Lies we tell others

I love you.

I don't love you.

I've done the first because it was expected of me.

The second? More along the lines of, "Yeah, you want to leave? I'm not bothered."

That's lying by omission.

I rarely lie but I do tolerate others and usually just smile.

I cooked that from scratch.
Your hair looks great.
Muscles and tattoos do nothing for me, it's all about personality and intelligence.
I don't care what you think.
I really do care what you think.

Sure, that sounds like fun.

I've said that one lots of times and it covers many occasions.

No I don't she looks hot.

"Yeah, I'm fine" to my parents.

kalel32 said:

No I don't think she looks hot.

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fixed it for ya

My boyfriend is 6'4" and plays rugby for England ( only a small lie - at the time my BF had played for England in the under 21's. But by george it got rid of a lot of creeps!)

I'm not tired
I'm fine
Of course I like your GF / wife, she's charming and has lots of tact

To my kids it's more interesting

That burn mark in the forest - that's dragon poo
This stick acts as a dragon detector
At the zoo - Lions eat naughty children
If you unscrew your belly button, your bum falls off
At the age of 16 all girls go to have a Fartectomy. This is why women don't fart. After the operation they give you a cork and a little silver hammer to make sure it fits nice and snug
Mummy and Daddy are really HyperDad and WonderMum and when you're asleep we fight crime
There is a spider in the shed. A big one. In fact sooo big it fills the shed. It thinks children who don't go to bed when they are supposed to are very, VERY tasty. The spider's name is Gilbert.

No. I don't know how that happened.

I'll think about it = That's not going to happen

1. The outfit looks great on you.
2. No, your butt doesn't look big in that dress.
3. I'm busy on that night, but we'll talk soon.
4. Of course I respect you.
5. It was like that when I got here.

Why no, officer. I didn't see a thing.

"Don't worry, brokenfingers. I'm sure it happens to all men at some point."

6. I don't touch drugs or alcohol.
7. I have no idea how that got on the hard drive.
8. I didn't take it.
9. No, there weren't any phone calls while you were out.
10. That girl over there has a crush on you.

* It wasn't me.
* I liked it.
* I hated it.
* Don't be daft, 'course I'm straight. (I'm bisexual, but I have phobic "friends")
* Yes, you're boyfriend/girlfriend is lovely.
* No, I'm not jealous.
* I'm fine! It's only a flesh wound!
* They're not mine, I'm looking after them for a friend. I don't even smoke. (Ah, to be 15 again. Wait, screw that.)
* No, I don't fancy you.

aadams73 said:

"That was great."

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"Yes. Yes I did."

You should really do that!
OMG that looks so good on you.
I love that hair color but you should go bright red.
You most certainly do not need to lose weight..
What a good lookin kid...
I already did that...
Really? Wow I wish I could do that.

aadams73 said:

"That was great."

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scarletpeaches said:

"Yes. Yes I did."

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Of course I didn't burn your house down. What "fuel smell"? That's my new aftershave!

BRB wanted on the phone....

My famous way to get of msn peeps I no longer want to talk to.