The Ultimate Death Match (no, it really is this time)

Neither. The combined awesum would cancel each other out.

Clearly, if a baboon and Colin Whatshisface were to mix it up, there would be no loosers.

It might start out as a fight but it would end up as beautiful love. With very attractive kids, I'd wager.

baboon wins. Colin dies at the mere thought of losing his bonny wee face.

The baboon has more attractively groomed eyebrows.

scarletpeaches said:

Ah, but Colin has a heart-shaped ass.

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Complete with breathing tube.

Colin would eat the baboon's face then buy him a pint after.

KTC said:

baboon wins. Colin dies at the mere thought of losing his bonny wee face.

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You stole mah answer.

Damn you SP, this fight had better not be hypothetical cos I don't think my heart could take it!

Let's get ready to rumble!

They would wrestle each other to the ground, and from there it would get awkward.

At least for the baboon.

it was in fact hypothetical until i mailed colin off a plane ticket to Baboonistan. he just doesn't know he's about to be in a fight for his face.

scarletpeaches said:

I know this'll sound sarcastic, but what the hey, it's genuine.

KTC is one of the funniest people I know.

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How very sad for you.

scarletpeaches said:

Piss off and die, bunneh.

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Nice. You kiss baboons with that mouth?

Let's cook the bunneh and sprinkle his ashes on Colin's heart-shaped ass. I sense this will give him a fighting chance with the Baboon.

KTC said:

Let's cook the bunneh and sprinkle his ashes on Colin's heart-shaped ass. I sense this will give him a fighting chance with the Baboon.

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Dude, that's like using steroids. You want Colin to be banned by the Baboon Fighting Federation of Baboonistan or something?

Come on. Use. Your. Head.

(Or your face, as the situation dictates)