Obsessive Rep Point Checkers Club, v2

I have a half a box of Good-n-Plenty. Will that do? (Sorry )

I'll take anything.

I am broke. Can't sell these darn Avon products. Can't even give them away. People don't seem to have any money. I come close to selling a greeting card idea but no.

I think I'm gonna have to go out on the street with a tin cup.

DeleyanLee said:

Personally, what gets me about that piccie is the gumball dispenser codpiece. LOL!

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that is quite a rack...

rhymegirl said:

I just got an email from an editor saying I am on the right track. (but no sale)

I am so depressed! Gimme some candy!

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Is that a euphemism?


sorry about the lack of sale, but a positive rejection is better than nothing

rhymegirl said:

I think I'm gonna have to go out on the street with a tin cup.

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Strangely, even that doesn't seem to be working much.

At least not for me...

slcboston said:

Is that a euphemism?


sorry about the lack of sale, but a positive rejection is better than nothing

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But it won't pay my bills, Mr. Boston.

slcboston said:

Strangely, even that doesn't seem to be working much.

At least not for me...

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Okay. How about this:

I think I'm gonna have to sell my body to make some money.

I can only imagine the reppies you're now getting.

rhymegirl said:

Okay. How about this:

I think I'm gonna have to sell my body to make some money.

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If you have a body anything like your avie's, you're probably gonna be set for a good while.

Does remind me of a really bad joke. Not sure you're in the mood for it though.

rhymegirl said:

Okay. How about this:

I think I'm gonna have to sell my body to make some money.

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.... darn shame I'm broke

maybe you two should console each other?

hmmm....

I don't know that *I'd* object... but we all know how I am.

slcboston said:

.... darn shame I'm broke

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Oh well that's just perfect.

See what I mean? Everybody is broke!

I guess I'll have to think of something else. Maybe I could sell some of my silver fillings.

Well, if you'd take a lay away payment, we might be able to work something out.

Hubby saw a boat he really wants and told me I'm gonna have to start stripping to make some extra cash (he was joking, of course). I told him I'd probably make GREAT money, because as soon as I started taking any clothing off, people would pay me big money to put my clothes back on.


Here, I'll give you fifty bucks, just please, please, put your shirt back on. Ahhh, my eyes!




Still considering the idea.

The bad joke:

This old couple couldn't make it on social security so the wife decides she's going to go pull tricks in the red light district. The husband isn't too happy, but she goes off. That night she comes home and cheerifully announces that she made $25.50.

"Who gave you the fifty cents?" hubby demands.

"They all did."

what Story girl said!!

for Neuro and KLOAW

storygirl said:

Here, I'll give you fifty bucks, just please, please, put your shirt back on. Ahhh, my eyes!

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I'd wave a twenty at you....



If I had it....



... and with a different idea in mind

.... is that moose made of chocolate??

More importantly, if so, is it life size?

slcboston said:

I'd wave a twenty at you....



If I had it....



... and with a different idea in mind

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To put my shirt back on and exit the building immediately? Yeah, I thought of that snafu.