Orlando Bloom's LA home burglarized

I'm sure there were no awer's involved....

none at all...

were his eggplants missing? What about his flamingoes or lawn gnomes?

Wasn't me. I was too busy hiding under Johnny Depp's bed...

What? Too weird?

Now that you bring it up...does anyone care to share the Orlando Bloom and the eggplant running joke on AW?

Millicent M'Lady said:

Wasn't me. I was too busy hiding under Johnny Depp's bed...

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That was you under there was it?

IdiotsRUs said:

That was you under there was it?

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You were there too? I thought it was that wagon Vanessa Paradis. I was wondering why you weren't more creeped out!

There's an eggplant gag now? Must have been added when Bloom got passe.

Sorry guys. I might have left DNA evidence when I took a dump in his golden toilet. They are on to me.

Millicent M'Lady said:

You were there too? I thought it was that wagon Vanessa Paradis. I was wondering why you weren't more creeped out!

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I apologise for the impromptu baby oil bath you must have experienced under there, the bounding bed springs and the crude language

I got carried away - he was being Captain Jack, or I wouldn't have gone there.

Damn, I hope they didn't find the eggplant bomb...

Orlando Bloom! I shall help you find the thief!

*starry eyes*

Orlando can stay with me I have room

I thought Orlando Bloom was a kind of wine.

Mumut said:

I thought Orlando Bloom was a kind of wine.

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Yes. The kind of wine I would drink any day.

where was robiaiaeiaieiaeiaieaieiaei at the time of the incident? Eggplant.

KTC, we have yet to pin down your whereabouts at the time of the incident!

escritora said:

Now that you bring it up...does anyone care to share the Orlando Bloom and the eggplant running joke on AW?

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http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/showthread.php?t=112244

both of those things should be found here. If they're not, let me know and we'll add them.

Would anybody like to purchase a nearly new extra-large pirate hat?

KTC said:

Would anybody like to purchase a nearly new extra-large pirate hat?

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How new?

How big is the feather?

katiemac said:

Only if it has a ridiculously massive feather. And comes with a side of eggplant.

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Is this feather big enough???




I'm confident you can see the eggplant. it's as plain as day.

It wasn't me either. I brought him !

Oh turnips.

Orlando's bloomers were burglarized?

Scarlet ...