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scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 05:40 AM
I know it'll be hard for some to choose (*coughtt42cough*) but if you absolutely had to...which would you find hottest in a partner?

If neither, then fine. Don't answer. But this is for people who do like one or both of the options listed.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 05:41 AM
It depends on where the piercings are. Same with the Tattooes. And the sizes. If some guy had a tat spreading across his back, I might find that a turn off. And if he had this six foot bars in his lips, then no.

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 05:42 AM
Tattoos. Hands down. No question.

That's not to say that certain piercings aren't hot, but ink makes me woozeh in teh brainz...

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:42 AM
Umm...do I really have to answer this?

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 05:43 AM
It depends on where the piercings are. Same with the Tattooes. And the sizes. If some guy had a tat spreading across his back, I might find that a turn off. And if he had this six foot bars in his lips, then no.

Big tattoo across the back...*drools*...*loses ability to type*...fiowhmdihm cwiudhpwqoihddxa....

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:47 AM
Big tattoo across the back...*drools*...*loses ability to type*...fiowhmdihm cwiudhpwqoihddxa....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/alien-tattoo-whole-body.jpg

aadams73
06-29-2009, 05:49 AM
It depends on the man, honestly.

I used to go out with a guy with a gorgeous tat on his left upper arm. Sexy as hell--on him, because it suited his personality.

I'm going to sit on this here fence...because I like either, both, or neither, depending on the guy.

Cranky
06-29-2009, 05:49 AM
Since I have piercings, I gotta go with those. Not that they're anything that exotic, really, but still...

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 05:51 AM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/alien-tattoo-whole-body.jpg

I have my limits...

Button
06-29-2009, 05:52 AM
Baby dolls. I live in the South. Among Cajuns.

Cajun males must have:

Truck
Boat
Motorcycle
Tattoo
Hot body
Sexy accent

Piercings are optional.

Womens here might also have this too.

Just to note, I don't have any of the above. I don't even have my ears pierced. My parents wouldn't let me until I was 16 and by then I lost interest. So I'll be the Yankee here forever. ;)

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:52 AM
I have my limits...

Just checking. :D

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:55 AM
i did the piercing thing. i had my ears, nose and nipples pierced in the early eighties...had the chains interlocking all the piercings. i also got a couple tattoos back then...small ones in unseen places.


i'll be getting a tattoo when i get back from kenya. i'm gonna keep an eye out for something meaningful.

DL Hegel
06-29-2009, 05:55 AM
neither, I like scars

aadams73
06-29-2009, 05:56 AM
Oh oh oh, I change my answer to...Decapitation!

(but, again, only on the right guy.)

Button
06-29-2009, 05:57 AM
Scars are manly.

KTC
06-29-2009, 05:58 AM
Oh oh oh, I change my answer to...Decapitation!

(but, again, only on the right guy.)

Decapitation is a dumb thing. Where the hell would the glasses go?

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:58 AM
i'll be getting a tattoo when i get back from kenya. i'm gonna keep an eye out for something meaningful.

I suggest this one.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/badtattoo.jpg

Angie
06-29-2009, 05:58 AM
Decapitation is a dumb thing. Where the hell would the glasses go?

She could replace his head with an eggplant. Problem solved.

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 05:59 AM
Piercings over tattoos, great breath over either.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:00 AM
She could replace his head with an eggplant. Problem solved.

Show me an eggplant with ears and I'll show you shit with eyes, dumbass. GAWD!

Shadow_Ferret
06-29-2009, 06:00 AM
I like tattoos. I dont' have any yet, but I like them.

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 06:02 AM
Oh oh oh, I change my answer to...Decapitation!

(but, again, only on the right guy.)

Is that the same as circumcision?

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:02 AM
I'm going to sit on the fence with my own poll and say "Tattoos on a man, piercings on a woman."

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:03 AM
I'm going to sit on the fence with my own poll and say "Tattoos on a man, piercings on a woman."

I'll see your post and debunk it with two simple words:

Angelina. Jolie.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:03 AM
I'm going to sit on the fence with my own poll and say "Tattoos on a man, piercings on a woman."

stamp on him and holes for her. interesting. what would Freud say, I wonder. And, yo, stupid...that's a barbed wire fence you're sitting on.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 06:04 AM
Is that the same as circumcision?

On a larger scale. Usually. Unless the guy is a real dickhead.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:04 AM
I'll see your post and debunk it with two simple words:

Angelina. Jolie.

If she had piercings she'd be way hotter.

And of course, Angelina doesn't count as 'evidence' because whatever the discussion, she's above and beyond all reasoning.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 06:05 AM
Scars are manly.

I have a lot of those.

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:05 AM
If she had piercings she'd be way hotter.

And of course, Angelina doesn't count as 'evidence' because whatever the discussion, she's above and beyond all reasoning.

Fair enough.

But I also think you'd change your mind about your above statement if Colin Farrell got his nipples pierced.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:06 AM
Fair enough.

But I also think you'd change your mind about your above statement if Colin Farrell got his nipples pierced.

Yikes.

Not sure I'm keen on getting nipples pierced. (We shall not talk about L.S.)

I'd be scared of snagging them on something and tearing them out.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 06:06 AM
But I agree with aadams. Depends on the guy.

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 06:06 AM
I've got a small scar on my right cheek from a recent surgery, but the plastic surgeon did a great job and it's fading fast. So I guess I'll only be hot for another month or so.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:06 AM
On a larger scale. Usually. Unless the guy is a real dickhead.


http://www.geocities.com/rdeadw01/Fat_Albert/dumb-donald-production-cel.jpg

I always thought this poor bastard could use a Mohel.

