Wait, this is the ugliest dog I've ever seen.
uh... Kevin? I hate to break it to ya, man, but I think your dog is dead....
i hate to break it to you, but i don't think you're very smarteh. my dog is a cat.
Plotting...kitties plotting?Of course it is a cat... a cat plotting a horrible revenge. What did you do to the poor thing before you took that picture?