My 8 and 9 year old daughters gave each other a hickey!

And we're only half way through summer vacation!


I need excuses why they have these!!!


Give'm to me!


I don't want to go to jail!


Other than that summer vacation is going smoothly. Only 20 days left until school starts.

Yay!

quickWit said:

Sore adorable that you believe that they gave them to each other.

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There was a strange smelling bunny around yesterday.

JoNightshade said:

Haha, when I was that age I had no idea what a hickie was (in terms of sexual connotations). I would suck on my arm all the time and give them to myself. My parents teased me a bit but I was clueless.

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I thought it was ie!


They asked what one was and I told them with a stern warning attached but you have to know my goofy kids. After a failed attempt at giving me one and trying to talk me into giving their dad one, they did suck on their wrists but nothing came up. I dealt with this for five days and then it died down and now I know why.

Boobs

Now we're going to the pool. I hope no one notices

alleycat said:

Tell everyone they just read Twilight and tried to play vampire.

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aadams73 said:

Wow, I haven't had one of those since high school.

As far as excuses go, tell people you let them do the vaccuming. They got carried away, blah, blah, blah.

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brainstorm77 said:

Turtlenecks work...

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They did say they were acting like vampires.

They don't vacuum and it's too hot for a turtleneck. But those are good.

alleycat said:

A heretofore unnoticed port wine stain . . .

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Hickies, wine and children. Is this the MJ thread?


Stop bugging your eyes, it's me!

Bold and beautiful. *grin*

quickWit said:

Are they attending any sort of Bible Study camp or anything? If they are, with one EZ phone call you could both absolve yourself of responsibility and earn a tidy pile of hush money.

Just spitballing.

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*snort*