Yesterday I unblocked my toilet and killed a spider at the same time, using only a mop and the girlballs God gave me.
Wanna know how hardcore I am?
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mad skillz. i don't understand how you unblocked a toilet with a dead spider...but i'm sure the knowledge will come to me somehow.
I didn't unblock the toilet with a spider. The spider was an unwelcome guest, who sadly didn't make it.
that makes sense. i've never heard of a spider who didn't shit his pants before making it to the toilet.
There was nothing unpleasant there, the bowl just kept filling up, so I thought, right, "Plunger time with the mop."
Unfortunately (for me or for the spider, I don't know) when I picked up the mop, an eight-legged bastige emerged from betwixt its stringy bits (see how poetic I'm being?) which got me over my "Ugh, I'm about to put a mop down the toilet," squickiness quick smart.
It made a valiant attempt to climb up the mop to escape a drowning, even after the plunge-plunge-plunge-whoops-one-of-its-legs-has-come-off unpleasantness, but with a flush, a proper draining of the toilet bowl and a whoosh, the crippled arachnid's still-twitching corpse was gone.
Unfortunately (for me or for the spider, I don't know) when I picked up the mop, an eight-legged bastige emerged from betwixt its stringy bits (see how poetic I'm being?) which got me over my "Ugh, I'm about to put a mop down the toilet," squickiness quick smart.
It made a valiant attempt to climb up the mop to escape a drowning, even after the plunge-plunge-plunge-whoops-one-of-its-legs-has-come-off unpleasantness, but with a flush, a proper draining of the toilet bowl and a whoosh, the crippled arachnid's still-twitching corpse was gone.
There was a mouse in my room once and my boyfriend was like 'whoa that things big' and I threw the complete works of William Shakespeare at it. The mouse died and now theres a bloodstain all over Titus Andronicus (apt, I know).
However, blocked toilets have forever been my bane.
However, blocked toilets have forever been my bane.
so you DID unplunge the toilet with a spider. i would have killed it too, if it shit in my house.
You shouldn't have done that. More are gonna come to his funeral. You big evil spider killer you.
I wish you good day.
Look at this: SP kills spiders and I kill threads.
Shazam! That takes moar girballs (or a total lack of social skills perhaps?!)
Feel better Scarlet?!
Shazam! That takes moar girballs (or a total lack of social skills perhaps?!)
Feel better Scarlet?!
You know, spiders have been known to climb back up through the bowl and wait under the seat for the murderous individual what flushed 'em.
Yanno...just so yanno.
Yanno...just so yanno.
Toilets are bigger than sinks.
Besides, mops have longer handles. No way was I putting my hand in a toilet bowl.
Besides, mops have longer handles. No way was I putting my hand in a toilet bowl.
"Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?!"
"Shut up and flush it like all the other kids!"
had the spider been toilet trained, i'm sure none of this would have happened in the first place. please, train your spiders.
tell me, peachy...do you have a mini toilet beside the one you use? i keep singing 'along came a spider who sat down beside her' and in my head i'm envisioning the two'a'y'all sittin' side by side on matching me and mini-me toilets. don't spoil the image...say it's so.
tell me, peachy...do you have a mini toilet beside the one you use? i keep singing 'along came a spider who sat down beside her' and in my head i'm envisioning the two'a'y'all sittin' side by side on matching me and mini-me toilets. don't spoil the image...say it's so.
um. k. don't let the door hit yer ass on the way out. that's the last bit of detail i want to hear from your lips.