The Greatest Day of the Year Has Arrived Once Again!

jesus wept

i despise these things. and the women who drag down the rest of their sex by partaking in them. disgusting.

Damn, that almost makes me wish I wasn't religious.

All I have to say is I need to get married soon.

I keep waiting for some spaceship to land during the proceedings, with some alien women coming out pissed off that they've been excluded from the competition for all these years. We're gonna have some serious 'splainin' to do...

Jcomp said:

I keep waiting for some spaceship to land during the proceedings, with some alien women coming out pissed off that they've been excluded from the competition for all these years. We're gonna have some serious 'splainin' to do...

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Now that was amusing...

I'm rooting for Miss Bangkok this year.

As always.

Bravo said:

i do have to say though, that many of this year's contestants look like rejects from America's Next Top Stripper Contest.

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So...we have to be attractive for your viewing pleasure, but God help us if we're the wrong kind of attractive?

C'mon, oink for me.

I can't figure out if this is a joke...

and Wayne? Overshare, dude, with freaky ramifications....

aadams73 said:

So...we have to be attractive for your viewing pleasure, but God help us if we're the wrong kind of attractive?

C'mon, oink for me.

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bettielee said:

I can't figure out if this is a joke...

and Wayne? Overshare, dude, with freaky ramifications....

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She's a solid contender this year.

Bravo said:

the miss universe pageant is back tonight at 8PM e.t.

meet the contestants:

http://www.missuniverse.com/members/contestants

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I took a good look, and to me, they're all universally screwable attractive, so I can't bring myself to select the "best" one of the bunch....

Personally, I'm always in favor of any event where nations compete in a friendly sort of way (without guns and death and the usual). So, this is totally swell! I was really having a good time expanding my cultural understanding, browsing the national costume photos of the models. Until the national costume shot of the model from the USA made me question the validity of that whole segment. Hmm. Maybe I've just been stuck in NY for too long...

I'm curious why the girl from Germany is Asian.

semilargeintestine said:

I'm curious why the girl from Germany is Asian.

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seriously!? are you that narrow minded?

aadams73 said:

So...we have to be attractive for your viewing pleasure, but God help us if we're the wrong kind of attractive?

C'mon, oink for me.

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hear, hear.

aadams73 said:

So...we have to be attractive for your viewing pleasure, but God help us if we're the wrong kind of attractive?

C'mon, oink for me.

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KTC said:

hear, hear.

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^^^ What they said.

semilargeintestine said:

I'm curious why the girl from Germany is Asian.

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Cause it's about where you currently hold citizenship, not where your ancestors used to live.

KTC said:

seriously!? are you that narrow minded?

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This coming from the guy who says Jes-s wept because a bunch of girls compete in bikinis.

sleepsheep said:

Cause it's about where you currently hold citizenship, not where your ancestors used to live.

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I know. It's just funny to me that Germany is represented by an Asian girl. I think one of the Central American countries is represented by a Jew, which is equally funny.

semilargeintestine said:

This coming from the guy who says Jes-s wept because a bunch of girls compete in bikinis.

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yes. of course he did. There's a U in Jesus. Don't be afraid to spell it out. They are cheapening themselves.