The Baboon/Oreo Challenge

scarletpeaches said:

You are in a hallway, beyond which is a locked room containing a table. On this table stands a cookie jar containing double chocolate Oreos.

Trouble is, standing between you and this reward is a rabid baboon armed with a can of helium and a big stick.

You have only your mad ninja skills and your face.

How do you solve this problem?

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*throw SP to the baboon, eat cookies*

Bribe the baboon with the cookies, unlock the door, then watch baboon eat the bunny.

scarletpeaches said:

The door is locked, you crazy mad fool!

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How are you speaking while grappling with a de-ranged baboon?

*eats more cookies*

DETAILS?

I don't do locks. I simply crash through doors with my mighty ER nurse muscles.

QUESTION: How big is the can of helium? Is it a can, or a tank?

That's disappointing. I wanted to make balloon animals.

...sigh...throw the bunny at the baboon, smash down the door and eat the cookies. Does that suit you better?

I walk away. I don't like Oreos.

aadams73 said:

I walk away. I don't like Oreos.

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Dead. To. Me.

*straps aadams to baboon's back, takes tank & inhales helium*

Hi! My name is Peaches, and I'm a self-proffessed baboon lurvah!

*offers reddog a gluten-free oatmeal cookie*

Use your ninja skills to remove both stick and helium from baboon, inhale helium until your voice chances to that of a cartoon character while fending off baboon with stick, with ultra high voice break into bad Michael Jackson song, baboon gets the idea it needs to go play with much younger baboons and leaves. Using the rest of the helium you freeze the lock until it's brittle, pop the door open, and eat oreos while now using the stick to fend off Lucielle and Mad Hatter...

Don't you people watch TV? Ever?

I'd still just throw the bunny.

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I should never have opened this thread. Now I'm craving oreos.

*displays twisted mass of balloons*

Look! I made a puppy!

I have no comment.

spamwarrior said:

I have no comment.

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Too late.

Up until now
I thought I just wasted those hours lusting after Richard Dean Anderson...

Uh Bunneh, I don't think thats a giraffe...

Let the baboon have the helium, the stick, and the Oreos. Go to the store and buy my own damned cookies, helium, and stick. Problem? SOLVED!