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:06 AM
Yikes.

Not sure I'm keen on getting nipples pierced. (We shall not talk about L.S.)

I'd be scared of snagging them on something and tearing them out.

Oh come on they-

*doesn't get banned*

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 06:07 AM
On a larger scale. Usually. Unless the guy is a real dickhead.

Yow!!!

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:07 AM
Show me an eggplant with ears and I'll show you shit with eyes, dumbass. GAWD!

She can use this guy's ears, dumbass. GAWD!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/mr-potato-head.jpg

aadams73
06-29-2009, 06:07 AM
I like circumspection scars.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:07 AM
I'd be scared of snagging them on something and tearing them out.

A stranger on the street pulled one of my nipple rings out. Took a bit of nipple with it. Not pretty and not nice.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 06:07 AM
AHHHH! Nipples??? AHHHHHH!!!!

*runs away in fear*

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:08 AM
A stranger on the street pulled one of my nipple rings out. Took a bit of nipple with it. Not pretty and not nice.

See, Lori? SEE?

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:09 AM
A stranger on the street pulled one of my nipple rings out. Took a bit of nipple with it. Not pretty and not nice.

See, kids? THIS is why you don't talk to strangers.

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:09 AM
OWIE.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:09 AM
See, Lori? SEE?

Yes. Nothing sadder than not having matching nipples.

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:10 AM
See, kids? THIS is why you don't talk to strangers.

Or Kevin.

vixey
06-29-2009, 06:10 AM
Damn I'm feeling like a prude...and I actually like a little tattooing....

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:10 AM
Or Kevin.

You be careful you don't get your face pulled off by a stranger.

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:11 AM
You be careful you don't get your face pulled off by a stranger.

I survived the baboons, I can survive anything.

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:11 AM
Damn I'm feeling like a prude...and I actually like a little tattooing....

INK RULEZ!!!!

I need more. Only have four right now.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 06:13 AM
Then KTC must have a pretty scar on his nipple.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:13 AM
INK RULEZ!!!!

I need more. Only have four right now.

I especially like the tattoo of a baboon's arse you have on your face.

Oh. Wait...

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:13 AM
I survived the baboons, I can survive anything.

Hunny, it was obviously the wrong baboon. My baboons rock. They leave no face unpulled.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:14 AM
I especially like the tattoo of a baboon's arse you have on your face.

Oh. Wait...

When her mouth opens does it look like a baboon farting?


I'm just curious. Not like I'm thinking of getting one or anything.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:15 AM
Then KTC must have a pretty scar on his nipple.

nope. just the absence of a bit of my nipple.

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:15 AM
I especially like the tattoo of a baboon's arse you have on your face.

Oh. Wait...

Right. Fine. That's it. No more chapterz for YOU today. *stomps out of thread*

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:16 AM
When her mouth opens does it look like a baboon farting?


I'm just curious. Not like I'm thinking of getting one or anything.

Actually it just makes me look like scarletpeaches. So...yeah, pretty much...

I don't recommend it. I'm seriously considering getting it removed.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:16 AM
Right. Fine. That's it. No more chapterz for YOU today. *stomps out of thread*

Wait! Wait! Walk out backwards so I can see a baboon's ass leaving.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:17 AM
Actually it just makes me look like scarletpeaches. So...yeah, pretty much...

I don't recommend it. I'm seriously considering getting it removed.

That would be kind of like having a movement, I would think.

Angie
06-29-2009, 06:18 AM
Wait! Wait! Walk out backwards so I can see a baboon's ass leaving.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/baboon.jpg

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:18 AM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/baboon.jpg

Oh! She hearts me.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:19 AM
Long time.

Marcus
06-29-2009, 06:19 AM
I can't wait to get my tattoo.

full back tattoo planned. I described it on the other thread... thinking about decorating my Stupid looking ears with a set of bars...

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:20 AM
On men, I like shoulder-blade tattoos, or half-sleeves.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:20 AM
On men, I like shoulder-blade tattoos, or half-sleeves.

I'm getting mine on my left shoulder.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:22 AM
Pfft. Either develop it into a half-sleeve, or I do not wish to converse with you further.

KTC
06-29-2009, 06:24 AM
Pfft. Either develop it into a half-sleeve, or I do not wish to converse with you further.

You mean all I have to do to rid you from my life is NOT get a half-sleeve tattoo? Sweet.

dgrintalis
06-29-2009, 06:30 AM
Hmmm...I would say both.

I have two tattoos - a Celtic knot between my shoulder blades a large Celtic dragon on my lower back. I have my navel pierced and when I was 18, I pierced my ear through the cartilage (about 1/2" below the top curve. I'm talking right in the middle of the top part of the ear) with a hatpin. I left an earring out for a few months when I was about 30, and the back closed up. I can only get an earring halfway in there now. I've thought about piercing it again, but never have.

Since the Tigress mentioned scars, I have a big one on my neck. I had a tumor removed when I was three. They needed 200 stitches to close it all up. It's a big scar, mostly hidden when I wear my hair down.

So, scars, tats, piercings and red hair. No wonder I write horror. ;)

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 06:32 AM
I'm getting mine on my left shoulder.

I have one on my left shoulder. You're such a copycat.

Clearly you want to be just like me.

Ambitious aspirations, but don't set the bar too high. You'll only disappoint yourself.

Angie
06-29-2009, 07:17 AM
I had to change my av again to better showcase my facial "art".

White-Tean
06-29-2009, 07:29 AM
I like both, but personally I prefer both to be done tastefully and in small understated ways. (ETA: for clarification, it's because I think the body is already an amazing thing and IMO it takes something truly stellar to improve it).

