how he's holding that blue rectangle up disturb me greatly.

What? Reverse flatulence?

semilargeintestine · Sep 7, 2009

That's an appropriate way to put it.

Samantha's_Song · Sep 7, 2009

That's quite some @ss isn't it!

Actually, it looks like somewhere you'd affix the vacuum cleaner pipe to.

aadams73 said:
When you have friends, they send you things like this:

And then you have to disown them.

spamwarrior · Sep 7, 2009

That's... disturbing.

You're not my friend ennymore.

Angie · Sep 7, 2009

I dunno.

bettielee · Sep 7, 2009

because now the option is off...

**ya got ta have frriieenndss...**

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It's all Rob's fault.

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I am the Eggplant (who-cooch-e-choo)

The Anti-Magdalene

Superior Life form

Touch and go

A Work in Progress

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Grand Duchess

Squirrel, Sekrit type, 1 ea.

Got the hang of it, here

The Anti-Magdalene

Grand Duchess

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Tigress Tyrant

BassGirl 5000

A Work in Progress

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At least I don't need backing-up

rewriting.

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!