Don't watch adult films and then write a swordfight. (moved from Roundtable)

ZeroFlowne · Jul 23, 2009

You'll have far too much discussion of tips, points, thrusts and burying the blade ten inches deep.

Trust me

Delhomeboy · Jul 23, 2009

Was it a two-girl swordfight?

SPMiller · Jul 23, 2009

I don't need to watch porn to think of swords as phallic symbols.

alleycat · Jul 23, 2009

Do the sword fighters moan excessively after being penetrated?

NicoleMD · Jul 23, 2009

SPMiller said:
I don't need to watch porn to think of swords as phallic symbols.

Yeah, I thought that was the whole point of sword fighting.

Nicole

blacbird · Jul 23, 2009

I really didn't want to look at this thread.

I reallly didn't.

And I really really reallllllllllllly didn't want to post a response in it.

I realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly didn't.

Honest.

I tried not to.

I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly. Tried.

I failed.

Shit.

caw

Soccer Mom · Jul 23, 2009

:cough:

Not really Roundtable fodder.

Off to Office Party in 3...2...1

NeuroFizz · Jul 24, 2009

blacbird said:
I really didn't want to look at this thread.

I reallly didn't.

And I really really reallllllllllllly didn't want to post a response in it.

I realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly didn't.

Honest.

I tried not to.

I reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly. Tried.

I failed.

Shit.

caw

Lots of length, no girth.

gothicangel · Jul 24, 2009

Have you ever read Thomas Hardy's Far From The Maddening Crowd? The original swordfight/rape fantasy.

nevada · Jul 24, 2009

ahem, Far From The Madding Crowd. Just saying. Parry and Thrust.

spamwarrior · Jul 24, 2009

I will never think of swordfights the same way again.

bettielee · Jul 25, 2009

Yes, I have. And no, I don't know what you're talking about....

Samantha's_Song · Jul 25, 2009

Pork sword fight maybe?

LOG · Jul 26, 2009

But that would be great inspiration!!

Wayne K · Jul 27, 2009

Porn and swordfight?

I'm in.

Wayne K · Jul 27, 2009

Can I get there by bus?

Wayne K · Jul 27, 2009

Somewhere John Wayne Bobbitt's ears are burning.

As well as other things.

WriteKnight · Jul 27, 2009

Not sure my experiences count, but I CAN add, one should not engage in a swordfight, and then try and WRITE a porn script... Howzzat?

LOG · Jul 27, 2009

WriteKnight said:
Not sure my experiences count, but I CAN add, one should not engage in a swordfight, and then try and WRITE a porn script... Howzzat?

That could actually go pretty well...

Don't watch adult films and then write a swordfight. (moved from Roundtable)

ZeroFlowne

Delhomeboy

Stalking Jennifer Aniston!

SPMiller

Prodigiously Hanged

alleycat

Still around

NicoleMD

Onomatopotamus

blacbird

Soccer Mom

Crypto-fascist

NeuroFizz

The grad students did it

gothicangel

Toughen up.

nevada

spamwarrior

rewriting.

bettielee

I'm a sparkly fairy princess!

Samantha's_Song

At least I don't need backing-up

LOG

Lagrangian

Wayne K

Wayne K

Wayne K

WriteKnight

Arranger Of Disorder

LOG

Lagrangian