Another Game: Change one letter of a Movie title!

Scar Wars-Vietnam vets compare scars

Rob

Clear and Present Dancer: Terrorist ballerinas get hold of a nuclear missile, and only Jivin' Jack Ryan can stop them!

Baster and Commander: The Surprise's cook takes over the ship when everyone else drowns.

Ocean's Elven: George Clooney teams up with Legolas to rip off a Rivendell casino.

Office Spice: Baby, Posh and Ginger join the Geek Squad.

Charlie's Angles: Geometry teacher Charlie puts together a crack squad of sexy mathematicians.

Raiders of the Lost Arf: Indiana Jones is out for vengeance when a gang of Nazis kidnap his dog, Sparky.

PattiTheWicked said:

Baster and Commander: The Surprise's cook takes over the ship when everyone else drowns.

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Rob

Gone With the Wine--the story of AA

The Whining--the documentary of our family's cross-country road trip

The Mold Rush--the exciting life of a sorority refrigerator

Vatman--the documentary of my husband's venture into winemaking

Big Wish--an aspiring writer dreams of writing a blockbuster novel

Cat in the FAT
A new cooking show - for meat eaters only.


The Lizard of Oz
Not an old Kansas Boy.


The Brady Punch
Jan fights back.

Napoleon Dyno-mite
Jimmy Walker moves to Idaho.

Dinosaum
Nighttime relief for the extinct.

Be Bitched
A prison story...

Herpes: Fully Loaded
Don't you just hate that Bug?

LENT
Double featured with Passion of the Christ

Can't think of any...

The Lizard of Oz

Giant lizard terrorizes the wonderful land of Oz.

PAWS

Giant cat terrorizes a normally quiet summertime vacation spot.

SPIDERMAD

A giant spider goes mad, terrorizes a school full of kids.

The Two Tokers: While waiting for Frodo and Sam to return, Merry and Pippin get into Gandalf's bag of pipe-weed. Then they eat everything in sight.

Hogma: Rufus, the thirteenth apostle, teams up with Jay and Silent Bob again to escort the Scion to a pig roast.

Sex, Pies and Videotape: Kinky new ways to use canned pumpkin.

The Lostman: Kevin Costner's epic tale about a guy who just kinda walks around....

Trainspitting - Uncouth Glaswegians have a gob of fun

Road Tripe - A perfectly offal film.

Leaving Las Vegans - Intrigue and angst at the no-meat taco shack

The Unbearable Lightness of Bing - Silken-voiced crooner having just too good a time

Patch Adam - Eve installs version 2.0

Rain Map
Documentary exposing guesswork at the National Weather Service.

Hadagascar - poignant story set in the near future when gas prices reach $100 a gallon and people are forced to walk to work.

White Boise - Explore the city of Boise, Idaho after the worst snowstorm of the century

The Adventures of Shark Bot and Java Girl - VoteBot's cousins use his name and influence to sell their tale to Hollywood. Hilarious hijinks ensue!

The Longest Yarn - It's the day after the Fourth of July and the boss has one helluva boring story to tell ya.

Rational Treasure - Yeah, it was only a rubber doll - but to him she was the world.

Kin City - mysterious doings in a typical southern town.

The Boogerman - watch Harold as he digs for gold in the most unlikeliest of places!

Leet the Fockers - one family singlehandedly revolutionizes the world with their cell phone text talk.

The Perfect Man - what? That title isn't funny enough as is?

When Saturday Combs - the story of Saturday, the boy who saw Jesus in his Uncle Friday's comb

They Shoo Horses, Don't They? – Back to the barn with you, Brownie!

Masa Blanca – Restaurant owner must deal with his yearning for the superb white corn flour he enjoyed in Paris.

Escape from New Dork: In a post-apocalyptic world, Snake Plissken has to fight his way off an island full of computer programmers, comic-book store owners, and late night RPGers.

Sad Max: Renegade cop Max is back, this time with much weeping and rending of garments.

Dante's Pear: The chick from Terminator teams up with Remington Steele when a 40-million-gallon vat of pear preserves threatens to engulf a small Washington town.

Flash of the Titans: Hera gets mad at Zeus again and moons everyone.

Sorry. Patti watched the Sci Fi channel last weekend.

Okay, since we're having such fun being derivative here:

Show of hands - those in favour of a new thread: "Change one letter of an AW user's title"...

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Lipshtick Traces - Historical and sociological analysis of 80's Glam rock and its origins in the traditions of Ziegfeld vaudeville

Stat Wars: Rival groups of statisticians argue intemperately over each others' economic predictions.

Jews: A coastal community of movie industry executives is terrorised by a loan shark. (Dir: Mel Brooks)

Having Private Ryan: A G.I. develops an inappropriate crush on a fellow soldier.

Farto: Le Petomane tours North Dakota. What a gas!

Cool Hand Puke: An Antarctic masseur tries to eat fifty hard-boiled eggs.

Angles in America

Angles in America : A gritty, no-holds-barred social commentary on the jarring emotional effects students suffer when faced with the guilt of being inept at geometry.

The Lion Kong
King Kong's cousin rampages through the African savanah.

Past Away
A thrilling account of an abandoned man's death.

The Norse Whisperer
The tale of a man who speaks to the Nordic people.

~DragonHeart~

Divine Sucrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood - all that yakkin' gives a body a sore throat.

Dead Moets' Society - prep-school boys get drunk on Daddy's champers.

Bask to the Future - Marty and Doc Brown enjoying their retirement years laying on a beach while the royalties roll in from Doc's Delorean sales.

GhostButters - Slime becomes the hottest new toast topping.

Sight Club - The first rule of Sight Club is "Do not look directly at a solar eclipse". The second rule of Sight Club is "DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT A SOLAR ECLIPSE."

Gord of the Rings - Gord likes onion rings...A LOT. This is his story for the perfect one.

Lice is Beautiful - It certainly is.

PattiTheWicked said:

The Lostman: Kevin Costner's epic tale about a guy who just kinda walks around....

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Is it just me, or does this sound a lot like the original plot of this movie?

The Cow - One bovine's struggle through death, resurrection and the lengths she'll go through for the bull she loves.

Pitch - Comedic yet instructional video for the pitching-impared.

Mold School - Heartwarming story of one janitor's fight against the insidious creeping menace, mold.

My Big Fat Creek Wedding - Hijinx and hilarity ensue when a Hatfield and McCoy plan the ultimate wedding!

Legally Bland - When not being fabulous is a crime, one woman takes the fight to be boring all the way to the Supreme Court.

Cueless - A movie where there's no script and no director; the actors just sort of...well...mill about.

~or~

Cueless - A boy's struggle to find his father's missing cue stick and begin a life of pool hustling (as suggested by my loving, well-meaning husband).

'Salem's Cot - One man's search for a decent bed in a southern penal system.

...And, one for the boob tube:

The Hick - An overall-clad superhero fights crime in an effort to clean up The City. "Spoon, ya'll!"

WVWG

The Iman Who Wasn't There - David Bowie searches for his own Runaway Bride.

Stand By Mel - The fast-paced story of a Braveheart extra.

The Last Temptation of Chris - Annoying comedian Chris Elliot gets one final shot at TV: a talk show with Mike Tyson.

The Farty - Grandpa gasses the family at Thanksgiving Dinner

Fried Mean Tomatoes - Southern women with attitude

Hurl Harbor - Cruise ships ride out a tropical storm

It Lame from Above - better title for a bad movie