I agree with the people upthread though, I prefer scars. Although if the person got the scar by a series of really dumb decisions it's not a turn on. Scars earned in the course of heroic deeds (preferably involving helpless little animals) totally would get my pants off though.

SPMiller
06-29-2009, 08:15 AM
Depends entirely on the location and appearance of the mutilation. Tats are good because they reveal a lot about the person at a glance, and the information thereby gathered can be either positive (omg sexy) or negative (turn off). Piercings, well, they're mostly decorative as far as I'm concerned, but if put in the right places, not all of which can be seen due to clothing, then wow ;)

Full disclosure: I have neither. My personality and appearance are already such that I'd really rather avoid adding any extra features people can use to prejudge me. If you know what I mean.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 12:37 PM
I agree with the people upthread though, I prefer scars.

This.

Scars are interesting to me. They tell a story about who a person is, where they've been, how they've lived.

I have a couple of good ones of my own. And there are good stories to go with them. :D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 12:43 PM
Not sure I'm keen on getting nipples pierced. (We shall not talk about L.S.)


They can be kinda fun if a guy has one...


I've got a small scar on my right cheek from a recent surgery, but the plastic surgeon did a great job and it's fading fast. So I guess I'll only be hot for another month or so.

Something looks different about you... Hmm... Yes, you ARE looking less hot... :e2tongue:

Ken
06-29-2009, 12:59 PM
... would have to go with "piercing," on the eyebrow!*
Courtesy counter employee at teh local supermarket had one and it looked surprisingly cool :-)

* Was a tiny golden ringlet, 1/4" in diameter or there abouts.

Bmwhtly
06-29-2009, 01:24 PM
I'm going to sit on this here fence...because I like either, both, or neither, depending on the guy.
I'd like to use this answer too.

Mr Flibble
06-29-2009, 03:32 PM
Full disclosure: I have neither. My personality and appearance are already such that I'd really rather avoid adding any extra features people can use to prejudge me. If you know what I mean.

Wuss!

I was thinking of getting my eyebrow done, and I've got my next tatt planned.

I love a guy with tatts - as long as it's not full body...that'd be like too much. Piercings are cool, again if not overdone.

I know a girl who had a 'certain part' pierced *ouch* and had to take it out because every time she crossed her legs she fell off her chair. It was just too much fun she said. And it's a bugger when you're just walking down the road and you have to stop every few yards to hang onto a lamppost. :D

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 03:54 PM
A friend of mine had her clitoris pierced. She sent me a photo.

Said it was lots of fun. :D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 04:12 PM
I know a girl who had a 'certain part' pierced *ouch* and had to take it out because every time she crossed her legs she fell off her chair. It was just too much fun she said. And it's a bugger when you're just walking down the road and you have to stop every few yards to hang onto a lamppost. :D

Or to get parallel with a doorknob. :D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 04:14 PM
A friend of mine had her clitoris pierced. She sent me a photo.

Said it was lots of fun. :D

Well, if we all ever have a huge AW get-together, we'll all have to go and get commemorative tats and piercings.

I'm gonna get everyone's user names tattooed on my ass.


:ROFL:

seun
06-29-2009, 04:33 PM
Scars are manly.

I have a scar on top of my head from a wound which took 5 stitches to close.

Does that make me manly or a drunken idiot who took a dive down some stairs?

Thump
06-29-2009, 04:34 PM
Tattoos, definitely. Hate piercings anywhere else but the ears. But the tats have to be tasteful, well done and in places where they can be hidden for the wedding pictures :P

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 04:36 PM
Well, if we all ever have a huge AW get-together, we'll all have to go and get commemorative tats and piercings.

I'm gonna get everyone's user names tattooed on my ass.

:ROFL:

Hope you've got a big arse.

But on topic...I don't see the point in having 'discreet' tattoos. Why pay all that money and go through all that pain to hide what is essentially art?

Next piercing I get will be my tongue. :e2brows:

thethinker42
06-29-2009, 04:39 PM
I don't see the point in having 'discreet' tattoos. Why pay all that money and go through all that pain to hide what is essentially art?

I like having tattoos that I can show or cover at my discretion...as opposed to, say, something on my forehead. All four of my tattoos can be easily covered or easily shown. The two on my shoulders show if I wear a tank top, dress with straps (pfft, as if I wear dresses), or something similar. The ones on my legs show if I wear shorts or a skirt (yeah right).

I think I've worn shorts a hell of a lot more since I got my big tattoo. I didn't cough up that much money and endure 3.5 hours of pain to hide the damned thing...


Next piercing I get will be my tongue. :e2brows:

There's a place up the street from me that does them...*cough*...

Bmwhtly
06-29-2009, 04:40 PM
Next piercing I get will be my tongue. :e2brows:I used to know a girl with a pierced tongue.


No, I never got to know her as well as I'd have liked.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 04:40 PM
Hope you've got a big arse.



It has its own zip code. Lucky, eh?

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 04:42 PM
I used to know a girl with a pierced tongue.


No, I never got to know her as well as I'd have liked.

I walked past a guy in a club once; he smiled and I saw his tongue piercing.

So...you can guess what happened next. :D

Samantha's_Song
06-29-2009, 04:42 PM
For males, it would have to be tattoos for me. My husband is covered in tattoos, the only three places he doesn't have them: his face, his arse, and his willy, everything else is practically covered in ink.

I have five tattoos, two on each arm and one on my left shoulder, and I had these looooong before other females began thinking tattoos were cool.
My ears are pierced three times, and my nose is also pierced.

