Your "many fauceted scarlet emerald" eyes?Haha, I just read that on Wednesday, but can't remember why I ran into it. It's so funny, even though reading it was like scrubbing my eyeballs clean with the wrong side of a very thin pin cushion.
Your "many fauceted scarlet emerald" eyes?
A NaNo group I belonged to once had a game with this, where we would pass it around and take turns reading aloud. Whenever the reader broke down laughing, it would get passed on to the next person.
A NaNo group I belonged to once had a game with this, where we would pass it around and take turns reading aloud. Whenever the reader broke down laughing, it would get passed on to the next person.
I keep trying to get my friends to do this sometime, but unfortunatly, I'm the only one who really reads swords & sorcery, so only I am aware of the full context of the awfulness.A NaNo group I belonged to once had a game with this, where we would pass it around and take turns reading aloud. Whenever the reader broke down laughing, it would get passed on to the next person.
"Prepare to embrace your creators in the stygian haunts of hell, barbarian", gasped the first soldier.
"Only after you have kissed the fleeting stead of death, wretch!" returned Grignr.
I am prepared to meet my creator, I only hope it is a kinder death than the one my braincells met upon reading this tripe....
do you think he meant "fleeting STEED of death"? ...like that's the most important question this work raises...
anyone have an ice pick they aren't using? I would like to jam it in my left eye until the pain stops...
something that bad has to be on purpose, right? RIGHT?
The story was okay, if only you could get past the writing. eh?