News just in from Baboonistan!

scarletpeaches · Jul 21, 2009

Holy crap, this is the funniest thing ever.

The BBC news website's quote of the day is:

It quickly became clear that the baboons had acquired an unfortunate new skill.

From this article in The Telegraph:

Baboons steal underwear from rooftop luggage.

thethinker42 · Jul 21, 2009

The lady's face is priceless.

And likely about to be eaten.

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

I'm such a facking trendsetter. I scare me.

Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're gonna like it. I think you're gonna feel you belong...

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

Of course they would take the underwear. I've trained them well. There's a shortage of underwear in Baboonistan. People have been covering their faceless faces with their unmentionables.

scarletpeaches · Jul 21, 2009

Dear God.

Whenever I feel depressed I'm going to read this thread and thank baby Jesus for KTC. He makes me cry with laughter.

aadams73 · Jul 21, 2009

It puts the satin on its skin...

Or else it gets the thong again.

And baboons do not like thongs!

thethinker42 · Jul 21, 2009

Oh the irony if a baboon put a Cross-Your-Heart bra over its ass...

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

aadams73 said:
It puts the satin on its skin...

Or else it gets the thong again.

And baboons do not like thongs!

no. but they love a sensible boxer brief.

scarletpeaches · Jul 21, 2009

Cross-dressing baboon knicker-thieves.

Only on AW...

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

scarletpeaches said:
Cross-dressing baboon knicker-thieves.

Only on AW...

just think of the pain of trying to fit a thong over a heart-shaped ass. It just does not compute to the baboon mind.

scarletpeaches · Jul 21, 2009

This is why you never see a baboon in a bikini.

Babooni?

Bikiboon?

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

This is true. They consider themselves to have a broken heart if they wear babinis. Splits them right in two.

dpaterso · Jul 21, 2009

Sheesh, when I did that I got probation and community service.

-Derek

Button · Jul 21, 2009

If this wasn't so funny, I'd be kind of scared of KTC's powerful irony right now.

It'd be kind of cool to have baboons crawling all over your car, though. Now that's a story.

aadams73 · Jul 21, 2009

ButtonTheCat said:
It'd be kind of cool to have baboons crawling all over your car, though. Now that's a story.

I saw that once in one of those wildlife/safari parks in England(funnily enough.) The vehicle ahead of was one of those campers. The baboons swarmed it and promptly got to work tearing off all the trim, windshield wipers, etc.

Fun times.

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

I once had a baboon on my face. Oh, how I long to have that face back.

aadams73 · Jul 21, 2009

KTC said:
I once had a baboon on my face. Oh, how I long to have that face back.

Heh, it's funny to think some baboon pooped your face out.

Well, it's not funny for you, but it's funny for me. And that's what counts.

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

aadams73 said:
Heh, it's funny to think some baboon pooped your face out.

Well, it's not funny for you, but it's funny for me. And that's what counts.

truth be told, it's pretty much the same...as in none the worse for wear. You could say that KTC is the other corn.

dgrintalis · Jul 21, 2009

Baboons, thongs and KTC. Wow, this is one heck of a party!

KTC · Jul 21, 2009

dgrintalis said:
Baboons, thongs and KTC. Wow, this is one heck of a party!

don't forget the mariachi singers. they're in the trunk of the car.

Williebee · Jul 21, 2009

"Come to me in the night, my sweet. We shall partake from the fruit of the trees, and the silk from the Buick."

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