Bmwhtly
06-29-2009, 04:46 PM
So...you can guess what happened next. :DI can, yes.

But I'd like you to tell us anyway :e2tongue:

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 04:48 PM
Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then." :D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 04:50 PM
Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then." :D

No debauchery and depravity? I feel cheated. This story sucks. Can't you lie or something? :D

Samantha's_Song
06-29-2009, 04:52 PM
I've replied to this in a rep, it was too naughty for on here. :D


Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then." :D

Bmwhtly
06-29-2009, 04:54 PM
This story sucks. Can't you lie or something? :DI Agree!

Spill the fictional details!

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 04:54 PM
No debauchery and depravity? I feel cheated. This story sucks. Can't you lie or something? :D

I didn't have a night of debauchery with him, but there was a guy with a PA who- [censored for decency].

cray
06-29-2009, 05:07 PM
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/cray_photos/un-11.jpg

jennontheisland
06-29-2009, 05:30 PM
On men, neither. On women, any and all, within reason.


I know a girl who had a 'certain part' pierced *ouch* and had to take it out because every time she crossed her legs she fell off her chair. It was just too much fun she said. And it's a bugger when you're just walking down the road and you have to stop every few yards to hang onto a lamppost. :D

See, this is why much as I'm interested, I'm reluctant to pierce below the waist.

Me: 3 tattoos, one of which cannot be covered up. And a septum peircing that has mostly grown over. Damn day job. Might redo it when I start school full time in the fall.

spamwarrior
06-29-2009, 05:37 PM
I think I've been influenced by all the women on the fantasy covers who have lower back tats.

jennontheisland
06-29-2009, 05:47 PM
I think I've been influenced by all the women on the fantasy covers who have lower back tats.
Ah, the tramp stamp.

Proof you are a hard core kick ass grrrl, but still like shoes and sparkles.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 05:56 PM
http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr317/cray_photos/un-11.jpg

I think I saw him out in a field mounting cows...

Hettie
06-29-2009, 06:12 PM
As usual I have come to the party late.

I like tattoos. I do not have any.

I REALLY REALLY REALLY dislike when men get those piercings that make their ears and nose all dangly. I always wonder, what sort of heroic gesture did you do to earn those? Kill a wild boar and save your village?

I would like a dragon on my ankle... yet someone said something about a divorce...

aadams73
06-29-2009, 06:17 PM
Ah, the tramp stamp.



I love their other name. But I don't want to get banned. :D

Hettie
06-29-2009, 06:34 PM
I didn't know they had another name...

NeuroFizz
06-29-2009, 06:39 PM
Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then."
Men from Dundee will henceforth be in line for the Prince Albert.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 06:40 PM
Men from Dundee will henceforth be in line for the Prince Albert.

:ROFL:

NeuroFizz
06-29-2009, 06:42 PM
Ah, the tramp stamp.

Proof you are a hard core kick ass grrrl, but still like shoes and sparkles.
I have just one question about those. Why is there invariably a medial portion of the tat pointing downward, to the...abyss? I prefer highlighted cleavage that is above the waist.

Shadow_Ferret
06-29-2009, 07:00 PM
Ah, the tramp stamp.

Proof you are a hard core kick ass grrrl, but still like shoes and sparkles.

Hard core kick ass? I thought it just meant they were sluts, isn't that why it has the moniker, "tramp stamp."

*ducks and runs*

:D

jennontheisland
06-29-2009, 07:04 PM
Hard core kick ass? I thought it just meant they were sluts, isn't that why it has the moniker, "tramp stamp."

*ducks and runs*

:D
Yeah, um, that part was snarkasm. And the sparkles part is said with a vacuous nod.

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 07:14 PM
Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then." :D


I had the same damn experience, but at a party rather than a club.....


And I got my tongue pierced when I got out of the Army, but ended up having to take it out. I could *not* stop playing with the fricking thing, and my teeth got overly sensitive.

Oh yeah, and I've got one tattoo. Thinking about a second, but can't decide where or what, so it may take me a while.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 07:39 PM
I have just one question about those. Why is there invariably a medial portion of the tat pointing downward, to the...abyss? I prefer highlighted cleavage that is above the waist.

Some men are just ass men. :D

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 07:45 PM
Loving your new avatar.

That ugly mare gets in the way of the bookshelves though.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 07:46 PM
Loving your new avatar.

That ugly mare gets in the way of the bookshelves though.

Don't you have a turnip to molest? :D

(I haz tons of books)

Wayne K
06-29-2009, 07:46 PM
My option isn't listed.

Masturbation is considered self-mutilation by the department of corrections in the state of Connecticut.

Why I'm not dead is a mystery.

Wayne K
06-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Some men are just ass men. :D

You get me.

You really, really get me.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 07:48 PM
Don't you have a turnip to molest? :D

(I haz tons of books)

You have a beautiful smile.

It's the maniacal grin of a psychopath who's just buried a body and that turns. Me. On.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 07:49 PM
You have a beautiful smile.

It's the maniacal grin of a psychopath who's just buried a body and that turns. Me. On.

I haven't buried a body...yet.

Wanna come over and see the grave I'm digging turnip stew I'm cooking?

Wayne K
06-29-2009, 07:50 PM
You have a beautiful smile.

It's the maniacal grin of a psychopath who's just buried a body and that turns. Me. On.

You are me.

You really,really are me.

