Absolute Whine

bettielee · Sep 1, 2009

Office Party seems slow today. This is what we need.

Go ahead, you know you want to.

Angie · Sep 1, 2009

But I don't waaaannaaaa... *stomps foot*

*pouts*

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia . . . why is it always Marcia!

How was that? I rolled my eyes.

Angie · Sep 1, 2009

Well, your form was all right, but your delivery was atrocious. That was more a wheedle than a whine. Seriously, are you even trying?

bettielee · Sep 1, 2009

That's the spirit, Angie!

dgrintalis · Sep 1, 2009

Wine? I prefer a nice, cold Pinot Grigio myself.

bettielee · Sep 1, 2009

alleycat said:
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia . . . why is it always Marcia!

How was that? I rolled my eyes.

try pursing your lips and wrinkling your forehead, too.

Every little bit helps.

If you're gonna do it, go for it!

Angie · Sep 1, 2009

dgrintalis said:
Wine? I prefer a nice, cold Pinot Grigio myself.

With cheese?

dgrintalis · Sep 1, 2009

Angie said:
With cheese?

spamwarrior · Sep 1, 2009

My voice sounds horrible. *whines*

Mr Flibble · Sep 1, 2009

I'm English, so I whinge

If you believe them bloody aussies. *mutters*

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

Nobody loves me. Nobody! I might as well never have been born. :-(

That was pretty good, wasn't it?

aadams73 · Sep 1, 2009

I don't whine; I decapitate.

Mr Flibble · Sep 1, 2009

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. That's why I eat worms.

I don't whine; I decapitate.

Gut wound - takes 'em longer to die

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

I tried to end it all by cutting my wrist with a razor! How was I suppose to know you weren't suppose to use a safety razor? Nobody tells me anything!

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

YAAAAAAY WHINING *Bettielee comes close and whispers to him* Oooh, nooo.

*remembers sad stuff*

And thus the images lower their size along with my happiness..

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

I'm so unlikeable I have to get someone else to call my dog.

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

alleycat said:
I'm so unlikeable I have to get someone else to call my dog.

Well, I'm so unlikeable my momma fed me using a remote-controller robot.

Sweetleaf · Sep 1, 2009

I have no friends. I didn't even get a 30th birthday party. *sniff sniff*

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

Even my girlfriend is mean to me. One night she called and told me to come on over, nobody was home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Angie · Sep 1, 2009

Well, this officially is the most annoying thread on the site. I think it needs a little something...oh yes, I have just the thing:

I feel much better now.

*skips away whistling*

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

I'm so unlikeable that everyone yells "Ugly" and "Stinky" at me at the ComiCon San Diego.

alleycat · Sep 1, 2009

I like getting calls from telemarketers just to have someone to talk to.

spamwarrior · Sep 1, 2009

I have the absolute worst voice. *whine whine whine*

Kaiser-Kun · Sep 1, 2009

Angie said:
Well, this officially is the most annoying thread on the site. I think it needs a little something...oh yes, I have just the thing:

I feel much better now.

*skips away whistling*

Of course! We needed a microphone!! =O

*takes out his Li'l Agitator(TM) Megaphone*

I hate the world and everything it contains!!

Absolute Whine

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Shaddup and lemme think.

Still around

Shaddup and lemme think.

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

'Tis true, she is a monstergirl

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Shaddup and lemme think.

'Tis true, she is a monstergirl

rewriting.

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Still around

A Work in Progress

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Still around

!

Still around

!

Momentary lapse of reason

Still around

Shaddup and lemme think.

!

Still around

rewriting.

!