In your (or your husband's) deerstand....

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

Do you need a scope to see the ground?

Do you get a nosebleed?

Do you invite your friends over to play football in it?

I've said many times how hubby goes to the extreme.

We're calling this the "Guest Cottage".

*sigh*

I'll send pics when he runs electricity & plumbing to it....

regdog · Aug 13, 2009

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

What? No elevator?

WTF?

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

I'm no hunter, m'kay, but I'm still thinkin' the deer will be able to see THAT in the middle of yonder field, no?

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

Who is that up there?

Is that you?

Are you/they about to bungee jump?

dolores haze · Aug 13, 2009

That's not a deerstand - that's a frickin' fortress. You could have a really good keg party up there, but I fear for the drunks as they attempt to climb down the ladder.

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

dolores haze said:
That's not a deerstand - that's a frickin' fortress. You could have a really good keg party up there, but I fear for the drunks as they attempt to climb down the ladder.

No worries. They have bungee.

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

I don’t s’pose your hubby builds catapults? I’m lookin’ for an efficient way to dispose of a body down near the everglades…

:Wha:

I prolly shouldn’t be posting that.

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

That's my daughter. No, she's not a midget

*adds bungee jumping to the list of activities for when its not hunting season*

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

Leukman said:
I don’t s’pose your hubby builds catapults? I’m lookin’ for an efficient way to dispose of a body down near the everglades…

I prolly shouldn’t be posting that.

No but iffin you've paid attention on FB... there is a trebuchet in the works..

alleycat · Aug 13, 2009

I once had some friends who built a $10,000 (this in late 1970s dollars) "goose pit" for hunting ducks and geese that included a refrigerator (for their beer) and a TV!

I have to say that that's about the most substantial deer stand I've ever seen. That should last him many a season . . . if the termits don't eat it. ;-)

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

dolores haze said:
That's not a deerstand - that's a frickin' fortress. You could have a really good keg party up there, but I fear for the drunks as they attempt to climb down the ladder.

We're taking the drunks into account. I'm sure there is a nice wide spiral staircase in the works. Yanno... it has to be convenient to get the furniture up there.

I was going to wait till it was done to post - but I just couldn't keep this beauty to myself anymore.

dolores haze · Aug 13, 2009

It would be a lot of fun to put people in the trebuchet and see if they could be fired up into the deerstand.

Well...I think it would be fun.

I volunteer Leuk.

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

alleycat said:
if the termits don't eat it. ;-)

1 word. Treated telephone poles

Cause yanno... they were handy.

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

"Sire, perhaps if we built a giant badger..."

Leukman · Aug 13, 2009

dolores haze said:
I volunteer Leuk.

I'm in.

Does there happen to be a river in the trees beyond???

Cause, yanno, I was just wondering about flood levels...

bettielee · Aug 13, 2009

I don't know aunty... seems to be lacking in ambience....

alleycat · Aug 13, 2009

You should paint a name on it. Fort Boondoggle, or something.

Or maybe a sign: "Welcome, UFO Aliens"

backslashbaby · Aug 13, 2009

Just how big are y'all's deer, anyway?

alleycat · Aug 13, 2009

The first time he goes up there to hunt . . . sneak up and take his ladder away and don't give it back until he promises to buy the new living room furniture you've been wanting.

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

alleycat said:
You should paint a name on it. Fort Boondoggle, or something.

Or maybe a sign: "Welcome, UFO Aliens"

Have no fear... signage will happen. This is what happened when our neighbors teased about a sign for our "little town" over drinks. There's 2...

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

alleycat said:
The first time he goes up there to hunt . . . sneak up and take his ladder away and don't give it back until he promises to buy the new living room furniture you've been wanting.

dolores haze · Aug 13, 2009

I ain't letting my hubs see this thread. The man is still in raptures over the blind I built him up in the woods. If he sees this thread...I'm in trouble.

alleycat · Aug 13, 2009

auntybug said:
Have no fear... signage will happen. . .

Or maybe a banner: FOR SALE, ONE HUSBAND

auntybug · Aug 13, 2009

alleycat said:
Or maybe a banner: ~~FOR SALE~~ Free, ONE HUSBAND

fixed it.

In your (or your husband's) deerstand....

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