NeuroFizz
06-29-2009, 07:54 PM
Some men are just ass men.
I get that, but plumber's butt isn't any more attractive when it comes in the female version. It's the shapely backside in its entirety that holds the appeal (in my opinion). Showing an inch or two of cleavage bulging from drawn-low pants detracts from that appeal, as does the central downward spire of a tat that disappears into the cleavage area. It just reminds me of when my kids were young and diapered. If they let loose with a large wet one, that crud would climb up the crack and escape the top of the diaper, usually speading out laterally with the freedom, to mimic a lower back tat. So, if anyone is going for the lower back tat, I'd suggest they keep away from any part of it pointing downward, and certainly to stay away from earthtones.

Wayne K
06-29-2009, 07:57 PM
I get that, but plumber's butt isn't any more attractive when it comes in the female version. It's the shapely backside in its entirety that holds the appeal (in my opinion). Showing an inch or two of cleavage bulging from drawn-low pants detracts from that appeal, as does the central downward spire of a tat that disappears into the cleavage area. I just reminds me of when my kids were young and diapered. If they let loose with a large wet one, that crud would climb up the crack and escape the top of the diaper, usually speading out laterally with the freedom, to mimic a lower back tat. So, if anyone is going for the lower back tat, I'd suggest they keep away from any part of it pointing downward, and certainly to stay away from earthtones.


Thank God I didn't have children.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 07:57 PM
:roll::roll::roll:

jennontheisland
06-29-2009, 08:01 PM
I get that, but plumber's butt isn't any more attractive when it comes in the female version. It's the shapely backside in its entirety that holds the appeal (in my opinion). Showing an inch or two of cleavage bulging from drawn-low pants detracts from that appeal, as does the central downward spire of a tat that disappears into the cleavage area. I just reminds me of when my kids were young and diapered. If they let loose with a large wet one, that crud would climb up the crack and escape the top of the diaper, usually speading out laterally with the freedom, to mimic a lower back tat. So, if anyone is going for the lower back tat, I'd suggest they keep away from any part of it pointing downward, and certainly to stay away from earthtones.

OMG the diaper part is effin hilarious, because yeah, seen that.

As for the reason behind skanky girls with plumbers crack: it's so you can see the sexy straps of their g-string panties.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 08:03 PM
Thank God I didn't have children.

Yup. Me too.

NeuroFizz
06-29-2009, 08:04 PM
OMG the diaper part is effin hilarious, because yeah, seen that.

As for the reason behind skanky girls with plumbers crack: it's so you can see the sexy straps of their g-string panties.
Seeing that part of a thong is only sexy when it's on the floor.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 08:08 PM
As for the reason behind skanky girls with plumbers crack: it's so you can see the sexy straps of their g-string panties.

I'll be damned if I'm going to go out with my ass hanging out of my jeans. I love my low rise jeans, but I buy the ones that are slightly higher in the back. Plus I buy jeans that FIT. What's with these girls who squeeze themselves into jeans two sizes too small and hang over the top? Not. Flattering. At. All.

Rarri
06-29-2009, 08:34 PM
I'd go for tattoos, surely piercings would get in the way...? Scars are a weird one, Mr Rarri has heaps of them but there is something oddly 'sensual' about them. :D

jennontheisland
06-29-2009, 08:46 PM
I'll be damned if I'm going to go out with my ass hanging out of my jeans. I love my low rise jeans, but I buy the ones that are slightly higher in the back. Plus I buy jeans that FIT. What's with these girls who squeeze themselves into jeans two sizes too small and hang over the top? Not. Flattering. At. All.
mmmmm.... muffin tops!

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 08:54 PM
FUPA

aadams73
06-29-2009, 09:03 PM
mmmmm.... muffin tops!


:ROFL:


FUPA

I haven't heard that expression in a while. :roll:

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 09:22 PM
Bringing it down to the lowest possible level, that's me. :D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 09:28 PM
Nuthin' wrong with the lowest level. :D

Hey, we need to adjust the poll to accommodate scars since so many of us womenfolk are intrigued by them.

som1luvsmi
06-29-2009, 09:32 PM
I prefer ink.

And yeah, some scars are sexy. But not all of them.

Adam
06-29-2009, 09:44 PM
Tattoos. Yum. ;)

All my scars are ugly or practically invisible. :(

aadams73
06-29-2009, 09:57 PM
All my scars are ugly or practically invisible. :(

I have one on the inside of my right ankle/calf.
My knees(from falling off my bicycle a zillion times)
One(an inch wide) about 2 inches above my left knee where I caught my leg on a nail.
One on the inside of my right thigh(about 1-5 inches wide).
A tiny one on the bridge of my nose from where I fainted and fell out of a truck onto the concrete last year. I was wearing sunglasses and that's what cut me. Ear infection. :(

I like them all, funnily enough.

Adam
06-29-2009, 10:12 PM
I have one on the inside of my right ankle/calf.
My knees(from falling off my bicycle a zillion times)
One(an inch wide) about 2 inches above my left knee where I caught my leg on a nail.
One on the inside of my right thigh(about 1-5 inches wide).
A tiny one on the bridge of my nose from where I fainted and fell out of a truck onto the concrete last year. I was wearing sunglasses and that's what cut me. Ear infection. :(

I like them all, funnily enough.

The noticeable ones (when pointed out anyway) would be...

*Half inch one on the outside of my thumb. (Knife)
*Tiny one on my left index finger. (Knife)
*Wide one on my swearin' finger where I damn near severed it with a bike disk brake.
*1.5 ish wide round one on the inside of my left thigh where I dropped one of my daggers, leaving me pretty much unable to walk for a couple weeks. (Coulda been a lot worse, considering what was nearby...) :D


None are pretty. :(

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 10:15 PM
Well, I've got the gunshot scar in my upper shoulder. And the one across my throat. Oh, and then there's the shrapnel in my lower leg....

