I just received an offer I can't refuse.

Sounds like your kinda gal.

Have fun!

(And I want video, too.)

Perks! Funtimes...

I hope Perks has a body guard.

and insurance.


and, you know...a baboon.

You're in the US? Is that the sound of the Apocalypse that I hear?

maestrowork said:

You're in the US? Is that the sound of the Apocalypse that I hear?

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No. Perks is in the UK.

we're safe for now.

I am dead jealous. Perks is teh awesome.

Enjoy the hell out of yourselves and make sure you pony up the photos. Or else.

KTC said:

No. Perks is in the UK.

we're safe for now.

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phew...

No, no! We love you! Isn't that right, everyone?

Have fun with Perks!

scarletpeaches said:

Anyone would think you guys didn't like me.

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hate is really the word you're looking for.

maestrowork said:

You're in the US? Is that the sound of the Apocalypse that I hear?

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i was traveling this past wkend and my gps thingy was offering up directions that were exactly opposite of the way were really should have gone.

so, the family we were with tried their gps thing,...
same deal.

it was as if some unknown force was farking up the universe.
it all makes sense now.

*fedex's perks a survival kit*

bettielee said:

phew...

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It's just that I want to be prepared for your deliciousness when you arrive... I am in no way ready. All the straps are out being cleaned at the leather workers....

scarletpeaches said:

I spoke to Perks on the phone just now.

She said 'fuck' twice, 'Jesus Christ' once and 'bloody', but that was in reference to her daughter's tooth.

Anyway.

I'm staying with her tomorrow night.

Just thought you guys would like to know that.



(Photos to the highest bidder of course).

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wait - did she say this because she knew you were coming, or just in general conversation? Cuz maybe she doesn't normally talk like that and you will be disappointed!

scarletpeaches said:

Suck my baboon, Canuck.

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oy vey. so now we're sucking the baboon? i should be so lucky not to get a nick. a klog is mir.

scarletpeaches said:

Anyone would think you guys didn't like me.

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I like you more than is healthy.


Feel better nao, or worried?

scarletpeaches said:

Suck it before it eats your face!

My god. Did I really say that? I should be banned.

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quoted for mod review. (-;

scarletpeaches said:

KTC changed my post!

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it's official. you are a dork. like, as in, 'a dorking you will go'.

scarletpeaches said:

Better a dork than a doofus, assmaster.

Now get out of my thread. It's about the wonder that is Perks, not you and how ungodly you are.

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that's Assmaster Flash to you. and yes, yes...Perks is a wonder.