Which one is better?

I need a new watch battery.

I'm going with the trunk and the bunneh. I wonder who would eat who. One scenario would give us a new version of the energizer bunneh, yellow with a snarky attitude, and a mustache.

Hey, the dingoes need food, you know.

Not five minutes ago in another thread, we were discussing the need to curb discussions which highlight individual members.

This one falls into that category.

We call them "shout-outs," and however they're presented, they still "honor" individual members, which we're trying to avoid here.