Why yes, I am totally bullshitting. Thanks for asking.

Wayne K
06-29-2009, 10:15 PM
I have a beautiful scar from when I was cirsumcised.

If you like muffin tops, you'll get an eyeful of that too.

som1luvsmi
06-29-2009, 10:19 PM
I have a 3 in. long and maybe 6 in. wide keloid burn scar in a capital "T" shape across my left ankle. It's not as bad as it used to be, but I don't think it would turn anybody on. :)

It's a wicked conversation starter, though. :D

SPMiller
06-29-2009, 10:32 PM
Wuss!Come a little closer and say that again.


I was thinking of getting my eyebrow done, and I've got my next tatt planned. Rawr.


Nothing too naughty. I just said, "I've never kissed a man with a tongue piercing before," and he said something like, "Well c'mere then." :DI was told something like that once, except with facial hair instead of piercings.

I fixed her up right quick...

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 10:53 PM
I've got a scar on the palm of my hand from too much masturbation where I fell on a Mach-3 razor.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 10:55 PM
The mind boggles...

rhymegirl
06-29-2009, 10:56 PM
i did the piercing thing. i had my ears, nose and nipples pierced in the early eighties...had the chains interlocking all the piercings. i also got a couple tattoos back then...small ones in unseen places.

Ouch!!


And I choose tattoos.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 10:57 PM
The mind boggles...

No, really. I started an attention-seeking thread on it here years ago. I know - imagine!

I was shaving my legs, reached over to pick something up, stumbled, and fell onto the floor where I'd left the razor blade facing up. I say 'blade', more like 'blades'; there are three of 'em.

Two stitches!

Paper ones, but that just makes me sound like a wuss. So we'll say 'two stitches' and leave it at that.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 11:02 PM
I was shaving my legs, reached over to pick something up, stumbled, and fell onto the floor where I'd left the razor blade facing up. I say 'blade', more like 'blades'; there are three of 'em.


Oh ouch!! And I thought cutting myself shaving was bad enough.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 11:04 PM
It didn't hurt (at first). I think I was in shock. There was a crunch and a tear, and I looked down and went, "Oh. Pretty. Red. Pretty red. Blood. Blood...everywhere!"

Then I called my dad. Using the other hand of course.

His sympathetic reply? "What the bloody hell are you doing calling me? Get to the doctor!"

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 11:05 PM
I once stepped on a razor, then managed to kick the handle with my other foot.

PS. As this thread goes on, it seems more & more as if I'm trying to be just like scarletpeaches. Hmm. I have been looking for a guru.....

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 11:07 PM
Ha! Good god, there's only one of me and that's probably just as well...

aadams73
06-29-2009, 11:10 PM
PS. As this thread goes on, it seems more & more as if I'm trying to be just like scarletpeaches. Hmm. I have been looking for a guru.....

How do you feel about turnips and Colin Farrell?

LorelieBrown
06-29-2009, 11:12 PM
Turnips are nasty. Colin Farrell is hot. (Might have to give him a good scrubbing first, though.)

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 11:13 PM
I don't mind turnips and Colin Farrell is better when he's dirty.

But learning fast you are, padawan.

aadams73
06-29-2009, 11:19 PM
I'm not sure if I've actually eaten turnips. Srsly.

Lyra Jean
06-29-2009, 11:19 PM
I picked piercings because they are removable. Although a nice tat is teh sexy. I have only my ears pierced and no tats.

I met a guy, me and my friend call him fanboy, he has a tattoo of a 1956 wood grain ceiling fan tattooed on his shoulder including the chain and chain pull. That was the weirdest tattoo ever. Although the artist did a good job because he had that same exact ceiling fan sitting in his living room. Fanboy's hobby is collecting ceiling fans.

I have a scar on my pinky from a knife, and two scars on my head from getting stitches although one is in the back so you can't see it because of my hair.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 11:22 PM
I'm not sure if I've actually eaten turnips. Srsly.

I would like to [this post has been censored to avoid bannination].

NeuroFizz
06-29-2009, 11:35 PM
I would like to [this post has been censored to avoid bannination].
With a turnip? My god....you ARE a good sport.

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 11:45 PM
They can be kinda fun if a guy has one...



Something looks different about you... Hmm... Yes, you ARE looking less hot... :e2tongue:

I wish I could say the same about you, but dammit you're looking hotter than ever!

Death Wizard
06-29-2009, 11:47 PM
Well, if we all ever have a huge AW get-together, we'll all have to go and get commemorative tats and piercings.

I'm gonna get everyone's user names tattooed on my ass.


:ROFL:

First dibs on the exact location!

aadams73
06-29-2009, 11:54 PM
I would like to [this post has been censored to avoid bannination].

I'm flattered. No, really.


With a turnip? My god....you are a good sport.

I think the turnip is the one being a good sport.

:D

aadams73
06-29-2009, 11:56 PM
I wish I could say the same about you, but dammit you're looking hotter than ever!

Aww shucks... Thanks. :D


First dibs on the exact location!

Just so we're real clear: my crack belongs to scarletpeaches.

*runs away before I get banned/shamed/tarred and feathered*

Old Hack
06-29-2009, 11:57 PM
I have a scar on my right index finger which cuts nearly from one side of the finger to the other. The injury resulted in a complete loss of feeling on the outside of my finger, from the top of it to the first joint, so I can't feel when I tickle or stroke anyone, or if I pick up anything that's hot (and yes, it's now been supplemented by a couple of burn scars).

