This Thread Can't Die Until Chuck Norris Says It Can

CatSlave · Jul 24, 2009

Chuck Norris is such a badass that:

If Chuck Norris has five dollars and you have five dollars,
Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep; he waits.

When Chuck Norris redecorates his house, the paint dries instantly.

alleycat · Jul 24, 2009

Chuck called and said the thread can mercifully die.

bettielee · Jul 24, 2009

I wonder who should be blamed for this?

JLCwrites · Jul 24, 2009

How much wood can a woodChuck Chuck if a wood Chuck could Chuck wood?

Shadow_Ferret · Jul 24, 2009

There is no "CTRL" button on Chuck NOrris' computer. CHuck Norris is always in control.

Forbidden Snowflake · Jul 24, 2009

bettielee said:
I wonder who should be blamed for this?

There's always only one to blame.

aadams73 · Jul 24, 2009

It worries me that I laugh at this Chuck Norris stuff.

brainstorm77 · Jul 24, 2009

Kinda HAWT in that pic.

CatSlave · Jul 24, 2009

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Angie · Jul 24, 2009

aadams73 said:
It worries me that I laugh at this Chuck Norris stuff.

So do I.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

luke_mushu_2010 · Jul 24, 2009

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclopes in between the eyes.

benbradley · Jul 24, 2009

"You say this cat Chuck is a baaaaaaaad ..."

"shut yo' mouf!"

"I'm talkin'bout Chuck."

Susie · Jul 25, 2009

Hairy little bugger, ain't he?

CatSlave · Jul 26, 2009

Chuck Norris bets he CAN eat just one.

Kids wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Angie · Jul 26, 2009

Chuck Norris once got hit by a bus. There were no survivors...on the bus.

brokenfingers · Jul 26, 2009

I used to take Chuck Norris's lunch money.

Angie · Jul 26, 2009

...and then he roundhouse-kicked you in the face. It's a miracle you're still alive.

brokenfingers · Jul 26, 2009

Angie said:
...and then he roundhouse-kicked you in the face. It's a miracle you're still alive.

No, then he ran away like a sissy and started taking karate lessons.

rhymegirl · Jul 26, 2009

Let's see that pic again.

LOG · Jul 26, 2009

Chuck Norris is so awesome I can't think of a way to express it.

bettielee · Aug 1, 2009

for some reason... I felt the need to do this

someone help me... please help me....

CatSlave · Aug 2, 2009

That's teh awesome !

This Thread Can't Die Until Chuck Norris Says It Can

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