I caused this injury about 20 years ago in my quest for comfort: I was trying to get ice cream out of the tub using a Sabatier kitchen knife, so desperate was I for cold and creamy delight. The knife slipped, and I damn near sliced my own finger off with it.

That'll teach me to live with a Canadian psycopath (he caused me to require the comfort that the Haagen Daas offered: I would have done better to leave him than eat the ice cream, and eventually I did).

Then I have three more scars: two Caesarian scars and a third incision along the same line from when I had a transabdominal cervical cerclage nearly ten years ago.

Not one of those scars is remotely attractive. The three abdominal ones give me a darts-player beer-belly overhang no matter how thin and toned I get (and right now, actually, I'm neither); the finger thing makes typing and tickling difficult. But the three abdominal scars do all have rather nice results--my two gorgeous boys--and I wouldn't be without them.

scarletpeaches
06-29-2009, 11:57 PM
Aww shucks... Thanks. :D



Just so we're real clear: my crack belongs to scarletpeaches.

*runs away before I get banned/shamed/tarred and feathered*

Crack is whack.

cray
06-30-2009, 12:02 AM
scarring has to be the hottest form of body mutilation.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 12:37 AM
scarring has to be the hottest form of body mutilation.

Next to decapitation.

Angie
06-30-2009, 12:42 AM
I have a scar on my inner wrist, caused by a rabbit scratching me when I was a kid. It is just to the right of center, and thank goodness it's hardly noticeable or people would think I tried to do a terrible thing to myself. My other visible scars are all from working in an aluminum factory that made some of the die shapes that would eventually become brackets and other aluminum bits of cars. I have a longish scar down the outside of my wrist from a sharp edge of aluminum, a small indentation on the line between my wrist and hand from a hot metal chip landing there and burning me, and a lovely huge triangular scar on the naughty finger of my left hand from slipping with a box knife and filleting my finger to the bone.

Lyra Jean
06-30-2009, 12:45 AM
You're right scars are hot!
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/s/images/scarif_sepik.jpg

Angie
06-30-2009, 12:47 AM
Um, that one around the navel looks like a couple of worms.

Just sayin'...

cray
06-30-2009, 12:58 AM
and i'm just sayin' that the only reason i said that was because scarring prolly involves a hot instrument,...

hot.

get it.


:roll:



ifunny.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 01:11 AM
:roll:



ifunny.

Do you see me laughing?

(I iz laughing on teh inside)

aadams73
06-30-2009, 01:39 AM
You're right scars are hot!
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/s/images/scarif_sepik.jpg

Whoa...It's an upside-down ice cream cone...

aadams73
06-30-2009, 02:57 AM
Crack is whack.

Crack is awesome. Just ask Bobby and Whitney.

LorelieBrown
06-30-2009, 03:00 AM
Whoa...It's an upside-down ice cream cone...

It's an upside down.....something else. Not that I would see anything dirty. 'Cause I'm an angel.

See the wings?

aadams73
06-30-2009, 03:06 AM
It's an upside down.....something else. Not that I would see anything dirty. 'Cause I'm an angel.

See the wings?

Oh nice try, honey. What wings? :D

(Ok, I thought it was one of *those* at first, too)

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 03:23 AM
Scars can be hawt. I dated a guy once who was bragging about some pitiful, barely visible scar on the back of his hand. Acted like it was a freaking battle scar.

So I pulled part of my shirt down over my shoulder and showed him the scar left by a horse grabbing me with its teeth and pulling me partway over a stall door.

When Animals Attack, FTW!

Vincent
06-30-2009, 03:36 AM
Scars can be hawt. I dated a guy once who was bragging about some pitiful, barely visible scar on the back of his hand. Acted like it was a freaking battle scar.

So I pulled part of my shirt down over my shoulder and showed him the scar left by a horse grabbing me with its teeth and pulling me partway over a stall door.

When Animals Attack, FTW!
I've got some nice scars, and a manly story to go with them. I was the first kid down the waterslide when the pool opened for Summer, and some wit had filled the slide pool with broken glass.

Only, the scars are on the soles of my feet. Less bragging potential there.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 03:38 AM
I've got some nice scars, and a manly story to go with them. I was the first kid down the waterslide when the pool opened for Summer, and some wit had filled the slide pool with broken glass.

Only, the scars are on the soles of my feet. Less bragging potential there.

Yikes! I heard about a story like that back when I used to live in Australia. Wet 'n' Wild, I believe.

Vincent
06-30-2009, 03:40 AM
Yikes! I heard about a story like that back when I used to live in Australia. Wet 'n' Wild, I believe.
LOL, everyone has heard that story, and it's always the next town over. It's one of the long lasting urban legends.

Only it actually happened to me.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 03:47 AM
LOL, everyone has heard that story, and it's always the next town over. It's one of the long lasting urban legends.

Only it actually happened to me.

I believe you. Really, I do. :D

Vincent
06-30-2009, 03:50 AM
I believe you. Really, I do. :D
Don't make me take off my shoes.

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 03:54 AM
I used to have a scar on the bottom of my foot where a doctor sliced off about half of my heel with a scalpel. And no anesthetic. Of any kind. Over the course of about 15-20 minutes.

There were serious bragging rights with that scar...then I had surgery and ended up with an even bigger scar, so it's gone now...but that surgery had anesthetic, so it's not nearly as badass.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 04:22 AM
If anyone wants to show me their decapitation or their circumspection scar, I will be duly impressed. Until then I remain unmoved by stories of woe. :D

brokenfingers
06-30-2009, 04:44 AM
My psyche has been scarred by some of the comments in this and other threads.

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 04:46 AM
My psyche has been scarred by some of the comments in this and other threads.

I've had almost daily one-on-one chats via instant message with scarletpeaches, some of which last for hours.

Trust me, the scars on your psyche are mild compared to mine...

aadams73
06-30-2009, 04:47 AM
Some of my rep points are enough to scar mine...

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 04:53 AM
Some of my rep points are enough to scar mine...

Dude. You have no idea.

You just...

You don't. Trust me.

We've had conversations that could make turnips wilt.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 04:56 AM
Very little shocks me. Nothing wilts MY turnips.

Angie
06-30-2009, 04:58 AM
Do you have to drag your turnips into every conversation? :tongue

Death Wizard
06-30-2009, 05:03 AM
If anyone wants to show me their decapitation or their circumspection scar, I will be duly impressed. Until then I remain unmoved by stories of woe. :D


That really would result in banishment!

aadams73
06-30-2009, 05:16 AM
People are so prejudiced against decapitation. But it really is a talking point.

aadams73
06-30-2009, 05:17 AM
Do you have to drag your turnips into every conversation? :tongue

They follow me, like the faint aroma of my perfume.

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 05:18 AM
Do you have to drag your turnips into every conversation? :tongue

Don't turnip your nose at us.

LorelieBrown
06-30-2009, 05:30 AM
Oh nice try, honey. What wings? :D


Right behind me. They're big, and black, and a little leathery. Kinda match the two protrusions on the top of my head. No, those are *not* horns. Sheesh, you wouldn't believe how sick I am of that question.

Angie
06-30-2009, 06:13 AM
People are so prejudiced against decapitation. But it really is a talking point.

If you still have a head to talk with.


Don't turnip your nose at us.

Sorry. My sarcastic nature will turnip no matter how I try to suppress it.

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 06:23 AM
Sorry. My sarcastic nature will turnip no matter how I try to suppress it.

Just remember...turnibout's fair play.

ShowerInspiration
06-30-2009, 06:49 AM
Best kind of bodily mutilation? Mine. Slashed wrists, split tendons and scars that bleed on command...

*shudder* Yeah, that's the stuff...

NeuroFizz
06-30-2009, 06:49 AM
No one here knows scars...

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/NeuroFizz/SlidePoster.jpg

ShowerInspiration
06-30-2009, 06:51 AM
No one here knows scars...

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/NeuroFizz/SlidePoster.jpg


That looks like fun :poke:

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 06:52 AM
No one here knows scars...

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/NeuroFizz/SlidePoster.jpg


YEAH YEAH YEAH...you probably walked 40 miles to school every morning in the snow and it was uphill both ways, too...

bettielee
06-30-2009, 06:54 AM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd134/mymotherwasahamster/alien-tattoo-whole-body.jpg

You have to be one hardcore mutha effer to do that on your head.

ShowerInspiration
06-30-2009, 06:56 AM
You have to be one hardcore mutha effer to do that on your head.


Notice the site on his back? Not real lol. Optical illusions.

Angie
06-30-2009, 06:56 AM
YEAH YEAH YEAH...you probably walked 40 miles to school every morning in the snow and it was uphill both ways, too...

With no shoes. And when he got there, he was soundly beaten with a turnip.

Angie
06-30-2009, 06:57 AM
Notice the site on his back? Not real lol. Optical illusions.

Oh, great, way to ruin it!

*stomps out*

bettielee
06-30-2009, 06:57 AM
I have missed you guys....

**gives everyone in thread a warm snuggle**

Angie
06-30-2009, 06:58 AM
I have missed you guys....

**gives everyone in thread a warm snuggle**

We love you too. Now give me back my personal space. :tongue

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 07:00 AM
I have missed you guys....

**gives everyone in thread a warm snuggle**


EWWWW! GIRL COOTIES!!! *runs screaming from thread*

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:01 AM
EWWWW! GIRL COOTIES!!! *runs screaming from thread*

Who knew it was that easy?

spamwarrior
06-30-2009, 07:01 AM
What's wrong with girl cooties?

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 07:03 AM
What's wrong with girl cooties?

Nothing. Just seemed like a good excuse to run screaming from the thread.

som1luvsmi
06-30-2009, 07:24 AM
Yes, but since when is a good excuse needed for ANYTHING around here? :D

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:26 AM
Define "good".

thethinker42
06-30-2009, 07:38 AM
Yes, but since when is a good excuse needed for ANYTHING around here? :D

It's not needed, but it tends to make things more entertaining. I like my daftness to have at least some finesse, rather than just inexplicable randomness.

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:46 AM
I, on the other hand, am okay with random inexplicable daftness.

bettielee
06-30-2009, 07:48 AM
**snuggles Angie....

Hard!**

spamwarrior
06-30-2009, 07:55 AM
I thought I was daft, but found that I was sane compared to you guys.

I decided to vote after much deliberation. Tats.

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:55 AM
*snuggles bettielee...

and wipes Cheeto fingers on her back*

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:56 AM
I thought I was daft, but found that I was sane compared to you guys.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

Oh..you were serious?

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

spamwarrior
06-30-2009, 07:57 AM
Thank you! :rofl:

spamwarrior
06-30-2009, 07:59 AM
Wait, what am I saying thank you for?

Angie
06-30-2009, 07:59 AM
To prove my point?

spamwarrior
06-30-2009, 08:04 AM
Maybe?

NeuroFizz
06-30-2009, 09:54 AM
YEAH YEAH YEAH...you probably walked 40 miles to school every morning in the snow and it was uphill both ways, too...
Naw. It was pretty flat.